Dean Beaton

@SundayChants “I’m here to fix your leaky defence”

A rather unusual non-league football story — porn actor Adam Diksa, who now plays in the 8th tier of English football with Mickleover, has insured himself for £800,000. If he were to suffer a specific injury to his p*nis while playing, the insurance policy would cover the full amount.

@GriftReport We’re all having a party when he dies

New "Cycling Mikey" Adrian Chapmanlaw explodes at an Iceland delivery driver for overtaking too close, while he was riding OUTSIDE the marked bike lane in Poole, Dorset. The Lib Dem councillor blasts his horn, waves his arms and launches into a furious 3-minute roadside row, filmed for his YouTube channel. Driver Sean stops the van on double yellow lines and hits back: “I don’t give a monkeys, I’m not a bikey.” Chapmanlaw insists he’s legally allowed to take “primary position” in the lane and even touched the van to prove the close pass. Online split: some back the cyclist, others slam him for deliberately riding in the road to provoke rows for clicks. Who is right? Full Video : youtube.com/watch?v=C210T8…

@shitbritishpics That’s his first wife, who he left because of her cirrhosis, for the wife he’d eventually leave because of her cancer

Richard Keys, new Sky Sports presenter with a life size Bart Simpson (1991)

@netanyahu The Internet exists This isn’t going to work anymore, or at least, not on as many as you like It’s over for Israel when the Boomers are dead, so enjoy your last 30-40 years

To our Christian friends in Israel, the United States and around the world, we wish you a blessed and joyful Easter. Christians are persecuted across the Middle East, in Syria, Lebanon, Nigeria, Turkey and beyond. But in our region, Israel alone protects our Christian community which is growing and prospering. In this land where the story began, as missiles are fired at our capital, the holy city of Jerusalem, and as the US and Israel stand firm against the Iranian regime and its terror proxies, we continue to steadfastly protect the freedom of worship for all faiths, especially at this sacred time. Even under fire, our commitment is unwavering: to defend life, to safeguard liberty, and to ensure that every believer can pray in peace. May the message of renewal, hope, and faith shine brightly in your homes and hearts. Happy Easter.

@Alec2k25 @shitbritishpics @CharlesIngram Could’ve done without seeing that bio though Backs up the Millionaire scandal though “For thee, not for me”

@shitbritishpics You love posting this maniac lol. @CharlesIngram here’s his Twitter page if anyone interested

Major Charles Ingram, who serves with the Royal Engineers, removes the ice from his car before departing from his home in Wiltshire. Mr Ingram and his wife Diana were yesterday morning arrested at their Wiltshire home. (2001)

@HamImages The last thing anyone in Norwich needs is another finger

Who remembers Terry the West Ham fan in Norwich who made cakes? 😬

@boxingkingmedia Joshua sending Wilder into the afterlife to be a slave for his dead mates

😱WILDER CALLS OUT ANTHONY JOSHUA TO HIS FACE👀

@TheOVW5 Heyman’s mother survived the camps, so at least we know it isn’t her His other relatives though, I can’t speak for

January 15th 2004 Smackdown: John Cena and Chris Benoit make Paul Heyman eat a bar of soap.

@shitbritishpics Brashlax then sees Subfear getting his face torn off, before screaming himself as he’s about to be consumed We then cut to black/titles and 10 years later

@shitbritishpics This is the opening scene of an SCP film with two security guards, one submissive and fearful, the other brash and lax, where the former expresses worry about Blobby, and the latter getting right in Blobby’s face before saying “See, pussy, nothing to worry about” -

Mr Blobby amusement ride through a wire fence in a secondhand yard, Margate (2018)

If you get decisioned by Deontay Wilder, it’s a good thing you’re retiring

@IRLMoments How is this cunt still alive?

Onlyusemeblade woke up after a heavy night of drinking and starts his morning with a huge shot

@OfficialPDC Is it any wonder that he’s Littler’s hero?

HAUSOTTER DISPATCHES BARNEY! Marcel Hausotter wins his first ever game on the European Tour, as the Host Nation Qualifier beats Raymond van Barneveld! 🤯 📺 bit.ly/PDCTVLive #ET4

@Dickwith2dogs Most self-aware Jew

June Brown's Obituary escalated quickly lads ! 😬

@SportScran @bgpuofficial Schwab 90+1

Mixed worms and insects at @bgpuofficial 🇹🇭 100 baht (£2.38) ⚽️

@shitbritishpics Should be careful crying A few too many tears and he might find himself in a situation where you need to swim, which he can’t do, apparently

TV Presenter Michael Barrymore June 2000 Just couldn t hold back the tears when he was told of Matthew Wright s departure from the Mirror (2000)

@estvbvn @demetrius3244 @therealnairaman The old days were better, take me back to the old days

@demetrius3244 @therealnairaman A stark reminder when people in this country say “The old days were better” or “take me back to the old days”

@joshpearson180 That’s a man who is about to thank CM Punk

@shitbritishpics Mr Gay and Charles Ingram had a falling out because the latter was trying to find someone to cough without letting the former get his finger up their bum

Mr Gay UK, Shane Lynch, Major Charles Ingram, Romeo and Pat Sharp at Channel 4 and E4's second series of The Games photocall at Sheffield Don Valley Stadium (2004)

@ClaretBluBlood @BillyBondsStand I heard he’s a cab driver, but that he’s white now

@BillyBondsStand There was a rumour he is/was a black cab driver. Can anyone confirm if true or not? 😅

'Aboooooooo' opposing fans would think why are we booing our own player, when he did something worth applauding. Samassi Abou is 53 today and came to West Ham in October 1997 from French club Cannes for £250k. Abou played 31 first team games in claret and blue scoring 6 goals ⚒️