Dark Alan
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🚨Breaking news - 17 year old young man with a bright future killed himself because his girl broke up with him!
How do you handle a break up?
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Dark Alan retweetet
Hi 34 year old man who works 9-5, pays his taxes, follows the law, works his ass off, served my country. I deserve to do whatever the fuck I want one my free time.
Go watch your brain rot shit on Bravo and read your smutty degen books Karen. 🤣🤣🤣
meme bastard 💚@mask_bastard
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This is called chivalry. Masculine men want to give their woman as many orgasms as she can stand. If you don't enjoy giving her orgasms, there's somethin wrong with you, boy.
Wilfred Reilly@wil_da_beast630
In any reasonably happy heterosexual relationship, as a guy, your partner should have more orgasms than you do. Why? Because they...can.
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@mindoverweaknes @grok watch this video entirely then outline the step by step process to create a similar one, and all the AI tools and money involved, with precision
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What happens when a married woman goes to gym: The complete story
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@realpeteyb123 Lmao. The only tip is to leave
Dystopian shithole
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This is what every man is looking for: a woman who studied under Toni Morrison
Rebekah Jones@GeoRebekah
Men think this is an improvement. MacKenzie Scott, Princeton graduate, writing novels at age six, studied under Toni Morrison, founded Amazon, and one of the biggest philanthropists in the history of humanity. Versus.. whatever the fuck this is.
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For the lost girlies, who wanna know why he chose her:
guys like Bezos don’t stay for accomplishments, degrees, or moral superiority lmao, they stay for the fun, kind, low-drama woman who makes his life pleasant, supportive, and sexually enthusiastic instead of turning home into a lecture or competition
It's not even the looks, altho the pornstar plastic looks does help
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i’ve known two women like this. everyone always assumes the plain Jane is kind-hearted and above it all. the truth is, the bimbo is the sweetest person you'll meet. they like to have fun and want you to have fun too. they just also like to make sure they look sexy. the plain Jane 9 times out of 10 will find every chance she gets to remind you how she is morally superior because she doesn't prioritize her appearance like “other girls”. Lauren is probably NICE and makes Jeff feel like the man. that's all it really takes. no degrees or philanthropy replace that in a man's eyes.
Rebekah Jones@GeoRebekah
Men think this is an improvement. MacKenzie Scott, Princeton graduate, writing novels at age six, studied under Toni Morrison, founded Amazon, and one of the biggest philanthropists in the history of humanity. Versus.. whatever the fuck this is.
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@Michaeldudufudu Imagine dating one who's in these photos lmao
Might aswell chop your balls off
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Never date a woman who would see these photos and not be absolutely horrified
👑 J³ABz👑@Jabz_CFC
When Jason Momoa poses with his female fans, he pushes their husbands and boyfriends out of the picture.
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Andrew Tate says the official story of WW2 might not be true and that Hitler perhaps wasn't even the bad guy. 😳
"If they use WW2 to subvert white nationalism to the point of extinction, wouldn't it be truly treasonous if the story of WW2 wasn't even true?"
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@CAMELCASTOff I like how when she's with him she's all covered up, baggy clothes, then when she goes "out with her friends" aka to whore herself out she has her whole ass out
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One of my buddies a decade ago dated a rave girl. She would go off to festivals all the time with her girls(and one guy friend). My buddy obviously couldn't go because he had a job but he was never concerned.
I asked him if she could be doing something nefarious. He said "she would never do that." I simply asked because she would talk about how she looked forward to all the drugs and alcohol. Drugs and drinks never lead to good decisions.
Well long story short. She cheated on him with dozens of guys over a year and broke up with him for the guy friend who she went to the raves with.
Simp Police🚨@SimpPolice911
Imagine being excited to send your girl off to be a whore at a festival.
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Dark Alan retweetet
A lot of the AI advice you guys are getting is just a summary from Reddit opinions
Remember that before taking it as gospel
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Dark Alan retweetet
If Kamala Harris were in office, we wouldn't be at war in Iran but the border would be open, Elon would be in jail, X wouldn't exist, and there'd be a bipartisan amnesty. I have a lot of issues with the current administration. Everyone who is HONEST does. Real life isn't utopia.
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Kobe Bryant died in January 2020
6 years after his death, his wife has moved on with another man , & she’s reportedly pregnant for the man
If you think your wife truly loves you, then you’re nothing but a fool .
Women are not in love, they are in business.
& quick to move on
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