
Electric Shortbus
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Electric Shortbus
@EV_Shortbus
I drive the electric short bus. Some people aren't bright, so I take them for a ride.



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@DiggingInTheDi1 @lporiginalg No you have it backward lmao. You are willing to sacrifice everyone who voted blue at under 50% so you can say "oh they should have made the other choice" When you could just vote with them and eliminate all collateral damage. It's a 49 point swing advantage. You are dumb.







HE REALIZES HE’S THE REAL MONSTER











Reading people's justifications for pushing the blue button is actually spiking my cortisol levels If everybody pushes red - nothing happens! So why on earth would anyone press blue? It's a needless gamble, but it's being painted as the altruistic decision for some reason







Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.















