Testing the Water

@bizlet7 Still rancid though.

MacKenzie probably sighed when she had to give him duty sex whereas Lauren Sanchez enthusiastically blows Jeff and makes him feel like a Chad. There. Mystery solved.

@JohnCleese I have no idea who she is, but how the fuck does someone like her end up in a position to give her opinion on something like this. Honestly it’s fucking appalling.

Another main problem is the poor quality of Labour advisors I would put this one in charge of a candy store

@F1 Embarrassing FFS

@RadioGenoa That woman should leave that coward. What a complete wanker.

A criminal steals two women, and the only man present, instead of catching him, runs away like a rat and hides behind a woman. Then an old man intervenes and chases him. Young people today lack courage.

@CaryKelly11 They’ll be about $30-$45 in the USA.

Why hasn't this caught on in the US? They've been eating self-heating food in Japan (Bento) for several years now. They are popular in train stations and convenience stores and run between $3-$13 USD. You pull a string on the side of the box. This mixes water with a chemical (usually calcium oxide/quicklime) in a bottom compartment, triggering an exothermic reaction that produces steam and heats the meal in 5–10 minutes. Popular varieties include beef tongue, curry rice, beef bowl, steak and seafood options. Who needs a microwave when you have Bento! Source: lumadeline (IG)

@mitchlafon Don’t pay the prices and they’ll have to lower the cost.

Concert tickets are too expensive. What’s the solution?

@danwootton I worked a corporate gig that Mills was hosting a few years ago - he came across very creepy and I had a feeling something wasn’t right with him.

BREAKING RIGHT NOW: BBC have SACKED Scott Mills as host of Radio 2's legendary breakfast show after a complaint about his "personal conduct". He was taken off air last Tuesday as bosses investigate. The gay presenter has been at the British Bashing Corporation for over 25 years.

@adammcarter @jk_rowling I mean, if you’re walking around wearing a Gryffindor shirt then I’m guessing you’re 11 years old anyway……

@jk_rowling What am I going to do with this now? 😢

I fear this might be my most controversial take ever, but I agreed to put it to a vote so here we are. Hoodies should only be worn by men young enough not to look silly carrying a skateboard.

@bo66ie29 I can see 2 aircon units - never realised Liverpool was such a hot place

The same street, 70 years apart. Hale Road, Walton, Liverpool. It looked immaculate in the 1950s compared to today. Why did people stop caring about their communities?

@BluskyeAllison You only have to look at him and his ‘actor hairstyle’ to know he’s a fucking prick.

“Garfield, Radcliffe, Pascal and the rest should be put on the spot. They should be made to tell us exactly what they hate about Rowling’s campaigning. Is it her belief that men are not women? Is it her funding of Biera’s Place in Edinburgh, a women-only service for survivors of sexual assault? Is it her opposition to men playing in women’s sports, including boxing, where biological males pound women literally for sport?” ✍️Brendan O’Neill | 🎁Read this article for free: telegraph.co.uk/gift/456e3fe4e…

@realMaalouf Ffs. Why are there people like this

“One of the main problems in the countryside is dogs. Muslims don’t like dogs.” Liberal commentator complains the British countryside is racist and Muslims avoid going there because too many people walk their dogs, which are haram in Islam. These people are really insane.

@tigerroarcouk @Batfox_Pictures I used to work at an arena, Space were playing and it came across as if they were pissed and were being really obnoxious. Loads of complaints.

@ExpensiveFlight @Batfox_Pictures odd, that performance seems perfectly fine though

A defining moment for Space, “Female of the Species” appears on Spiders, released 1996. Written by Tommy Scott, the track became their biggest hit, known for its lounge influenced style that set it apart during the Britpop era.

@ClaudiaWebbe “Anti far-right” lol. I assume you mean anti common sense….

Half a million in London today. The largest anti-far right march in British history. 56 billionaires own more than 27 million of us. They built the crisis, bankrolled the hate, and bought Reform UK. The streets belong to us - not to Farage, not to Musk, not to their money. x.com/PSCupdates/sta…

@KTHopkins That has to be a joke ffs. It’s just rage baiting.

*COUGHS VERY FUCKING LOUDLY* ……

@getrichordietri @NotFarLeftAtAll I call bullshit

@NotFarLeftAtAll This is why we can't have nice things. Person blocks the pump to fill shopping bags with fuel → posts online calling others selfish. The irony is thicker than the plastic she's using.

🇬🇧 Meanwhile in the UK Some people are just so selfish .. 🙃

@DearthOfSid Fuck em.

In case you didn’t know, Spain is #1 in FIFA rankings.

@UziCryptoo They charge too much for a drink. Fuck ‘em.

Gen Z is buying less and less alcohol when they go out to shows. The alcohol brands are tightening their purse strings and sponsoring less and less events. Sales are crashing. No one is spending money at the club anymore because it’s boring. The rest of 2026 is going to be interesting…

@Ellis_ Nah, Nando’s is awesome. To compare it to McDonald’s, Burger King, KFC etc is criminal.

Nando’s is basically a fast food restaurant in England now lmfao. This is the equivalent of someone going to America and thinking Chick-Fil-A is the best the US has to offer.

@liz_churchill10 He’s right.

Rupert Lowe annihilates a BBC Foot Soldier… BBC: “Patients will feel more comfortable speaking in their native language” Lowe: “I don’t care” BBC: “Fine” Lowe: “I have no interest in that. They live in England…they should speak English”