Daniel Simpson

@Mrcryptoxwhale @NoLimitGains @grok @Lachyg24 ‘done’

@wangbnbwhale @grok @Lachyg24 ca’rn then

@JoshGarlepp Wokening Batsmen

What does that even mean

My overwhelming fear of being mauled by a crocodile has now been replaced by a forboding mortality at the nose of a Tram

@BrisbaneBullets can you pls ask Tyrell Harrison for his off season diet plan Holy shit

Booing Quaynor is some extreme victim blaming #AFLFinals

@Daniel07298341 This has been doing my head in for the last 2 hours

Has someone got a fucking squeaky dog toy at the GWS game or am I hearing things? #AFLGiantsSaints

Kerser is the Sickest #1 #hottest100ofaustraliansongs

@LeastHesFunny_ @GiannGhana

Hearing Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera has nominated Port Adelaide as his club of choice after accepting a 10 Year, $1.7 Million a season IOU from board member Warren Tredrea #AFLTrade #WeArePortAdelaide

@elonmusk @elonmusk To celebrate send a couple of Aussies in @Lachyg24 and I $1,000,000 each. Ty Elon

Now #1 in Australia!

Blow this shit up @kanyewest you weird bastard

The Earth is 4.543 billion years old and we’re lucky enough to exist at the same time as @joet94 & @Pearceyy96 dropping Range Rover Music 🔥🔥🔥

Normalise commenting on other mens’ hydration levels at shared urinals

You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

Things I haven’t seen in years: • White dog poop • A Video Rental store • @MaccaLeeson do ‘The Robot’

@reegdiggledig @mr_chitafa Big big sound

@mr_chitafa Freo fans are way too light on the club after dishing that tripe up for years on end 😂 there’s no such thing as an overreaction after that result because the overwhelming majority of the fan base are over it, and can’t see the ultimate success under Longmuir.

My 2c. There’s been a lot of comments about Freo’s performance last Friday night. While completely unacceptable, saying things like, it’s the worst game we’ve ever played and the darkest day in Freo’s history is being overdramatic. It’s nowhere near that bad. #foreverFreo

@bmac1723 4 weeks - Bilateral RSI of the Thumbs 😭

@DSimpso11 I doubt it, you probably injured yourself writing this tweet.

If the game of AFL had become this soft 10 years ago I could’ve been a sniff at getting drafted

Callum Brown should be in this team over Jake Stringer #aflgiantsdogs