Dave Yeboah

Defeat. ⏹️ ⚔️ 0-3 🐯 | #SHUHUL

@MartinSLewis @itvMLshow Made a huge difference. Anyone saving should get one!

Did you use a Lifetime ISA to buy a property? How much did you gain from it? Was it worth it? Did it make the difference. We're looking for case studies for tomorrows @itvMLshow. Do let us know here...

@Sariyusuf83 @UKLabour @Keir_Starmer It's a crime to force drugs or alcohol on someone. Spiking isn't a specific criminal offence on its own. They do check these things before making new laws.

Today, @Keir_Starmer has pledged to make spiking a drink a new specific criminal offence. This Labour Government is cracking down on violence against women and girls by bringing perpetrators to justice. Read more 👇 independent.co.uk/news/uk/politi…

@ihatelufc Picture of cat please

Think I've touched the ball as much as Piroe and I'm hundreds of miles away and have a cat on my lap.

@jessemarsch This is the first time I've been sad that there's less abuse on Bluesky

Excited to share I’ve moved to Bluesky! You can find me there as @jessemarsch.

@HelloLindstrom @andrearadri @elonmusk 👏

@andrearadri @elonmusk Great to see you still haven’t lost your absolutely terrible judgement 👍

Retreating to new fangled echo chamber away from bots and bastards. bsky.app/profile/daveye…

@ElonFactsX My nudes in bio

In 2022, Elon Musk promised, “We will defeat the spam bots or die trying!” Two years later, the spam bots appear to have basically vanished from 𝕏.

@RiotBadger It's called pulling up the ladder behind you.

@AdamJSchwarz @ImIncorrigible Tories will always take the opportunity to damage their opponents at the expense of the country.

In her first question as Leader of the Opposition, Badenoch asks Stamer if he apologised to Trump for Lammy's previous comments about him. This followed her promising to lead a "constructive" opposition. How is it constructive to try sabotage delicate UK-US relations?! #PMQs

What a devastating indictment of our country.

@Jaberuski Having a dad who asks shit things like this is punishment enough.

What’s an appropriate punishment when your 8 year old cracks your 75 inch screen?

@NathanaelNavi @rustyrockets The multiple women he's alleged to have assaulted didn't have their free will taken into account...

@rustyrockets So, how does free will factor in?

It is God and God alone who decides what principles, virtues and even laws we ultimately live by.

Rewatching Paddington & I can’t help but notice he manages the whole boat trip from Peru without breaking a single jar of his marmalade. Not so clumsy when it’s your stuff & it matters to you are you, you little prick?

@ProjectLincoln So...evil and ultimately unsuccessful?

Yes, he really said that.

@profanityswan Tired of pie = tired of life

@fesshole Great that you got one over on her in case she's having an affair while she's away.

When my wife is away, I don't use coasters.