Will

@thominyourside My answer is no. What was yours?

@FinaticDc I take it you’re inbred?

Dave Chappelle says he resents how "the Republican Party ran on transgender jokes. I felt like they were doing a weaponized version of what I was doing. That’s not what I was doing." "I was on Capitol Hill, and everybody ran up to take pictures with me from every congressional office. And I just take pictures with whoever asked... At first, it was CBC people. Then here comes Lauren Boebert and she said, ‘Can I get a picture?’ And I had already taken 40 pictures. I didn’t want to say no in front of everybody, but I didn’t know the phrase ‘I respectfully decline.’ So I just took the picture. And then she posted the picture and says something to the effect of, ‘Just two people that know that it’s just two genders.’ Just instantly, like, weaponized or politicized. So I got to the arena, and I lit her ass up for doing that. And she should never do that to a person like me.” (via NPR's Newsmakers) variety.com/2026/tv/news/d…

@thominyourside @Lord_RFirgens I take it you are trans?

@Lord_RFirgens you’re a submental fucking loser. using AI to write this fucking slop the world would be a much better place without you

@sweetheatc @JayVTheGreat @SymoneDSanders Deranged asylum candidate. I could call you intelligent but that wouldn't make it true now would it?

@JayVTheGreat @SymoneDSanders sucking pedophile taint gets you no where

Please consult the Black delegation. He is not under fire.

@realestniggaso @sweetheatc @JayVTheGreat @SymoneDSanders don't support them but vote for them? sure bro

@sweetheatc @JayVTheGreat @SymoneDSanders Black people don’t support neither one they’re both racist Zionist political party, if you identify as either or, your a terrorist. But you coons aren’t actually apart of the black community you just live on the internet

@JMaaan8989 @Ojayy031 @TheDemocrats All you are speaking is opinions..

@Ojayy031 @TheDemocrats I never speak opinions here.

TAX THE RICH

@Ilya_Elante @Highland75075 @unboxedbeing @WallStreetApes Trump is firmly wedged in your head. You downplay just how stupid this guy was by making it about Trump. Then again I just saw you blame a guy holding his dog for "blocking the woman" not getting her dog that's trying to attack his.. so it makes sense.

@Highland75075 @unboxedbeing @WallStreetApes You would know since you have your head wedged firmly up Trump's ass. You two could star in a new Human Centipede movie.

Dunkin’ Donuts employee says he watches make up tutorials and does his own makeup This is a man Jobs used to be strict about how employees wore their hair…. Now grown men can go to work and be customer facing in full makeup America has a mental health crisis we must address

@Highland75075 @unboxedbeing @WallStreetApes Okay you actually need medical help. Simple solution, don't go there. If enough people are retarded as you, then they will go out of business. I just don't pay $10 for a cup of coffee anywhere.

@unboxedbeing @WallStreetApes Have fun with your feces tainted donuts, that is disgusting.

@melish_fie72934 @jprntr @unlimited_ls I think it was the new one that just came out

@jprntr @unlimited_ls Yes, the dog was playing "let's kill a kid by mauling".

NEW: Dog’s owner chooses to euthanize the dog after it attacked a 12-year-old boy riding his bike in Puyallup, Washington Witnesses say people nearby reacted fast by honking and shouting to scare the dog away while the boy tried to get back up and escape Metro Animal Services says it had not received prior complaints about the dog and is now reviewing whether any charges will be filed

@Kwamin @keenwontmiss Oh you must've been there?

@keenwontmiss Also white kid needs the most punishment. He instigated the whole thing

Little bro acting tuf then got checked lmao

@Captionella @NoContextHumans paying with social credit

@NoContextHumans If only there was…ah well

What a weird way to use a credit card😅

@KhadarSaie14797 @Jimmpjohnson @TheNetDaily "retarted"

Louisiana style headache cure

@mhankumiz @NoContextHumans Simple: it uses AI trained exclusively on Italian grandmas yelling 'that's not ripe!' Combined with lasers that detect if the tomato has ever disappointed its mother.

@NoContextHumans Interesting! How does this machine work? Does it use some kind of sensor to separate the tomatoes from the waste?

This machine identifies defects at 2000 tomatoes per minute.😳

@My2Cents159 @Mericamemed Funny but no

@Mericamemed Accessory to murder charge coming your way.

CIA activities

@iBoostAF @joeroganhq "Christ is King"

@joeroganhq No that nigger is training to rob a convience store

He’s training to become Spider-Man.

@Zelon92 @RealStarTrump @chart_logic @Rainmaker1973 Nah down south they'd make you a cake or pie after they've recovered

@RealStarTrump @chart_logic @Rainmaker1973 Wherever. American boomers are a freaking cancer.

The guy who intervened with his foot to prevent the elderly woman from hitting her head on the ground after she lost her balance and fell in South Korea, was declared a hero worldwide.

@DonathanEpstein @American__Sam @elonmusk

@American__Sam @elonmusk

Bernie Sanders’s hypocrisy explained by his own posts 😂

@mikeg5866 @DKH013 It varies by light, and especially by county.

@DKH013 Here's a fun fact that button is attached to nothing it's a feel good button it doesn't change the light it doesn't hurry up the light the light is on a Timing System that button is to make you think you're doing something besides standing there waiting for the timing to change

In case the light doesn’t green after 8 min, here’s a quick hack. Make your teen run and touch the crosswalk button. The light turned green within a minute 😆

@user_one0one @Amber9852716439 @TansuYegen @MrTim0o They started putting up mesh and nets and shit for that

@Amber9852716439 @TansuYegen @MrTim0o Those drones you mention use fiber optic for control which defeats jammers.

In China, unauthorized drones are brought down quickly like this 🚁

@nickoftime26 @jacob4kids @krassenstein His name isn't mentioned much outside of the internet, in general.

@jacob4kids @krassenstein Why would anybody in their right mind would stand behind a man that lies as much as Trump? His name isn’t mentioned in Vietnam vet household. We the people don’t talk behind a liar. Let’s take them rosey colored glasses off sir

This one is so much more accurate than the original.

@PimpRonRon @Maverich440378 @nicksortor Even in the highlighted portion I don't see where Trump said he raped anyone, let alone a minor. Also, I didn't accuse Clinton of anything.

@FinaticDc @Maverich440378 @nicksortor Sure. Now Share how Clinton raped little girls.

🚨 LMAO! A DoorDash driver was just asked if the White House is a good tipper DRIVER: "Ummm..." POTUS: "WAIT!" *pulls out $100 bill* DRIVER: "Yes! Very!" 🤣🔥