Keith Parkinson

@BotFinderUK Looks like you missed English classes at school too.

They're even forcing ARE school kids to become Muslim and pray to Allan every day now. What would Churchill, Boudicca, King Arthur or the Scarlet Pimpernel say? Fumin

@ChrisWrightson6 Deluded

Douglas Murray has wrote about the attacks on Nigel Farage — Nigel has said it will get worse. The Guardian is a cesspit. The left has had this country for so long — hence the mess we’re in. Reform UK will put this country back on its feet. Family first Community first Country first With that, we have everything; without it, we have nothing. Reform UK will stand together and get even stronger — what they have now and are working together for us is a very strong team ⬇️ @Nigel_Farage MP for Clacton and party leader @TiceRichard MP for Boston and Skegness + Deputy leader @LeeAndersonMP_ MP for Ashfield - Chief Whip @SarahForRuncorn MP for Runcorn and Helsby @danny__kruger MP for East Wiltshire @RobertJenrick MP for Newark - Shadow Chancellor of the Exchequer @AndrewRosindell MP for Romford @SuellaBraverman MP for Fareham and Waterlooville - Shadow Education Secretary (also covering Skills and Equalities) @drdavidbull Party Chairman @ZiaYusufUK Shadow Home Secretary @andreajenkyns Mayor - Greater Lincolnshire Combined County Authority @luke11campbell Mayor - Hull and East Yorkshire Combined Authority @Malcolm_Offord Scotland party leader @DanWalesReform Wales party leader We cannot forget 974 Councillors 500 Branches 275,000 members 1000s candidates and volunteers @reformparty_uk @ReformUKScot @RUKWales Never give up 🇬🇧

@ScottishSuffra1 No. Not about you that will make her sad. At you.

My grandson came home yesterday and told his mum that they had a lesson on muslims, and their religion in school that day. Today, my family decided that as Christians, catholics, and with Jewish relatives as well as women's rights activists aplenty within our family, this was not appropriate, needed, or wanted. Monday, the head teacher will have a complaint she never imagined, she will never forget and will never wish repeated.

@ScottishSuffra1 And she will roll her eyes and laugh about you in the staff room.

@kempls @retrofootballnw @stusfootyflash For small team 1950s parochialism.

@kempls @retrofootballnw @stusfootyflash Big word

This really set the scene on FA Cup final day. The managers in their suits being interviewed on the pitch at Wembley before the game. Back in 1987 it was #PUSB vs. Tottenham Over to John Sillett, George Curtis & David Pleat.

@_PUSB_ @retrofootballnw @stusfootyflash Hahahaha. I obviously didn’t read the SN bit!

@DistractedKeith @retrofootballnw @stusfootyflash It stands for play up sky blues

@EricLDaugh No he didn’t you melt.

🚨 BREAKING: President Trump just ENDED UK PM Keir Starmer's whole career in the Oval Office *Turns around*: "I'm DISAPPOINTED. You see that man right there? Know who that is? The late, great WINSTON CHURCHILL." "Unfortunately, Keir Starmer is NOT Winston Churchill." 🔥🔥

@Rainmaker1973 Ford cortina had one for windscreen washer.

99% of people don't know what this switch does. Can anyone explain its function?

@AllisonPearson @Ed_Miliband Perhaps we start with Thatcher destroying the mines to kill trade unions……….

We are facing an energy crisis. Britain is the worst exposed in Europe with only 2 days gas supply stored. If only we had our own gas to exploit. Or our own oil. Or our own coal…. Blame @Ed_Miliband

@RachelD1892 Or this

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@RachelD1892 Or this

@RachelD1892 Or this

@RachelD1892 This

@SamaHoole We used to live by a field used for sheep and occasionally cattle. Lancashire valley clay. One year the farmer took off the sheep and planted barley. At any one time we would have up to 300 wood pigeons feasting. Any seeds they left rotted in the wet. Yield for that year - 0.

We put the land use argument to Keith. Keith. You are occupying agricultural land that could, theoretically, be used to grow crops. How do you respond? Keith stopped chewing. He looked at the field. The field is on a 30-degree slope in Devon. The topsoil is clay. The drainage is complicated. No tractor has successfully operated in the lower section without becoming a story people tell in the village pub. Keith looked at us. Keith, do you believe this field could produce food crops without you on it? Keith walked to the lower section of the field. He ate a thistle. He stepped on a bramble runner and ate that too. He looked at the clay in the corner where it waterlogged every winter and produced nothing except rushes, which Keith also ate. Are you saying the field is only productive because you're on it? Keith looked at us with the expression of an animal that has grasped the argument entirely and found the question slightly beneath him. He then left through the gate he had opened by himself. He was in the road for nine minutes. He ate a passing cyclist's energy bar. We are not including this in the land use efficiency report.

@_ElliottJackson One of the best midfielders we’ve had at championship level.

Colossal blow to lose Tronstad long-term and an unfitting way to bow out, if that is him finished in a #Rovers shirt. One of the club’s best signings in the last decade. A warrior, leader and a fantastic player 🏆 Completely gutting.

@GoodwinMJ And still significantly better than Johnson Sunak Truss May and Cameron.

What we are witnessing in real time is the breakdown of the special relationship between the United States and the United Kingdom. Without any doubt Keir Starmer will go down as one of the worst prime ministers in our country’s history.

@gamstjones12 @_ElliottJackson He limped through second half on Friday.

@_ElliottJackson Is tronstad injured hope not

A real mixed bag of scores. A poor first half, particularly by those at the back. Second half was much better but they didn't take their chances. #Rovers lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/sport/25884241…

@gamstjones12 Until stoke Middlesbrough and millwall spoilt it.

You had one job stoke…. #Rovers weekend could have been brilliant