Dr. Angela Guzzetta

@HiddenBrain I have ridiculous spacial memory. Driving places, walking paths, the location of any item in my house. This innate skill has served me well as a surgeon.

What's your mundane superpower?

@scratchpadMD All in hospital admin because of documentation flaws leading to decreased hospital reimbursement.

I’m going to let y’all figure out why each of them is sitting in hospital admin

@TheAnimaniacs I need @JohnKingCNN to guest star and a song about all the counties in a state. Like a reprise of all the countries in the world

Pinky knows what you need in a successful reboot. 😌 #Animaniacs

@TheAnimaniacs Pinky- If I ate myself would I become twice as big or completely disappear? Brain- Life has been unkind to you, my friend

What's your favorite new #Animaniacs joke? 👇

Uncoordinated puppy at his best!

Welcome to the newest member of our family! This is Doug #FridayThoughts #Beagles #COVID19 #Pup

I recommend anyone affected by the @AmBdSurg fiasco apply so they can have a voice in deciding the outcome. Details below. @UTSW_Surgery @UTSWSurgeryLife @NJMSDeptSurgery

@AmBdSurg Class of 2020- I 💯% support you. This entire fiasco is an outrage. Attendings are just now learning about the harm inflicted on you. It may not be instantaneous but I assure you the backlash will be fierce. @UTSWSurgeryLife @UTSWSurgeryLife @NjmsR @NJMSDeptSurgery

ABS is issuing exam refunds for all candidates & launching an investigation into security concerns. We are working on a solution, but an exam will NOT be delivered in July 2020 #ABSQE #VirtualQE ow.ly/OKey50ABknQ

@AmBdSurg The whole point of the ABS is to engender trust and prevent harm. The appalling and unquantifiable trauma inflicted by @AmBdSurg on our newest colleagues is deplorable.

The Surgery Qualifying Exam of the American Board of Surgery has been cancelled. We sincerely apologize to all candidates for this stressful and unsuccessful event.

@AmBdSurg I don’t have words. The board exam is the single most important achievement in a surgeon’s life. You’ve literally spent 9+ yrs studying and training. To find out during the test that its cancelled?!? Deepest sympathy to class of 2020. Shame on you @AmBdSurg This was preventable

@JBMatthews @AmBdSurg This is horrific, tragic, and absolutely heart wrenching for our new grads. It was also foreseeable and preventable by ABS. Outrageous that they let it get so far

Cannot imagine the stress and anger of all who attempted yesterday's QE. 💔 I also have no doubt that the @AmBdSurg will do everything in its power to make this right. Its current leadership includes some of the most ethical and thoughtful professionals I've ever known.

I don’t have words. The board exam is the single most important achievement in a surgeon’s life. You’ve literally spent 9+ yrs studying and training. To find out in the last moment hat you can’t sit for your test. My deepest sympathy to class of 2020. Shame on you ABS

This is the story of the only operation ever described with a 300% mortality rate. That’s right-a single surgery that killed 3 people. amp.theatlantic.com/amp/article/26…

I’ve always had trouble interpreting EKG findings. Thankfully, I get it now. #SportsMedicine #Orthopedics #orthotwitter #MedTwitter

I suppose if I have to work late today, getting to watch 6 different fireworks shows from my office is a pretty good consolation prize. #July4th

Today we honor our country. I would ask that we also spend today honoring each other. We are Americans. No matter our differences, we are all going through this. We can be stronger together. #4thofJuly2020 #IndependenceDay #4thofJuly #America

Chart with different activities and risk of #coronavirus exposure. Good information to have when assessing your plans. @texmed @UTSW_Surgery #SocialDistancing

As night approaches- just remember YOU ARE NEVER ALONE. If you don't know what to do, call a senior or attending for help. If a patient is doing poorly, call a rapid response. If you need immediate group assistance, don't doubt, just call a code blue. #TipsForNewDocs

Thank you to the Dept of Surgery's Committee for Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (led by Dr. Shelby Holt) for putting together the first cultural competency M&M this month. Excellent conversations about how we can all learn and be better #surgeons, #mentors, and colleagues.

Congratulations to this amazing class. You guys have been great to work with and will be missed.