Beerse McDragonSlayer

Hey mate, at the final but can’t see you anywhere? Sure you can’t be far away. Anyway cya when you get here mate

Not again… 😬😂 #ENGvIND

@lurchnado @SLAMonline Nah bro Brock lesner hair not like that

@SLAMonline Brook & Robin Lopez ?

Seeing double?? We've got a BIG brand new SLAM cover dropping on Tuesday, July 22 at 11 AM EST

@lurchnado @myro_um Wrong it’s actually 1) Clithead 2) Glamarama 3) Rey Mysterio 4) you were right

@myro_um @MaccaLeeson how did I do 1. Capt. Stimulant 2. The Quota 3. Blue man 4. Horny Wolverine (1940s)

MCU fans can you name these characters without using Google ?

@lurchnado White lotus style

Me talking to AJ 3am coming home pissed firing up Rocket League

Absolute CARNAGE! 😍

What I’m trying to say is if you reduce the costs of pints and cocktails then more relationships are going to happen which is going to increase the population therefore increase the GDP. Where do you both stand on the cost of beers? Kind regards, On the fence voter

Hey, @AlboMP and @PeterDutton_MP a n the fence voter here. In all honesty I think both your housing policies are dog shit. The real question is though, what are you going to do about the price of a beer? Through my extensive research the data suggests that the average price of a

If I go home after 10 pints if you put the Ubers on top of that then you are looking at $220 that’s as much as the average Australian pays in rent per week! Not to mention the single folks. Double that amount for the cost to buy a young Shiela a few cocktails

Pint in Victoria is $16. That means if I want to have 10 pints with my mates on a Friday that’s $160. On the occasional time I’m feeling good and go to the club after I’m paying $20 entry then another 10 vodka lime sodas at $13 each. That’s an extra $130.

@EliteClubS0B @lurchnado will never get better

WWE just uploaded the director’s cut & new camera angles of the GREATEST 5 minutes from Roman Reigns vs. Cody Rhodes at WM 40. This moment still gives CHILLS 🔥

@lurchnado Hmmm will JT have his eyes open?

Thoughts on this 10man rotation PG: Kumbi (obvious choice) SG: JT (great off ball guard) SF: Helena (versatile/german) PF: Macca (beats his own drum) C: Will (good length) 6 man: Lurch (doesn’t vape) 7: Julia (Dr) 8: Nate (business mind) 9: Choonch (selfless) 10: Greener (charm)

@lurchnado Is that keyboard shortcut?

Trying to prove something to Aj, do you know Bru-C

@brycescott1995 @Lachyg24 @lurchnado @northstardoll Very freaky

@Lachyg24 @lurchnado @northstardoll Absolute hype guy

@lurchnado @AntDavis23 Can’t believe 10 year ago Liam gave you the “Buddy”. You going to take that shit?

This randomly came up in my calendar. I was off by 3,308. Dumbass Lurch. to answer my question from 10 years ago @AntDavis23 is doing well, NBA Champion & Gold Medalist. While I am pretty good at Heel side snowboarding. So we pretty even.

@gradecricketer @Skinny___T

Overseas import tries to call former Australian fast bowler Nathan Coulter-Nile back for a third and Coulter-Nile responds appropriately.

@fudgedavey @brycescott1995 Is the power a pedo????!

@brycescott1995 If only the man could keep his hands to himself brother 😔

Booing MvG is outrageous. Respect the 🐐 #dartsChampionship

My Spotify AI DJ is going to be the best man at my wedding because he knows me better then anyone

@enforcerchris_ @lurchnado

When Trump removes the term limit and its Obama vs Trump in 2028, 20 years in the making #Election2024

@ZssBecker @chinesegon Hey Mr Becker, what are these other 1000 things? Asking for a mate

Two things A) you assume people that don’t drink are lonely weirdos B) you think that going out for wine is some irreplaceable social activity Truth is there’s about 1000 other things you can do besides going and sipping poison together. You actually have more energy to do it if you’re alcohol free as well. You should examine why this drug is so incredibly important to you.

unpopular opinion but the whole "no drinking" vibe is correlated with a massive spike in social isolation. yes, binge drinking is bad, but going out for a glass of wine or a beer with friends on the regular actually has positive effects that outweigh the negative health optimization bros cutting alcohol consumption to zero, hitting the gym with headphones on, and going home to empty apartments are the loneliest people on this planet. happy friday