Will

@Captionella @NoContextHumans paying with social credit

@NoContextHumans If only there was…ah well

What a weird way to use a credit card😅

@KhadarSaie14797 @Jimmpjohnson @TheNetDaily "retarted"

Louisiana style headache cure

@mhankumiz @NoContextHumans Simple: it uses AI trained exclusively on Italian grandmas yelling 'that's not ripe!' Combined with lasers that detect if the tomato has ever disappointed its mother.

@NoContextHumans Interesting! How does this machine work? Does it use some kind of sensor to separate the tomatoes from the waste?

This machine identifies defects at 2000 tomatoes per minute.😳

@My2Cents159 @Mericamemed Funny but no

@Mericamemed Accessory to murder charge coming your way.

CIA activities

@iBoostAF @joeroganhq "Christ is King"

@joeroganhq No that nigger is training to rob a convience store

He’s training to become Spider-Man.

@Zelon92 @RealStarTrump @chart_logic @Rainmaker1973 Nah down south they'd make you a cake or pie after they've recovered

@RealStarTrump @chart_logic @Rainmaker1973 Wherever. American boomers are a freaking cancer.

The guy who intervened with his foot to prevent the elderly woman from hitting her head on the ground after she lost her balance and fell in South Korea, was declared a hero worldwide.

@DonathanEpstein @American__Sam @elonmusk

@American__Sam @elonmusk

Bernie Sanders’s hypocrisy explained by his own posts 😂

@mikeg5866 @DKH013 It varies by light, and especially by county.

@DKH013 Here's a fun fact that button is attached to nothing it's a feel good button it doesn't change the light it doesn't hurry up the light the light is on a Timing System that button is to make you think you're doing something besides standing there waiting for the timing to change

In case the light doesn’t green after 8 min, here’s a quick hack. Make your teen run and touch the crosswalk button. The light turned green within a minute 😆

@user_one0one @Amber9852716439 @TansuYegen @MrTim0o They started putting up mesh and nets and shit for that

@Amber9852716439 @TansuYegen @MrTim0o Those drones you mention use fiber optic for control which defeats jammers.

In China, unauthorized drones are brought down quickly like this 🚁

@nickoftime26 @jacob4kids @krassenstein His name isn't mentioned much outside of the internet, in general.

@jacob4kids @krassenstein Why would anybody in their right mind would stand behind a man that lies as much as Trump? His name isn’t mentioned in Vietnam vet household. We the people don’t talk behind a liar. Let’s take them rosey colored glasses off sir

This one is so much more accurate than the original.

@PimpRonRon @Maverich440378 @nicksortor Even in the highlighted portion I don't see where Trump said he raped anyone, let alone a minor. Also, I didn't accuse Clinton of anything.

@FinaticDc @Maverich440378 @nicksortor Sure. Now Share how Clinton raped little girls.

🚨 LMAO! A DoorDash driver was just asked if the White House is a good tipper DRIVER: "Ummm..." POTUS: "WAIT!" *pulls out $100 bill* DRIVER: "Yes! Very!" 🤣🔥

@PimpRonRon @Maverich440378 @nicksortor Would you mind sharing that please

@Maverich440378 @nicksortor Trump is in his own DOJs report saying he raped a 13 year old I guess you’re okay with that. Pedophile.

@bagsfan75_Tony goodbye cheesecake!

One has got to go for life

@RossKneeDeep You worked for the department of defense and also believe this is real? They'd hire a fuckin rock. Ok I am all for AI taking over the jobs now!!

Lol!!!

@Scarydave319347 @shitpost_2077 Fair enough, if it was scratched bad enough the only thing fixing it was $60 at gamestop or EB for a new copy lol

@FinaticDc @shitpost_2077 The only reason I said this is because I never tryed it in my life plus this video from Brewstew youtu.be/vawPYwcsAio?t=…

@PBalian11 @sania_2210 Hell B might even stay on the board after dying letting A survive entirely🤷‍♂️

@sania_2210 If the shot by ‘A’ is fatal, then ‘B’ will die instantly. Then ‘A’ will fall off the cliff into the valley or the sea. ‘A’ may die or survive with injuries. If ‘B’ doesn’t die instantly, then we don’t know what happens to ‘A’ as per the above 👆🏼 explanation!

Who will die first.?

@conquertheno I'll do it for free! Spaghetti is bussin

Are you gonna be $20k richer?

@Scarydave319347 @shitpost_2077 If you believe this is the equivalent of using toothpaste(actually works) then I'm sorry

@shitpost_2077 This and apperantly some kids believed if you put toothpaste on your CDs they'll be clean as hell

@oepepper @lady_valor_07 Damn even the moon is fake? What is it? Industrial grade light fixture?

@lady_valor_07 It's all fake. there isn't even a moon. Fake all fake. JFC!!! Idiots

You have to admit it’s a good question.

@JazzyClips9 @_StonersRUs_ I never heard that I just knew it came with a headache 😂

@_StonersRUs_ Absolutely.. The days of being a teen. Picking out all the seeds and stems because we were told they kill sperm cells 😂😂

Be honest… have you ever smoked weed like this before? 👀😅