Peter Durfee

Admiral Yamamoto, seen here realizing he’d totally forgot to tell Trump he was going to attack Pearl Harbor.

This was a fun one. Gonna play it again. maptap.gg March 19 92🏆 100🎯 92🏆 99🎯 96🔥 Final score: 961

@davidfrum Nope it should be whoever bought the most TrumpCoin, like usual

The United States is fighting Iran, the world's leading state sponsor of terror. Americans face a great danger that Iran might activate terror strikes inside the US. Shouldn't the next DHS secretary be a counter-terrorism professional, selected for experience and competence?

@uncledoomer (Although now that I think about it it does have wifi as well, and it just works, and that's how the daughter was able to print from downstairs without seeing the computer on the printer)

@uncledoomer one of these sits on my desk as I type this it jammed today because I had a computer sitting on top of it when my daughter printed something; I pulled out the paper and it's fine again might replace the toner in 2028 or so I guess

there really is a "fix everything right now" button for buying a printer and its been the same for 20 years

@jljzen @hizaga

@Durf @hizaga A kid on my block used to wear a cape and one time, he got his cape caught in the wheel while riding one of these. That kid was me.

I never got one of those as a kid. They seemed for the elite kids on our block!

looking forward to that third flick in the series

What's the GOAT sports movie?

@hizaga No it means the ranch crosses the road, so there aren't fences on either side and you have to watch for animals on the road itself. I don't think dairy cows are allowed to wander far from the milking barn!

@Durf Does open range mean no roads? I wonder if you couldn't pay, you get debt but the rancher could eat the cow? But a milking cow, what happens? So many questions

TIL there’s a chain in Cal called Sushirrito. They look good to me, like fusion version of Japanese Ehomaki. sushirrito.com/about/

@hizaga I knew a guy who hit a cow in open range territory in Oregon. The law said you had to pay the rancher for his cow (like, thousands of $) but then it was your cow and you could collect and prepare the beef for your own use.

@Durf My ex from rural Maine told me his butch sister came across a dead moose, took it home cleaned dressed it herself and they all ate steak and burgers off it🤯🤯 Said there was a law about it🤷🏻‍♂️

@fukumimi I don't but everyone else in my family does so we are appropriately appeasing the Kewpie Demons as a household at least.

お好み焼きを食べる時にマヨネーズを

@kristenrudd Try not to get too angry that McCarthy never won a Nobel.

About to start Blood Meridian for the first time. Give me all your best advice.

@thinkingshivers bocce at top right

We forgot to invent a few of these ball sports.

@ProtonInspector stop lying it's to see honored matres having sex, we're all onto you

Everyone wants God Emperor so they can see the worm guy, but I want to get to Heretics so I can see what a chair dog looks like

@zachleft this is just fucking funny, or totally sad, or some combination of the two

@DMAC_LA games in Tokyo and Miami and Houston in the summer months, yeah, no

Biggest takeaways from attending the World Baseball Classic: 1. Baseball is hotter than it's been in a LONG time. 2. Winning a WBC Championship means more to most of these players than winning a World Series. 3. The Tournament 100% needs to be played in the summertime.

lmao this might be the funniest ABS challenge ever pitch is right down the middle

@ManaByte There are only six Dune books.

Just read the six books by Frank Herbert. The rest are all shit. And even the last couple Herbert books aren’t that great, but they are pretty insane.