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If I’m ever admitted for hypothermia, this is the only active external rewarming that I will consent to.
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ScratchpadMD
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Medical humor and satire. Random thoughts from a trauma surgery dude at a hospital near you. and gifs, lots of gifs.
Katılım Temmuz 2018
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Can we all agree that the LLQ is the least favorite quadrant?
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Often the last person to recognize the need for a re-operation is the original surgeon.
That concludes my Grand Rounds for today.
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Pretty upset that Zillow isn't having any major Black Friday sales on the houses I'm looking at.
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Verbal rounds in the conference room:
“NG output is minimal, should we remove it?”
In-person rounds:
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“Mr. Smith, can you tell me where you are right now?”
Mr. Smith: “Hell.”
[typing progress note]: 𝘗𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥.
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When a med student genuinely tells me they’re interested in becoming a surgeon.
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Scratchpad, MD, FACS
Got some more letters.
Soon I will be able to complete the whole alphabet with my email signature. #ACSCC23
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@originalEJessie Welcome back to the best coast, the gulf coast.
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@docmartin22 @originalEJessie @MicheleGageMD @Kayleigh_HR @MichaelHorseyMD @USUWR_GenSurg @WalterReedGME Yes, come to the other side.
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@originalEJessie @MicheleGageMD @Kayleigh_HR @MichaelHorseyMD @USUWR_GenSurg @WalterReedGME aka - the transition to “permanent relaxed grooming standards”!
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T-15 days until my active duty service is complete @MicheleGageMD @Kayleigh_HR @MichaelHorseyMD @USUWR_GenSurg @WalterReedGME
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"I think the patient has an infection."
"What makes you say that?"
The blood smear:
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@jtrebach What about tap water through PICC lines to keep them clean?
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please stop putting things that are NOT water (cleaning solutions, antifreeze, acids, etc) into water bottles
someone WILL drink it
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Stop using foods to describe the appearance of disease states 2023
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Coming back to Twitter after a 6mo break during an epic downtime… and I think I’ll go back to the downtime.
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It’s so weird, I had a tweet go viral and yet I still have problems.
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