Paladin Posting

(on my knees) PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE (tugs at thy hem) PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE PRITHEE

#Unbothered. #Wet. #Happy. In my #goop. #Slopped up. #Squelching.

SPREAD THE WORD. I WANT THE ENTIRE REALM SHOUTING ITS SLOPTIME

LETS GET MOULDY BABY

@Magemalio TAKE MY HAND

@DevotionOath youre telling me if i get moldy with it i could be like my best friend and confidant The Paladin......

intentionally growing black mold in my bedroom because what if it makes me funnier

@DevotionOath I like to think his kind spirit is powerful enough to overcome it, like the werehog

@MupBupper I LOVE YOU

what happens when the rizzler gets his first taste of blood. How much longer will we survive

@runesword1 NOW THAT’S JUST CRUEL

scraping a gnome’s bald head across the gravel, smacking his head onto the cobblestone

@yuriiiiButAStar MEET ME AT THE TAVERN

dduuuuude i need to stop meeting eith mutuals while drunk im so fucking embarassing

@cemeteryfaerie FALSE KNIGHT?

paladin came through sayin he’d cleanse the land…corn’s taller now n we ain’t seen him since

YUP. #SLOPTIME PRESS “LIKE” TO PUT YOUR HEAD IN THE SLOP BUCKET 🪣 🐖

I LIKE THE CORNER OF THE INTERNET WE HAVE FILLED WITH NONBINARY KNIGHTS

@cavalierposting YOU ARE MY SECOND FAVOURITE POLE

Captain: I’m Ahab

@ghaikposting FUCK YOU

Hello I Am The Emperor from Baldur's Gate III

@Unohanabbygirl THE WALL IS SO COLD THEY HAD TO KEEP EACHOTHER WARM

Yall think jon and samwell ever explored each other’s bodies? I mean, jon is pretty like a girl and sam is very voluptuous so it must’ve happened at least once

@MtnDoe A BANGER AND A FLOP ARE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME COIN. SPEAK WITH THY HEART AND SOMEONE WILL LISTEN, BE IT A DEAFENING CROWN OR THY OWN SELF

@DevotionOath is this how one gets a banger?

SOMETIMES I POP 2 RUBIFEN AND START TWEETING SOME BULLSHIT

@alayneofstone I LOVE THIS HAHAHAHAHA