Doogie Horner

Hi Philadelphia folks, I'm taping my next special at @UndrgroundArts on 12/19 at 8pm undergroundarts.org/listing/doogie…

#Estoyleyendo "Las aventuras de Invisible Boy", de Doogie Horner. Pronto reseña en Anikaentrelibros.com #leoycomparto

Mi reseña en Anikaentrelibros de "Las aventuras de Invisible Boy", de Doogie Horner. @GRUPOEDEBE @DoogieHorner @anikalibros anikaentrelibros.com/las-aventuras-…

.@DoogieHorner, Valley comedian who was a hit on @AGT, to headline @nextfavband Winter WonderJam at @Godfrey_Daniels. Read about it FIRST at @LVNewsdotcom: lehighvalleynews.com/arts-culture/e…

@mikerainey82 Agreed. Miles above Jersey Mike's, who I would place second among chains.

The quality of Primo’s Hoagies is insane for a chain sandwich shop.

I follow the speed limit, and nobody is happy about it. youtu.be/_GVJcyTQEls?si… via @YouTube

i cant wait to become the richest man in indiana & build a fully stocked spider man themed bar in my basement that everyone refuses to visit

@BrettRedacted !!!?!!!.

@DoogieHorner !!

I wrote another weird Christmas book; this one's about Batman, not John McClane. a.co/d/bDW17I0

When I was a kid, my mom signed me up for this focus study where a guy talked to me and some other kids about French toast. It paid $60 and I bought this VHS tape with it. It was the most powerful I ever felt as a child.

@mikerainey82 @jonnydelco There are a lot of actors who are great, but can't talk while they're eating a chicken wing, a skill @jonnydelco has got down cold.

Man, @jonnydelco’s peepers were made for this level of public consumption. Love seeing the boys shine 🔥🔥🔥

This is a fun game. I'd say 87.

@joezimmerman The best answer I've heard so far is "7."

@imPatrickT I watched the Muppet Movie last night and it looked amazing. Looked very film-ish, whatever that means, especially the bright daytime shots when Kermit and Fozzy were driving together.

the modern obsession with high dynamic range is why we rarely get shots that look this cool anymore

@aparnapkin Farewell Aparna! I'll never forget you. You're right, Twitter is not so great anymore. #neverforget #aparna

@lukegiordano Great answer! Ha ha ha.

@DoogieHorner Seven

How old do you think Mike Tyson would have to be for you to be able to beat him in a boxing match? (For me, I'd guess 75.)

@CarmChristopher @netflix What kinds of lunchmeat do you have?

Why is the Tyson Paul stream on @netflix ass? I got 49 guys in my living room. Between all of us we got 700 k on the fight. I spent 20k on catering

@NoMoreSpearows That's a good question: do you get time to train? No, your name gets picked at noon, and you fight him that night at 8pm.

@mikerainey82 Great movie.

Once Upon a Time In Hollywood