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ScratchpadMD

@scratchpadMD

Medical humor and satire. Random thoughts from a trauma surgery dude at a hospital near you. and gifs, lots of gifs.

Katılım Temmuz 2018
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ScratchpadMD@scratchpadMD·
If I’m ever admitted for hypothermia, this is the only active external rewarming that I will consent to.
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I'm not the same person who came through orientation.
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Can we all agree that the LLQ is the least favorite quadrant?
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Matthew Martin, MD, FACS, McRIB
Often the last person to recognize the need for a re-operation is the original surgeon. That concludes my Grand Rounds for today.
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Pretty upset that Zillow isn't having any major Black Friday sales on the houses I'm looking at.
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Ron Barbosa MD FACS
Ron Barbosa MD FACS@rbarbosa91·
Verbal rounds in the conference room: “NG output is minimal, should we remove it?” In-person rounds:
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“Mr. Smith, can you tell me where you are right now?” Mr. Smith: “Hell.” [typing progress note]: 𝘗𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥.
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When a med student genuinely tells me they’re interested in becoming a surgeon.
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ScratchpadMD@scratchpadMD·
Scratchpad, MD, FACS Got some more letters. Soon I will be able to complete the whole alphabet with my email signature. #ACSCC23
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ScratchpadMD@scratchpadMD·
Guess I need to dust off the ol Twitter handle before going to #ACSCC23 next week.
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"I think the patient has an infection." "What makes you say that?" The blood smear:
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ScratchpadMD@scratchpadMD·
@jtrebach What about tap water through PICC lines to keep them clean?
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Josh Trebach, MD
Josh Trebach, MD@jtrebach·
please stop putting things that are NOT water (cleaning solutions, antifreeze, acids, etc) into water bottles someone WILL drink it
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Mental note: don’t use bovies on the bovine
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Josh McGough, MD
Josh McGough, MD@joshmcgoo·
Stop using foods to describe the appearance of disease states 2023
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Coming back to Twitter after a 6mo break during an epic downtime… and I think I’ll go back to the downtime.
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Kaveh MD is on Blooski
Kaveh MD is on Blooski@thehouseofpod·
It’s so weird, I had a tweet go viral and yet I still have problems.
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