Divine

When I was in high school, my mom bought an Xbox and added me and I had no idea it was her, so I just accepted it and she was messaging me saying let’s be friends and I said sure. Whole time she was tryna get in my party chat with my friends to listen to what I was saying

@kirawontmiss damn, didnt know you sold your account

how tf does masturbation make you a bad person???

@veenty444 checkout @XHandles

is there a way to get an X username without paying a lot for it?

If I had to assemble a 5 man team of the laziest people on earth, my go to spot for recruitment would be doordash

@dxrnell Asking questions you already know tha answer to

Where tf do these gay ass accounts spawn and how do I always see a new one that has 100K+ followers every other day

@OJearving @ChrisCoffee 🤣

@Divinsity @ChrisCoffee Unless it was uno reverse and to get to eternity you had to be a non believer

None of you know this about me, but I studied Religion in college, learned Koine Greek, and spent about 5 years of my life really wrestling what to believe spiritually at a high academic level. My findings: You have to choose to have faith. There is no conclusive proving God's existence, there is no "gotcha" science, there is no IQ level that makes people lean one way or the other, everything you think you have in the bag to believe or not believe has nuance, and AI has made that more clear than ever. I landed on the choice to believe that a Jewish man lived ~2000 years ago and proclaimed to be the Messiah that Israel was waiting on, and they murdered him for the claims. I choose to believe that 3 days after his murder he proved to not 1, not 2, but over 500 people that he had the power to conquer death. I choose to believe that within 20-30 years of this event, when oral was the primary way to pass down information, they started aggressively documenting it. Every year during the time of all the egg hunts, bunnies, chocolate, and things that Easter has become about, I choose to remember what happened during Passover. I understand not everyone shares this belief. Some may think I'm lower in intelligence for it, some might look up to me for speaking what they're thinking, some might find another reason not to like me. The only thing that matters, in my opinion, is that we can have these open dialogues. I have nearly 100k followers across platforms now. Next year I might have 1M or I might go off the grid and you never hear from me again. I'd be disappointed with myself if I wasn't real with you. If we can't share real thoughts, then what are we really doing here.

>feels hungry >eats some food >feels like shit >maybe what I ate wasn’t healthy >eats something healthy >feels like shit again

@jerseyh0mo yeah cause im sure placebo vs seeing a literal man who got crucified on a cross come back to life is comparable 😂😂 im sure they "tricked their bodies" into seeing him ascend to heaven too

In 1999, hundreds of people in Belgium and France reported that they felt sick after drinking Coca Cola due to someone claiming the drinks were contaminated. It resulted in a massive recall of Coca Cola products. After an investigation by health authorities, it turned out to be a case of mass hysteria. The drinks were completely fine and the people had made themselves believe their bodies were sick. Just some food for thought.

@staplegunkid Did they have umbilical cords tho? Since they were born of soil from the hands of God?

But back to the belly button, if the purpose of the belly button is the remnant of an umbilical cord that nurture a fetus in utero, and this is the way for a baby to develop, God would form us with that already as part of our nature

They would, this is one of those things were people try to be sweet and ask retarded questions, but the idea that they had super dna that allowed them to live longer and resistant to diseases and such is dumb

@benonwine This shits corny

This young man went out for a meal by himself. He said: ‘You don’t know lonely until you have to take yourself for that meal alone because sitting in a room with strangers is better than sitting in your own thoughts in an empty room’ 😔 Would you go to a restaurant by yourself?

You gotta let your meat relax man 😭😭

@bitget Fire your marketing team

We fxxked up. Our dev mistakenly used the wrong access token while deploying GetClaw’s new feature, and now it can fully control our X account. Any engagement with our posts will now count as a command to GetClaw. Until we regain full control, please DO NOT engage with any of our posts, things could get unpredictable... Thank you all for your understanding.

@CryptoTaxSucks what form?

IRS: “crypto tax isn’t complicate enough. Let’s drop a new form on them one month before the deadline.”

@surrealien Who was the first

@Divinsity They weren't the first. Have you never actually read the Bible?

Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons since they were the first?

@SeekingMorality @CSW_Hoosier Thus, hello brother

@SeekingMorality @CSW_Hoosier How exactly do you think so many people became to be? It had to start from 2 humans 😭

@onchainrapist @nikitabier Bro doesn’t fear anything 😭

.@nikitabier hello you useless piece of shit retard why do i keep getting tagged by these bots every few minutes? do something you pathetic iranian dog

@cornski bro where is the ad disclosure, you gonna get banned 😭😭

Mark Zuckerberg made Facebook at 21 Steve Jobs made apple at 20 Bill Gates made Microsoft at 21 This guy made Streetpoller at 16 Just give up bro its already over

@SeekingMorality How else could the earth get populated