Emma

@DavidHUDDART1 @beanz2809 😂😂😂😂

@beanz2809 @Emma_NUFC Im waiting of one of our customers ringing to say Dave can you come out as Daves removed your work !!!🤣🤣🤣😨

Update: patio furniture cover no longer covering the furniture, seems to be on the floor (least it’s in my garden, I suppose) and now been reminded I left the bins on the drive, so might need a new rear wing or my rubbish is everywhere (too scared to look) 😬 Happy Easter 🐣

@Bazro10 @NUSCuk @RichySouthern I believe they have

@NUSCuk @RichySouthern Meanwhile, We’ve never even done a days training since the Mackem game 🤣

Great to see clubs like Nottingham Forest and Brighton use their weekend off to host open training sessions for supporters One area the club need to improve is how we engage with the next generation of supporters and build that connection #NUFC

@beanz2809 Yep took the clothes airer out the ground too 😂 thankfully Dave is meant to piss off real quick 😂😂

Hands up who has already been out in the garden, in their pyjamas to secure the patio furniture cover in #StormDave 🙋🏻‍♀️ It’s a wee bit wild out there kids! Stay safe if you have to be out in it x

@livvneall One of the greatest city’s on the planet

@NickDryden1 @DoylemMedia I get that but unless we have suddenly got city money to spend we are gonna have to stick with a couple of them as squad players

@Emma_NUFC @DoylemMedia The squad has been allowed to stagnate because we're very poor traders.

If Howe wants to keep Burn, Murphy etc he will have to go. Yes both players could do a squad job...But if they stay it sends all the wrong signals to the players with big ambitions. Cant blame players turning us down / looking for moves if they see us standing still #nufc

@ellemccoole It’s brilliant I was there a couple of weeks ago not shamed to say I had a go 😂

had no idea this existed until 5 minutes ago, and it’s an hour away max, desperately want to go

@CharIieBennett Happy Cakeday Charlie 🎂 xx

Celebrating the final year of me 20s. F*ck me I’m old. 🍺

@leecarty8 are you outside a safe parameter Lee you know just in case 😂

Not to scare us all but Nick Pope is currently being put through a training session where he’s using his feet under pressure.

@BarryPaton @SkySports_Keith Really hundreds of fans who called him worse than shit on here would disagree with you

@SkySports_Keith He never had a bad game for #NUFC but had a terrible time with injuries.

🚨 🎯 Matt Targett on Newcastle/Middlesbrough: 🗣️ “It was really important to me that I could come here (Middlesbrough) and prove I can play a full season with no injuries. 🗣️ “I had a chat with Eddie (Howe) in January and he was so understanding about my situation, so I thank him for that. He knew it was beneficial for me…that I wanted to keep playing. 🗣️ “The future? I’m not sure to be honest. I believe I’m done at Newcastle so that chapter is closed. 🗣️ “Hopefully we get promoted here (at Boro) and there will be a contract for me…but if not I’ve played as much as I can this season so I’ll assess my options.” #UTB #NUFC

@TyneBridge1990 @SkySports_Keith These people are human being dick!!

@SkySports_Keith Aye eddie don't worry about the fact we're paying most of his reported (by journalists like @SkySports_Keith )£100,000 a week wages & down to the bare bones for centre halves & left backs...let's just worry about the player eh & not the team or club paying his huge wages #nufc 🤢

@NUFC_Sean_ @anthonygordon Newcastle taught him well 😂

How is this the same person. @anthonygordon 😂😂😂😂

@MattW36565526 He’s still being touted as next city manager

Not to be that person but wasn't this fella literally chatting to Manchester City behind Chelsea's back while currently employed as manager of Chelsea. He'd be off in a shot the moment something remotely better came along. Plays the worst form of Pep football as well. No.

@NUFCLC Maybe if they want someone to get a team playing to Isaks strengths 😂

@MattyTJW Doubt he’ll come to us when he is be touted to take over city

Top gaffer

@Punished_TBlair @EthanOsafc Well we do 😂

@EthanOsafc Genuinely hilarious how poorly we're run. One of our owners is literally a property developer in Newcastle and we still don't have a location for a new training ground after 4 and a half years

New low for the richest club in the world, as the only thing they can celebrate this season is gaining a training ground sponsor from an energy drink.

@DomScurr I hope it tastes better than Carabao 😂

Carabao 🏆 Red Bull ✅ KNOX 🤝 Newcastle United loves a drink🥛

@Im_RobM Been advertising it all along 😂😂😂

Eddie Howe giving vague #NUFC injury updates saying players have picked up knox

@the_knox @NUFC It’s like you knew 😂

@NUFC Named after my X handle really 😂

We have signed a transformative multi-year partnership with KNOX Hydration, the world’s fastest-growing hydration brand. Effective from 1 July 2026, our Training Centre at Darsley Park will be officially renamed The KNOX. In an historic first for the club, the partnership also includes the sleeve sponsorship on training wear for the Men’s, Women’s, and Academy teams. Find out more: newcastleunited.com/en/news/newcas…