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@ryanels I loathe git.

Can you relate? 😏

@PeterTatchell @MothinAli Lol good luck with that.

What are Green Party deputy leader Mothin Ali's policies LGBT+ issues? During his campaign in 2025 for the deputy leadership, Ali declined to express support for LGBT+ rights To clear the air, @MothinAli needs to make a public statement asap thepinknews.com/2026/05/01/gre…

@ClaudiaWebbe Everyone's far right but only selective people in a large crowd are antisemites. Jog on.

Protesting against a genocide is not antisemitism

@ZackPolanski The dude who wants to legalise drugs, is scared of a pint or two whilst waiting hours to vote.

I think most of the public are horrified that MPs continue to defend the idea they can get drunk at work and then go to vote. Lots of people work hard. It's incredibly out of touch from Labour MPs in particular.

@CharlotteCGill Go Android, you won't need the EU.

I know I shouldn't buy Apple blah blah blah, but I've just got my new phone and have to change the cable AGAIN. I went from an 11 to 17. Literally the only thing that makes me like the EU is that it clamped down on Apple for always changing cables. So expensive and wasteful!

@ToryWipeout Labour and tories have proved to be awful. Greens want more immigration unless it's near them and the lib dems are a joke. So yeah reforms turn and if they fuck it up someone else.

Why is anyone planning to vote for these utter idiots 😂

@CharlotteCGill I think he's very funny. His parking ticket letters are brilliant.

Why has Joe Lycett been given a spot on Celebrity Traitors? He's not funny. He's the sort of person TV producers think the public finds hilarious ("oh that Joe Lycett!") but name me one person who thinks that. Somehow gets given travel shows too. The mind boggles.

@ZoeJardiniere How much do you get paid to post this shit?

The racist double standards of our media & political ruling class laid bare this week like never before: A hysterical response to a frightening crime where Muslim victim is ignored to allow Jewish victims to be used to justify attacks on the Greens & anti-genocide protesters.

@LucyTCWife Of course he cleans up for the girlfriend.

I have found the secret to getting my husband to do all the jobs around the house he doesn’t want to do!! Go away without him 🤣 So far this morning he’s sent me a photo of the new shelves in the hall he’s put together, and found a necklace of mine that I thought was lost.

@whatsupcathyz69 @tinayoshile @djsakuraaa They are dudes right?

Which of us are you choosing?👀

@nunaambon One is clearly smaller than the other but omg magic.

How is that possible?😱

@BasilTheGreat No one good enough for the job so they have to outsource.

🚨BREAKING: Andy Burnham and Wes Streeting are co-ordinating a leadership bid against Keir Starmer timed for after the local elections

@ChrisWrightson6 I hope this isn't true, she should live in aldershot, and see what she campaigned for.

Joanne Lumley - voting for Reform UK on May 7, 2026 Today is Reforms National campaign day — let’s do this.

🤣🤣

@CatWomaniya The dudes buying this were already so far gone you won't notice the difference.

Men don’t realise that this is a massive win for women.

@hfrpodcast We're going to need a bigger crane.

BREAKING: McDonald’s has released a $65 monthly subscription that will grant customers unlimited food.

@_sorrengailll It's an insult for men or from sluts.

Why tf is virgin an insult that never made sense to me

@ThrillaRilla369 Yup, have a piss, go back to bed

If you were offered $1 million cash, but you had to wake up at 3:30 AM every single day for the rest of your life. Would you take it?

@Adeniyi1111111 @SamanthaTaghoy Women shouldn't get their willies out either. Agreed.

@SamanthaTaghoy I do agree, but I think the same rule should apply to both sexes. No?

Call me crazy, but I don’t think that men should be allowed to get their willies out in public at all.

@TheGriftReport Carol. No questions, I don't agree with her politically, but she did so much for kids maths that I know she is a good person.

The plane you are on is about to crash... There is only one parachute left on the plane apart from your own, who are you giving it to? Hard Mode: