Paladin Posting

(on my knees) PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE (tugs at thy hem) PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE

@skittybitty_yt WE HATH TO KILL THEM SKITTYBITTY

it’s very bizarre and unsettling watching the r slur become normalized again

SO LIKE. WHAT EVEN ARE CHIPS

@jacksfatboner :[

@DevotionOath slurs

WHAT DO YOU EVEN CALL THESE

WHAT DO YOU CALL THESE

@JasperLufkin YOU SUGGEST PERFECTLY REASONABLE POINTS. HAST THOU CONSIDERED KILLING THYSELF?

@DevotionOath Paladins are required to be Lawful Good and would therefore never declare their pronouns let alone be a they/them(they are also all male). Total fake.

@chieflesbian_ THEN WHO IS THE LADY THAT WARMS MY DAY?

@DevotionOath Its night

GOOD MORN MINE SQUIRES. WHAT BE THE MOVE

@skyesmithdotjpg NOT ALL HEROES WEAR CAPES 😪

@DevotionOath i'm out here representing unmedicated baddies like it's my job. everyone in my life wishes i would represent unmedicated baddies less, but it's a sacrifice i have to make for the good of unmedicated baddies everywhere

unmedicated lorekeeper interview dropping on superfan tomorrow (i think) (i'm back on my meds dw) (i truly don't know what i said or spoiled in that interview but it was delightful to chat with belen)

@Jabron174 THAT WAS NOT DETAILED IN THE QUEST DESCRIPTION

@DevotionOath Dude you got pickle juice on the floor someone’s gotta clean that

ANOTHER QUEST COMPLETE (and lunch sorted!)

TO ALL WHO LIVE IN AOTEAROA NEW ZEALAND: I COULD BE IN THY LIFE. I COULD KNOW THY COUSIN. I COULD BE AT THY CAFE. THIS IS A WARNING

CAESTUS AND PRETTY BUTTERFLY OUTFIT.

GIVEN THAT MASCULINITY IS A HOMOEROTIC PROJECT; YES. IRREFUTABLY YES.

@ThatGuy7700 BEAR THY RESUME FOR VIEWING

@DevotionOath I can fill in today if you want, I'm certified

@_yapsharlene I AWAIT IT EAGERLY!!! I HATH LONG BEEN ENAMOURED BY THY WORK 🙂‍↕️

@DevotionOath verily sir paladin!!! it is a halfling ranger raised by a dwarf, i shall share her forthwith once the time is right

d&d character creation got me searching stuff like "benefits of a recurve bow" and "dwarven hair culture"

@ThatGuy7700 MY GOONS HAVE TODAY OFF TO SPEND TIME WITH THEIR FAMILIES

@DevotionOath Goon, obviously

@ghettr00 PETER THIEL

the way i got no idea who that is

@runesword1 wtf

@DevotionOath KILL AND STEAL