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David Selling

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Beigetreten Nisan 2013
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David Selling@DavidSelling·
@bbcthree She couldn't cut her hair anyway. Scissors were first used in Asia so probably best to close up shop and us Brits can just tear our hair out with our hands from now on if it gets too long.
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David Selling@DavidSelling·
@SamanthaTaghoy He doesn't need to. With mass immigration and low birth rates, one day there'll be more of him and fewer of those he hates. So he just has to wait.
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Samantha Smith@SamanthaTaghoy·
>migrates to England >benefits from the English economy, education system, healthcare, infrastructure, social housing etc. >“Fuck England.” So… leave? No one is forcing you to stay in a country you hate.
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Patrick Christys@PatrickChristys·
I infiltrated a WhatsApp group used by Channel migrant gangs. They’re advertising weapons, love the Ayatollah and organise illegal crossings into Britain through multiple different routes. Will the authorities do anything to disrupt them?
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Burnside@BurnsideWasTosh·
There was a time when the future of humanity looked like ever increasing prosperity and interplanetary space travel, now it looks like a bunch of bearded retards praying to their fictional nonce 5 times a day.
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Sahand@sahandy89·
You can't play "game theory" with people who believe they win if they die.
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David Selling@DavidSelling·
@Femi_sorry Did...did you get the ambulance in the background on purpose?
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Femi@Femi_sorry·
I made it to London without spotting any terrorists on my train! RESULT!
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i/o@avidseries·
Majority-black city council: We need red light cameras in those areas where people keep speeding and crashing into each other. [A few months later] Antiracist activist: They put red light cameras mostly in black areas. This is systemic racism!
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Mike Solana@micsolana·
yeah no, we need to 100x the muslim jokes. until a comic can mock islam without *fearing for his life* we have a problem on our hands, and it isn't islamophobia.
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Zoom Afrika@zoomafrika1·
First female Ngoni chief in Malawi ends child marriage. She has broken up 850 child marriages in three years. ✊🏿
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Alec Stapp@AlecStapp·
“Corporate farming methods” are why you don’t have to do backbreaking work as a farmer anymore and why starvation is the exception rather than the rule around the world today
Nida Kirmani@NidaKirmani

A more apt analogy would be comparing those who refuse AI with those who resist corporate farming methods, which have decimated our food systems, displaced poor farmers, damaged our health, & destroyed our planet.

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Aja ♀️🇬🇧
Aja ♀️🇬🇧@AjaTheEmpress·
The reason they won’t smash a statue of Big Mo is because they know Muslims would hunt them down and cut their heads off—probably while filming it as a warning to others. They know this, I know this, you know this Muslims know this. Everyone knows it. You can’t risk offending Muslims without risking your neck. That’s the sad reality. What makes it even sadder is that these edgelords, anarchists, and so-called rebels know exactly which bear will bite their head off and which one will turn the other cheek. So, naturally, they only ever poke the one that won’t fight back. Fucking cowards.
Dries Van Langenhove@DVanLangenhove

Belgian journalists smash statues of Mary and Jesus. A real, non-Belgian journalist asks them: “Would you smash a statue of Muhammad or the Star of David?” “No no no no that would be inappropriate” Brussels is the capital of self-hate. x.com/colmflynnire/s…

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madoka magicock@rifflexielian·
If people are fighting for an orb you are reading fantasy. If people are fighting for a cube you are reading sci-fi. If it has more sides than that. I dont know. I dont know man.
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We don't deserve cats 😺@catsareblessing·
The family bought this vibration plate for themselves, but the one who uses it the most is the cat 😹
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Queen Bee
Queen Bee@KingBobIIV·
So, turns out, if you take large groups of people that having been killing each other for 1200 years, and stick them all together on a tiny island, they all still want to kill each other. Literally, nobody could have predicted this.
Dr Rahmeh Aladwan@doctor_rahmeh

A group of jews confronted the Aljazeera crew in Golders Green. Called them monkeys and dogs. Then told police they felt unsafe and alleged the news would go to 'terrorists'. The officer's reply: 'I understand' Not the West Bank. This is Britain.

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