Dick Jones
369 posts
Dick Jones
@DickOsrs
RSN: Dick Jones || 2376 Ironman || Green Bay Packers shareholder || Detroit Tigers fan || Leftist || Disabled
He/Him Beigetreten Mayıs 2026
36 Folgt3 Follower
They always do this when trying to criticize our food 90% of British people think peanut butter and jelly is a peanut butter and jello sandwich
Jack@JoeMaozzulla
British people shitting on Americans about putting sugar in everything bc they don’t know what caramelizing onions means
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@RealDanGliebitz Damn that community note should make you want to die of embarrassment
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It's impossible to explain to a Yank what Cheddar cheese is like. Their only reference point is liquidised knob cheese in a spray can. We should be mindful of their limitations.
Largacty3 𓅃@largacty3
The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll
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Won’t take any slander on these beauties, no one wants a proper meal when you’ve gone for a pint, simple bit of scran to get you through the night, they don’t get it
Largacty3 𓅃@largacty3
The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll
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@MurkaDurkah @WWFC_ST21 Hating on the English and French is redditor-coded
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@DickOsrs @laidlaw_stuart @SebMilbank The best cheese in the world is in Europe, and it's just normal cheese that everyone has in their home available in any shop. 99% of Americans don't even realise good cheese exists.
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Americans have no idea, just no clue whatsoever, of the sheer majesty and extent of the British ability to melt cheese on bread
Henry@_HMSP
Did it never occur to y’all to caramelize the onions, toast the bread, and melt the cheese?
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@DickOsrs @laidlaw_stuart @SebMilbank The most incorrect thing you could have said. Italy, France and the UK by far
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@ThinkyCrow @Grimfyre @jonkentcomrade Homer Hickam, Roy Lee Cooke, Sherman Siers, Jimmy O'Dell Carroll, Willie Rose, Quentin Wilson. Is that enough for you?
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@Grimfyre @jonkentcomrade Name a single person in history who has ever “built a rocket with their bare hands”.
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@laidlaw_stuart @SebMilbank We literally have the best cheese in the world
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@SebMilbank Also cheese is in the top 3 topics in won't take shit from Americans about...
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@SebMilbank Your entire island is doing nothing but complaining about the world cup. All you guys do is whine. No wonder everyone hates you
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@Chels1an @MagicPuddingDi Does your ranch dressing come from ranches? What do you put it on? Ranch things? Nope.
Its fucking onion dip
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"salad cream"
what a deeply unserious people
Largacty3 𓅃@largacty3
The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll
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@THFCHarvey18 @AhsokaLveIntrst No one gives a fuck about you either dumb ass Brit
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@AhsokaLveIntrst No one gives a fuck about them Islamic cunts who actually has a life
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He smashed a woman’s spine with a sledge hammer. You are a threat to this country.
Zack Polanski@ZackPolanski
Gut wrenching to see four young people jailed for direct action against an arms supplier to Israel. Years in prison for protesting to save lives in Gaza, with 'terrorism' used despite no jury convicting them of it. A truly dangerous attack on the right to protest.
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Oh Scott I’m sure you have a tiny dick not even gay men want you!
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yanks getting sold an OF and eating it up because it flatters them
Skylar Skye@SkylarSkye3
I can’t lie… the food in America is ridiculous. Everyone talks about portion sizes but nobody talks enough about how GOOD everything tastes. Even the “quick” food feels elite compared to what I’m used to in the UK.
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@_glorianas USA women are the best ever and currently 2nd ranked in the world, they don't have huge money leagues like the MLB, NBA, NFL, NHL to play in so many of them flock to soccer. I think our men could be just as good if we focused on soccer as much as our women do. We'll never know
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Look at all the rainbow flag waiving phags I upset in the comments with this one hahahaha
They are literally the reason why video games sucks these days not even just Halo.
RealHaloFan@RealHaloFan
Very true. All these 343 lovers I've ever encountered are lgbt weirdos that would have been bullied and probably hung themselves if they were in school during my time. They absolutely do not belong in the Halo community
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@PitchingNinja @TigersJUK Damn Skubal having that record didn't last long
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Jacob Misiorowski. 15 STRIKEOUT MADDUX. 😳
9 innings, 0 runs, 15Ks, 1 hit. 0 BBs.
95 pitches. Most Strikeouts EVER in a Maddux!
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@RyanGOATehill I bet mookie betts would be a good soccer player though
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“No Patrick for the 111th time, just because an athlete that plays a different sport is good at an aspect of soccer doesn’t mean they would end up being good if they had played soccer their whole life”
Frank Michael Smith@frankmikesmith
My USMNT starting 11 if our athletes played soccer since birth 4-3-3 ST: Mike Vick RW: Odell Beckham Jr. LW: Tyreek Hill CM: Allen Iverson CM: Antonio Brown CDM: Mookie Betts LB: Russell Westbrook CB: Calvin Johnson CB: Jalen Ramsey RB: Anthony Edwards GK: LeBron James ***using actual soccer players not allowed here
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@KazzJenkins @kirkdonkadonk @waterenjoyer216 This entire thread is just you complaining about how expensive everything is while still trying to shit on the US. You clearly hate where you live
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@kirkdonkadonk @waterenjoyer216 We're a small island and it gets unbearable. There's no escape either. We have insulated brick houses designed for the cold.
We recently had 35C. Search YouTube for Americans with the British heat.
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