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@Vision4theBlind He has to be the wordy interviewer of all time. No fucking follow up question to that remark?!

Grimes, the mother of three of Elon Musk's children: "Luckily there is a massive population drop coming..." They know what's coming.

@GPAIndiana OR, if NOBODY had a gun that day, NOBODY would have been killed. Fucking idiot.

The Whole World Needs to Hear This Story!! 🫵

@Liberfach0 Ever heard the expression ‘throw enough shit’.

- Salió a la luz la lista de Epstein. - BlackRock aceptó haber impulsado la "agenda woke". - 22 masones fueron capturados por conspiración y as3sinato. - Deportistas cristianos son despedidos por profesar su fe. - Salen documentos desclasificados que confirman el control climático. Los conspiranoicos que siempre tuvimos razón.

@Deezus_Walks Subjective or not, this list is bullshit and should be taken out back and shot in the fucking head.

I have finished watching ALL 90+ theatrically released Disney+Pixar movies and this is the ordered tier list

@Utdtruthful Hes an ok player made to look better the. He is because he has to do so much in an average team. A good team swallows him up. United would be absolutely mental to go near him.

🚨 “When Carrick was about to retire in 2018, he named two teens with BRIGHT futures at United: James Garner & MG. “Mourinho told a confidant “He is a player,” when he promoted him to the first team. “Solskjaer predicted he would be a “top player”. Bruno namechecked him as the academy talent he was looking forward to playing with, he never did. “The circumstances surrounding Garner’s departure in 2022 were unbecoming of United. They told an agency about their plans to cash in BEFORE the player was informed. News of their intentions was a genuine shock. “United had also released Pogba and Matic, so there was a gaping void in the midfield for Garner to slot into. Yet with the summer transfer window open for only a few more weeks, United ruthlessly decided that Garner’s face did not FIT”. #MUFC [@samuelluckhurst]

@MUFCScoop @JBurtTelegraph Because the club haven’t got a clue how to scout properly. For players or managers.

🚨 It is looking increasingly likely that Michael Carrick will be appointed permanently at Manchester United. [@JBurtTelegraph] #MUFC

@Kaaiii29 @I_Ben_1 What the fuck are you talking about?

@I_Ben_1 And you wonder why we all love estevao over him, you'll never find this stupidity from my boy

Why does Yamal never manage to hold back his laughter when the camera's on him? 😂

@I_Ben_1 Ok seriously, why have 24,000 bots liked this post so that it’s suddenly lumped into everyone’s feed? I genuinely can’t get my head around the purpose of these ‘viral’ tweets.They’re always shit.They never show what they’re describing.Is it simply to amplify annoyance?

@F365 Missing quite a few City players there. Grealish at 100mill, 30 mill for Robinho, 15mill for Jack Rodwell, Mangala for 45mill. Sure there’s a few others as well.

A serious amount of money has been wasted over the years

@UtdDistrict @CraigHope_DM @NUFC He’s easily the worst of those 3 players so if we do go for him it can only mean that we couldn’t get either of the other 2. Again, United’s scouting system really earning their money.

🚨| BREAKING: #MUFC are expected to make a FORMAL APPROACH to Newcastle for Sandro Tonali after the season’s end! Tonali is set to emerge as United’s MAIN TARGET ahead of Elliot Anderson and Adam Wharton [@CraigHope_DM]

@GraemeBailey @TEAMtalk If United touch another Bayern player then they’ll fully deserve it when they miss 20 games a season through injury.

Alphonso Davies has been offered to a host of Premier League clubs, @TEAMtalk can reveal, with intermediaries actively sounding out potential interest, holding talks with Manchester United, Liverpool, and several other top English sides teamtalk.com/news/alphonso-…

@UtdXclusive ‘Now that he’s playing shite, he might be cheaper’. We could all be scouts.

🚨 NEW: Carlos Baleba - Manchester United made him their top midfield target in January and remain very interested, seeing him as the ideal No 6 to fill the void left by Casemiro and provide a strong foundation potentially as part of a double midfield signing ahead of the World Cup. United inquired in the winter window but were put off by Brighton’s £100M valuation; they now hope a recent dip in form will lower the asking price. Manchester City are also monitoring him, with some links to Arsenal. Brighton are aware of his quality and in a strong negotiating position, unlikely to drop their demands significantly. [@SkySport]

@MUFCScoop I’ve never heard of a cold weather training camp.

🚨 Manchester United will go to the Republic of Ireland for a four-day training camp at the start of April. The club will use it as an opportunity for an intense period of training away from their Carrington base from April 6 to April 9 to prepare for the Premier League run-in. [@AndyMitten] #MUFC

@sciencegirl Can you show this to all the moronic racists who can’t understand how non-whites built anything without the help of aliens.

How ancient bridges were built without glue or cement and still stand strong today

Jason Jorjani talks about remote viewing and moon theories.🧐🤔

@nqatpod In fairness, you don’t need great full backs these days. Arsenal’s are mediocre and they’re walking the league. You just need competence which, in fairness, we might not have in abundance.

Writing a piece for next week. Shaw’s legs have gone. Dalot doesn’t have the quality. Is Maz physical enough? Can Dorgu defend? United could do with two CL quality fullbacks who can contribute in the final third next season. Got any favourites?

@Utdtruthful This nonsense is also a good insight into how referees think. ‘This team got a 50/50 reckon in their favour 3 months ago so I can’t give them too much now’.

🚨🗣️ Mike Dean [former PL referee]: “They will complain but they didn't complain when Dalot wasn't sent off in the Manchester derby. “I think the two incidents are completely different. Maguire is a dead cert, it's a simple decision. It's easy - it's a sending-off all day. “The first one could have been a penalty but there was doubt about how he went down - that's why he hasn't given it. I could see why he didn't give it. And I can see why it's referee's call. “I understand they have made a complaint but you have to backtrack as well because they have had a few calls [in their favour] this year that have gone on referee's call.” #MUFC [Soccer Saturday]

@Utdtruthful Another clown who can’t help but let his hatred for United overtake his impartiality. There was more contact in Amad than the Maguire one. That’s a fact. The fact that United may have gotten a decision in their favour 10 weeks ago means absolutely fuck all in this instance.

@UtdVault I thought the first leg of this tie would be the worst United performance I’d ever see. Little did I know that the next 13 years were about to happen.

OTD: Robin Van Persie’s hat-trick overturns United’s two goal deficit vs Olympiakos - 2014 David Moyes’ best game in charge.

@DudespostingWs ‘in sports’.

This last-second goal from Stanford to win the game is one of the most absurd endings in sports.