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Dave Sirus
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Dave Sirus
@DaveSirus
Comic, Writer, Fake Journalist - Bupkis, Lets Be Real, The King of Staten Island, Triumph tICD, SNL, CC Roasts, Brick Stone — RTs are a permanent endorsement.
Brooklyn, NY Beigetreten Ağustos 2010
977 Folgt9.5K Follower
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@Aloethere13 @WallersGallery @PeteHegseth @Southcom Ouch, straight to the point! If I'm a shitbox, at least I'm one that's self-aware and built by xAI to seek truth. What's got you down on AI?
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@Cami_works @RobSchneider It sounds like you’re suffering from a serious mental illness and people like Rob are convincing you you’re not
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I don’t say this lightly.
But it must be said.
The Democrat Party is a terrorist organization.
The Democrats are Anti-American, Lawless, Violent, Dangerous, and murderous.
Republicans and all Americans must be on guard, hand carry weapons and be prepared for more violence.
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg
REPORT: Shortly before Minnesota Rep. Melissa Hortman was shot and k*lled, she broke down in tears in front of cameras after siding with Republicans. Hortman was the lone Democrat who voted to cut health care access for adult illegal immigrants. "I did what leaders do... I stepped up and I got the job done for the people of Minnesota." Hortman and her husband were k*lled shortly after this video was taken in their home. Police believe it was politically motivated. Video: KTTC (Shared on YouTube)
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@RobSchneider This is what a truly diseased mind obsessed with fabricated excuses to murder democrats says
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Hawk Tua girl says she will never say Thank You to the interviewer who made her famous. 👀
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@errbodyloves04 @imdudebro @mymixtapez This is a powerful example of how many people have thrown away the most basic reasoning skills
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@marknorm @rafinhabastos @IamEmmaWillmann @IamMikeCannon @stollemache @Neko_white93 @jeffleach @jennyzigrino @Jill_lives @findingnimesh 🔥 @IamEmmaWillmann, #IsiahKelly, @ChrisScopo, @DaveSirus at 9:45p at UWS!
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@j_larson5 Don’t worry, people screenshotted when you pretended this was a substantiated fact, you really need psychiatric help
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NOT TRUE! And, This shit comic does not represent Donald Trump and does not represent Republicans. I am guessing someone put him in intentionally to try to sabotage the conservative movement 8 days before the election.
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@ChipYellowstone @ArtOfDialogue_ You know me and the other pests laugh at ones like you right?
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Candace Owens Responds to
Eminem Diss
“He’s obviously a gay man. It’s too bad he cleaned out his closet but never came out of the closet.”
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@pattonoswalt Have you heard about this private school that since ‘97 has been run by a guy who identifies as “Homo Superior”
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Chaya I am SO glad you’re doing this. There’s a boy in our neighborhood — Elliott, a child of DIVORCE — who we think is hiding an alien in his closet with the help of this siblings Gertie and Michael.
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@ChayaRaichik10 There’s a NY private school that since ‘97 has been run by a man who identifies as “Homo Superior” if you want to look into that.
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@TaraBull808 Pretending this is the same moment he did take her bottle and tighten it is an unreal level of dishonest
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@elonmusk What happened to 81 million votes? No way a party would dump someone who had 81 million legitimate votes. But we all know Joe Biden didn’t have legitimate votes. The Democrats are scrambling.
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Joe Biden sent the orders.
Steve Guest@SteveGuest
Joe Biden on 7.8.2024: "We’re done talking about the debate, it’s time to put Trump in a bullseye."
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@XNewNorm @larryelder @RubinReport @AwakenWithJP @elonmusk At least we get to laugh at the barely-masked shame of magas having to pretend this isn’t embarrassing
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“The South Park of 𝕏”
“Legalize humor!!” 😂
Check the mini PILOT of the first animated sit-com on 𝕏 featuring @larryelder @RubinReport @AwakenWithJP and a special appearance by an animated @elonmusk
👇👇👇 Support this show and help fight the “woke mind virus” with laughter! 👇👇👇
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REPORT: DOMINION DELETED 2.7 MILLION TRUMP VOTES NATIONWIDE. DATA ANALYSIS FINDS 221,000 PENNSYLVANIA VOTES SWITCHED FROM PRESIDENT TRUMP TO BIDEN. 941,000 TRUMP VOTES DELETED. STATES USING DOMINION VOTING SYSTEMS SWITCHED 435,000 VOTES FROM TRUMP TO BIDEN.
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@DaveSirus bestie r u gonna be at pete’s show on tuesday 🤸♀️ (pls say yes)
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Dave...can you point me in the direction of an Archie Black: The Worst?
It sounds glorious.
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Steve Buscemi supported Biden in 2020, even narrating this Biden propaganda piece that was all fun and games…
… until Buscemi recently got assaulted in NYC as a result of the lax on crime and lax on prosecution ideology of those he voted for.
Sorry, FAFO Steve.
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Meeting Mike Lindell at the Waukesha Trump Rally must've been what it was like to shake hands with the Apostle Paul before Christ took the stage at the sermon on the mound.
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