Paladin Posting

(on my knees) PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE (tugs at thy hem) PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE

@asinglepillbug runpilstilkin

Pricking my finger on the fb marketplace spinning wheel as a type of gender affirming care

@inuyarasha_ I ADORE THEM

i need to photograph all the brutalist structures in new zealand. why do we have so many?

@gribblenibbets im trying buddy

@DevotionOath Give me another one to like already loser

WHO KEEPS LIKING THIS

@gothstrawberryy #LIKED

If a pussy haver doesnt sit on my face by months end im afraid i will expire 😔

@bbc_pantel @graveghostie LETS GET MARRIED

@DevotionOath AYE!!! ONE DAY YE SHALL HAVE A FUTURE EX WIFE

SURELY IF MY REPLY IS WITTY AND SUAVE ENOUGH THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ON TWITTER SHALT FALL IN LOVE WITH ME

@_starjoyy @figanthecigfigs WOKENESS MAN

@figanthecigfigs one could say..... wokeness man

Darkness man if he was woke

@turbomander *counterspells them all* MAGIC ISN’T REAL IDIOT

what the fuck do yall know about this? *starts casting spells*

@clasnissa ZOUNDS….

@DevotionOath heard 'tis a shift through the nigh

dost thou knowest thy Fredrick at fifth moons? @DevotionOath

FIVE MOONS AT FREDERICKS?!

@_KaliburCrispy HATH BEEN SINCE MARCH 2024

@DevotionOath Paladin pervert posting when

I AM THE NONBINARY PERVERT

@Oblivion_Folder NAY !!! THAT 100K ACCOUNT SHALT NOTICE THEE. JUST ONE MORE JEST !!!!

@DevotionOath To those trying this: consider your statistics. If she has thousands of followers, hundreds of comments, you’re probably better off playing the lottery instead. If she’s got a few hundred followers, 5-10 comments, at least you have a measurable chance of being noticed. 🤷‍♂️

@_gothhardt_ YES

is it considered self harm to wanna get back into marvel rivals

@crypticbatsy DON’T MAKE ME SMITE THEE YOEL

@DevotionOath but ser paladin my brown eyes and my crooked pearly whites and critter-like charm leaves them so open 😣

biting women until they're red and blue send tweet

@bugbra1nz DOST THOU HATH A SWORD

Outfit of the day 🐞

@RefreshFresh @runesword1 I FORGIVE THEE. I AM KIND OF LIKE A GIRL SOMETIMES

@runesword1 @DevotionOath I DIDNT READ THE PRONOUNS IN BIO FIRST

HUNTING THE LOCAL BANDITS ONE BY ONE THROUGH THE WOODS JUST TO FEEL SOMETHING. I LIKE TESTING OUT NEW SMITES ON THEM

@Error_001_ YOU ARE MORE THAN ANYTHING I COULD DREAM OF BEING PUPPY WIZAR

@DevotionOath I'm merely *a* nonbinary pervert, I cannot compare to THE nonbinary pervert (you)

@bunnielesbian HELP ME

@DevotionOath i did this and it worked