Dan Cleaver

@espn FIX YOUR DOG SHIT ECHOING AUDIO YOU STUPID FUCKS!!!!!

The Bruins locked in to even the series up in Buffalo 🐻

@Matthew_Sean96 It’s not an argument. Nothing comes close.

Hockey may be a niche sport in the United States, but you can argue it's the best postseason of the big four.

@DanCleaver8 @NoContextHumans Thirsty ass nigga

@NoContextHumans 1D

Which seat you choosing?

@grimposting Amen.

Come home.

@CPanther95 @dom_lucre Speak for yourself.

@dom_lucre That news is coming 20 years too late.

🔥🚨JUST STOLE: American Pie Hollywood Actress Shannon Elizabeth who played Nadia has announced that she is joining OnlyFans.

@LBknowsBall @TheMasters Well said.

.@TheMasters has always operated on one rule: you come to us. No phones. Dress codes. A lottery most people never win. The scarcity was the point, it’s what created the magic there. This year, I feel like the Augusta National is walking a thin line between maintaining the mythology while slowly selling the thing that made the mythology worth having. There’s a version of growing the game that still respects the game. Rory chasing a career Grand Slam is compelling television. A 20 year-old amateur paired with the world’s best is a story. Kelce eating a sandwich on the fairway while patrons stare in awkward silence is not. The people who truly love and respect the Masters don’t need to be told why it matters. And the people who don’t know yet deserve to find out the same way the rest of us did, through the golf and golf alone.

@concretehaiis Hockey isn’t for you Twinkie. Go watch tennis.

chicago just change your team name to the Chicago Hawks and get rid of that fucking logo. thats genuinely the only thing stopping me from liking your fuckass franchise

teams that need to change their names: Chicago Nashville

@other_st_nick You’ll grow up one day.

If you don’t live in Chicago and you aren’t trying to figure out how to move to Chicago you’re probably stupid

@mattjones93 @merchantjones @_MikeEdwards You know what he means you squid.

@merchantjones @_MikeEdwards Yes, because shooting a final day 67 at Augusta when you’re in contention is completely free of pressure….

Masters 2026 means it’s 10 years since the most undignified moment in sports history: Danny Willett winning the Green Jacket whilst on his phone that he’s having to hold awkwardly to ensure it remains charging

@kpertsev @0xJvlivs @SchmittNYC Found the retard

@0xJvlivs @SchmittNYC apparently only within the US

How the f-k is an EXIT tax even legal??

@GolfWithKG Yeah, go ahead and tell Jack fucking Nicholas he can’t wear a blue shirt. Stfu.

2 things here 1 - a white undershirt should be mandatory 2 - tie choices should be limited to a variety of green or yellow

@flushingitgolf Shut the fuck up.

People forget how good Danny Willet was when he won the Masters in 2016. He was world number 13 and a multiple winner of big European Tour events. He was a former world amateur number 1 and finished T6 at The Open in 2015. He fully deserved that win.

@0hour1 And the other half have been preparing for that their entire lives. I’d say we’d be okay.

I pray America is never attacked, half of you would wave the white flag in the starting minutes.

@stoolpresidente What grown ass adult wears sweatpants in public? Grow up.

Vibes couldn’t be higher

@IAbhay_Pratap @KamalaHarris Shut your foreign shit throwing ass up

@KamalaHarris Americans regret that they chose the loudmouth Donald Trump as president instead of Kamala Harris. In 2028, Americans will correct their mistake and elect Kamala Harris as president. Am I right ?

Donald Trump votes by mail. But this week, he signed an Executive Order so you can’t. Why? Because he is scared of your power, and he is scared of losing the midterms.

@SteelBuckeye7 @LindorEnjoyer Majors lol

@LindorEnjoyer 70+% of economics majors are democrats

Defunding education is how they make more republicans

@TrixStar76 @PearlRiverSwamp And your race cant even afford to raise your own.

@PearlRiverSwamp lol I love it. Your race has literally already been replaced. You can’t even keep up with breeding 🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Red Sox simply posted a video of Boston in 1950, and it’s immediately one of the most radicalizing things you’ve ever seen.

@winenot420 @Geiger_Capital But he isn’t wrong…

@Geiger_Capital you are truly an absolute and utter racist.

@Garnetffluvr $900 per console for you liberal purple haired freaks to worry about honey bees. Give me the old fat sweaty white guys back.

Fun fact, at our PlayStation HQ campus we have a few beehives in our care. These hives produce some really sweet honey, which we make available for purchase onsite. Happy bees, happy honey! 🐝🍯

@MikeNellis Allegedly under the influence.

Tiger Woods crashing his car while under the influence of something, then immediately calling Donald Trump to weasel his way out of it, is the perfect metaphor for Trump’s second term.