Jonathon

DON’T SAY IT DON’T SAY IT DON’T SAY IT.

@StackerSatoshi Real or hopium?

🚨 Iran has reportedly chosen to accept payment in $BTC for their Strait of Hormuz tolls.

@CryptosR_Us Apparently accounts for up to 76% of trading volume.

AI IS STARTING TO USE STABLECOINS AS MONEY Brian Armstrong says AI agents are already transacting using stablecoins -- because they can’t open bank accounts, but they can run wallets. This unlocks machine-to-machine payments. AI booking trips, paying for services, even transacting with other agents. If this scales, transaction volume doesn’t grow linearly -- it explodes. 💥

💵 Stablecoins hit $28 TRILLION in Q1 2026. But here's what's actually driving it — and it's not what you think. 📈 Volume jumped 51% QoQ — an all-time high. But dig into the data and the picture gets more complicated: 🤖 76% of that volume was bots. Algorithmic trading, arbitrage, and liquidity provisioning — not organic retail demand. Retail transfers actually *fell* 16%, the steepest drop on record. 🏃 Defensive rotation. With BTC posting its worst Q1 since 2022, investors didn't leave crypto — they just parked in stablecoins. Classic risk-off behaviour. 🏦 Institutional rails. USDC surged 220% since late 2023 to $78B, fuelled by B2B settlement and integrations with Visa & Stripe. For the first time since 2019, USDC beat USDT in organic on-chain volume. 🌾 Yield-bearing stablecoins are the fastest-growing slice — now a $3.7B segment — as users chase passive returns on-chain. ⚠️ $28T sounds explosive. But it's increasingly a machine-driven, defensive market — not a retail boom. The CLARITY Act and yield regulation will define what the next chapter looks like. #Stablecoins #Crypto #USDC #USDT #DeFi #Web3

🧵 #Crypto update — RWA & Stablecoins, April 2026: 🏦 RWA: Tokenized real-world assets hit $54.5B market cap this week. BlackRock's BUIDL fund alone tops $2.17B AUM. Tokenized US Treasuries now represent $9–11B on-chain. Institutions aren't just watching — they're building. 📈 💵 Stablecoins: Market just crossed $317B with $1.36B in weekly inflows. In Q1 alone, stablecoin volume hit $28 trillion — that's 75% of ALL crypto trading. February stablecoin transfers even outpaced the US ACH network ($7.2T vs $6.8T). 🤯 ⚖️ Regulation watch: The CLARITY Act is moving — Polymarket gives it **64% odds** of passing in 2026. The yield-on-stablecoins debate between banks and crypto firms is the last big sticking point. Coinbase CLO: "We're very close to a deal." 📊 Bottom line: TradFi and DeFi are converging fast. RWAs bring real yield on-chain. Stablecoins are becoming payments infrastructure. The bridge is open — the question is how fast capital crosses it. #RWA #Stablecoins #DeFi #TokenizedAssets #Crypto #Web3

@InvestorJordan You can see the satoshi's falling out of his pockets.

BREAKING… Man who owns Bitcoin company, says “he is deeply passionate about crypto, especially Bitcoin” 😭🤣

@InvestorJordan Where does this leave Baron's shortplay?

Markets PUMPING on a potential ceasefire deal! Let’s see how the next 24h play out 👀 (Be careful, if this deal falls through…we are likely to a collapse again) 👇

@coinbureau Are we talking about accounts that are promoting or simply speaking on the topic? I can understand promoting (with links off platform etc) but it could viewed as impeeding future users.

🚨 X AUTO-LOCKS ACCOUNTS THAT POST ABOUT CRYPTO FOR THE FIRST TIME X (Twitter) is rolling out a new feature that automatically locks accounts the moment they suddenly start posting about crypto. Product lead Nikita Bier said the system flags accounts with no prior crypto activity that begin promoting tokens, and forces identity verification before further posts, aiming to shut down phishing and meme coin scams.

@InvestorJordan Magic Beans?

@Edgely There’s no number for that guy 🤣

$450k is enough to retire if you’re not a materialistic retard

@InvestorJordan For me we wont see $LINK moon until monthly revenue generated through fees increases exponentially. When monthly revenue 10x then price will follow.

$LINK 🔵 My thoughts on Chainlink are that we continue to grind lower back into the 2022-2023 support area between $4.50-$7.50 over the next couple of months. - RSI now at the same oversold levels as the bear market lows ✅ I believe we start recovering towards all time highs later in the year heading in 2027.

@paulbarron When utility realised?

Only getting better for $LINK

@XDarthThunderX Ten minutes into either you think "Why am i doing this to myself?"

The Phantom Menace or The Force Awakens?

@BSCNews @chainlink Call me when we're at 20%.

🚨LATEST: $LINK ETFS SEE NET INFLOWS AND NOW HOLD 1.16% OF TOKEN SUPPLY Spot @Chainlink ETFs started the week with net inflows of ~$630K, while $BTC ETFs lost over $104M. At the same time, the amount of $LINK held in such products has now soaked up an incredible 1.16% of LINK's supply, per SoSoValue.

@piyascode9 Gemini

Google Gemini is the smartest AI right now. But 90% of people prompt it like ChatGPT. That's why I made the Gemini Mastery Guide: → How Gemini thinks differently → Prompts built for Gemini → 2000+ AI Prompts Comment "Gemini" and I'll DM it free.

@InvestorJordan "Rebels Destroy Peaceful Space Station"

Can someone please make up a headline so at least I have someone to blame 🤣

@MMCrypto These candles coming like....

Crypto Red Light Therapy..

@InvestorJordan @InvestorJordan the Dan Pena videos are recirculating pretty gard now!

There’s no way this is real… Is there? 👀😭