Ellis Momoh

@ruffydfire What does this judgement mean to Atiku and his ambition?

The Federal High Court in Abuja on Monday ordered the deregistration of African Democratic Congress (ADC) and four others over failure to meet the constitutional requirements for political parties in the country. Justice Peter Lifu, in a judgement, ordered the Independent National Electoral Commission (INEC) to deregistered the affected parties having failed to secure 25 per cent of the votes in the last general elections in compliance with the provisions of the law. The News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) reports that the five political parties include ADC, Accord (A), Action Alliance (AA), Action Peoples Party (APP) and Zenith Labour Party (ZLP).

@Femzyr1 The good thing is that you recovered your money and deleted the video.

@Ellismomoh Damn so real, I was really high that day, and just wanted to feel good, i nearly lost my freedom and money

I met Helen, at a nightclub in Lagos, I approached her, found out she was a runs girl and I negotiated her full time price from 100k to 60k, We went home, I was drunk and high on so many substances, and after we both bathed, we had s3x, Unknown to me, that Helen had secretly recorded the full session of our s3x, showing my face and body clearly while hiding her own, The next morning, I paid her and she left, Days later, she sent me screenshots from the video and demanded 1.5m naira or she would upload it on Xvideos, all her social media, and to some of my colleagues

@ChuksEricE Abeg make e rest. Must everyone smile for you? He gave you a handshake and that's good enough.

"What will it take for him to smile? It's annoying. Celebrities always act like they're gods." — MC Mbakara complains after meeting Jim Iyke in an elevator, saying he only got a handshake from him and no friendly response or smile.

@Alhajirostova This is the simple explanation of the current tragedy in Nigeria. The government pampers terrorists, pays for their rehabilitation and sends them back into the society. Very unexplainable.

American: So there are terrorists causing problems in your country, right? Nigerian: Yes. American: That's terrible. Is the government at least doing something about it? Nigerian: Well, our president addressed the issue. American: Oh. What did he say? Nigerian: He spoke about the law of lawf in the holy book American: ...The law of love? Nigerian: I guess American: Okay. Did you send the military after them? Nigerian: Hmm... at times. American: What do you mean "at times"? Nigerian: Sometimes we've heard the military went after them. In some cases, the terrorists ended up killing military personnel. American: Wait. They killed your soldiers? Nigerian: Yes. American: Okay, so then your government retaliated and finished them off, right? Nigerian: Mm... nah. American: What do you mean "nah"? Nigerian: Well, our president also gave an example from the Bible about the prodigal son on how we should accept them with love. American: Hold on. The prodigal son? Nigerian: Yes. American: I'm confused. So you're telling me terrorists killed military personnel, and the response was a Bible lesson? Nigerian: Something like that. American: So you guys aren't doing anything? Nigerian: No, no. We're doing something. American: Okay. What are you doing? Nigerian: We're rehabilitating the ones we catch. American: You're... rehabilitating them? Nigerian: Yes. American: Not prosecuting them? Nigerian: Not according to our president, no. American: WTF WTF WTF Nigerian: I never even tell you anything, you don dey cry

@omwanba_ There's absolutely no trophy for being the most drunk in any bar.

Drunk af A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, "I can't serve you, you've had too much already." The man sighs, leaves through the front door, walks around the corner, and enters through the side door. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender looks

@cutelipsxx Just come out plain, you are gay, otherwise nothing will make you think of sucking another woman's vagina as the only way to help her gain confidence. Imagine a guy sharing this type of story.

My friend was insecure about having a big cl!t My new friend I met at the gym a few months ago came over for a movie night and drinks. We got tipsy and started talking s£x. She told me she had only ever sucked d!ck because she’s too insecure about her “big cl!t”. I was shocked…

@Buchi_Laba This guy dey use style ball o. Why e dey always struggle for eagles jersey?

Paul Onuachu makes it 1-0 for Trabzonspor in the Turkish cup finals vs Konyaspor!! He never scores Normal goals 🤯🤯🇳🇬!

@maxstephhh If you like take 1gram of cocaine into the field, if you do not have the talent, the drug will be a waste. Maradona was gifted.

Maradona used to train like this and no one suspected he was on cocaine 😭

@SIR_PIUS3i Amaechi can't win a local government in the SW, let alone in the North. Kill this agenda and support someone everyone wants #Obiforpresident#

#ADCforRotimiAmaechi Can't be possible stop wasting your time, He is part of the people that supported Buhari for 8yrs to destroyed this country and end up giving us the worst Tinubu government. When will some Nigerians ever have sense?

@youngskales Is this how police officer on duty dress? Is there no dress code for police officer? If this man stops you at night, what will ever make you believe he is a police officer? Is it the job of police to pass judgement on a suspect without proper investigation? We need answers.

This is the Nigerian police !!!!

@Morris_Monye Way to go man. Good people need to start participating full-time in politics

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@boye4christ2006 Bro drop the update for me

Can you stay awake from 1.30am to 4.30am to earn $15 per hour? If you are interested, let me know in the CS, I’ll provide details 🔜

@jon_d_doe Those curses doesn't work. You can place a curse on a child and that child will end up being the most successful of your kids.

As a father, Place a curse on your family, that any of your sons that want to go into crimes will not succeed, & would die in it, if he doesn't change. And any of your daughters that want to go into prostitution or get married to a criminal, would be barren. And let them all know. Your children will make you proud, when the time comes. Even if you die before they become adults. End.

@silverpenydr Hello mate

Even if you have just 0 follower. Just say Hello, if you want people to connect with you. Very simple. I will make sure I follow everyone who say hello .

@ruffydfire What exactly is the relationship between Gumi and the FG? How come this man makes so much reckless statement and he has never been invited for questioning? Are our security agents afraid of Gumi? Nigerians need answers.

Islamic cleric, Sheikh Ahmad Gumi has called on the Federal Government to immediately halt all military cooperation with the United States following reported US airstrikes. Gumi warned that American involvement could worsen Nigeria’s security challenges and undermine national sovereignty. Check comment section for more....

@canadio_ @Oludeewon Very few spots.

@Ellismomoh @Oludeewon True They have only few spots for international students

Studying in Luxembourg 🇱🇺: ▪︎ MSc: No need for authentication and legalization. ▪︎ BSc: You NEED to authenticate and legalize your documents. ▪︎ Family can join you 9 months after. ▪︎ Intake for September 2026 will begin February 2026, and applications open once a year.

@Abimbolaprime @Oludeewon I am not wishing you anything negative, just go ahead and pay the application fee first and see the outcome.

@Ellismomoh @Oludeewon It won't be like that for me in Jesus name.

@j0j0_Rabbit Exactly my point. I even sent mails to their admin reps to confirm if I can go ahead with the application, they said I should go ahead, only to receive a refusal email afterwards.

@AugustineOJoy1 @CYBERETH @Oludeewon The chance of getting admission in Luxembourg is very slim. That's the reality.

@CYBERETH @Ellismomoh @Oludeewon I guess he meant to say "their rejection letter has already been typed, just waiting for you to apply first" meaning the chances of getting the admission is very slim.