Adam Ford

I have never been so bullish on the United States of America.

Why should I gain from His reward? I cannot give an answer; But this I know with all my heart: His wounds have paid my ransom.

@FordCartoons @TheBabylonBee

10 years ago today. Unreal. What a ride. Thank you God. Long live the Bee.

@axios This was published yesterday and there's a typo in the first sentence. Axios sold for like $525M right?

Guardrails against racist, xenophobic or dehumanizing rhetoric have all but vanished on the American right. What was once disqualifying — or the exclusive domain of online trolls — is now a fixture of national political discourse. axios.com/2025/12/06/tru…

@FoundersPodcast Great episode man

Rockefeller was a ruthless competitor. Several Cleveland refiners claimed that Rockefeller had directly threatened them. One refiner told Rockefeller he wasn’t afraid of him to which Rockefeller replied: “You may not be afraid to have your hand cut off, but your body will suffer.” And this is the way Rockefeller did this: You start at the top. Focus on your fiercest competitor. Rockefeller made a list of the top refiners. He started at the top and worked his way down the list. By the time he was half-way down the list the rest had no choice but to sell out. Some tried to hold on and figured they could survive by expanding. But when they went to the banks to borrow money to expand they found all the bankers were already in Rockefeller’s pocket. Rockefeller was a combination of ruthless efficiency and hyper competence. — From the new episode “How Rockefeller Worked”

After 9 years, I'm finally ready to confess the real reason why I started The Babylon Bee. The truth is that I was offered $100M by the Mossad to found a conservative Christian satire site. I told them no, firmly, because I knew they did 9/11. But then they increased their offer to $500M, and, to my shame, I could not resist. So I took the money, bought a $9 domain and a $60 WordPress theme, and I did it. I wish I could take it all back, but I can't. I pray that some of you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.

@The_Kyle_Mann Dude I just found out too!

this is how I found out I am Jewish

@BarackObama You really went with "nutritious food" 💀

More than 47 million Americans — including one in five children — don’t have reliable, affordable access to nutritious food. And as the cost of living skyrockets, more families are depending on SNAP benefits, or food stamps, to put food on the table.

@JDVance Incredible

@stoolpresidente @Patriots @PatsFoundation Thanks for not electrocuting Petey when he started to move

The @Patriots are doing a dog adoption watch party tailgate vs the Titans at Foxboro this Sunday. Come watch Vrabel beat his old team by 100 and find your new best friend in the process! Visit. @PatsFoundation for all details.

Jesus paid it all All to Him I owe Sin had left a crimson stain He washed it white as snow

@Breaking911 She could play Miss Trunchbull

"GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SHOT!" Video shows Rep. Katie Porter (D-CA) chastising staffer in newly leaked video

@brewmarkets He's said this every 6 months for the past 30 years

Investor Ray Dalio says "we’re heading into very, very dark times."

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those who trespass against us

Charlie Kirk assassination latest shooting committed by trans people and advocates trib.al/9OvSfg1

@SethDillon 🔥

One thought on Charlie's strategy. He genuinely wanted to change the minds of the people he was speaking to, but in many cases it was abundantly clear that they weren't there to listen. Many were there to protest, to shout him down, to call him names. But that's why he engaged them in front of a crowd — a crowd that was able to see the contrast between his composure and their anger. They could see the difference between his reason and their rage. This was not an accident. Charlie knew that you can't change every mind, but by publicly engaging with the ones who can't be swayed, he was able to reach and impact the ones who can.

@RollingStone My God, is there not a single decent human being on your staff?

The MAGA right says Charlie Kirk is a martyr for freedom of expression, but still want people to lose their jobs for criticizing his rhetoric More: rollingstone.com/politics/polit… rollingstone.com/politics/polit…

@ABC ABC is beyond redemption

While President Trump has called for an end to political violence following the assassination of Charlie Kirk, he did not recognize or acknowledge the recent threats, violent attacks and killings of Democrats. abcnews.link/ZCEtHCe