the Duck

How did I miss this before?

@FreeDuck I've left ten of these by the ICE detention center in Portland with a clear LOS over I-5 already.

Watch Oregon will now make potato guns illegal

@FreeDuck The ATF just doesnt enforce it unless you are doing certain things aircannonplans.com/guides/air-can…

@TrashDiscourse @mitchellvii Any engine problems?

@FreeDuck @mitchellvii Mudbath. Thanks me too!!

When I bought this BMW I knew the day would come where I'd get hit with a big repair bill. It finally happened and I dropped almost 3,500 bucks. I mean that's the price you pay if you want to drive these cars but it still sucks.

@CholeraFan Evil little bastards

A fictional family has two dogs. They never pee in the house. The wife wants to get a Chihuahua. They live in the mountains, not the city. The husband says "no, Chihuahuas are for city women. They are dumb and awful and piss everywhere. Please do not get a Chihuahua." So she gets the Chihuahua and the Chihuahua, because they are dumb and horrible creatures, starts peeing in the house. So the other dogs start peeing in the spots where the Chihuahua has peed. Not all the time, but once in a while. Who is responsible for the dog pee in the house?

@more_meat_loaf They can fly?

The accuracy 😂

@kelly4freedom YouTube did one of those years in review for my account and said i was in top 3% of the amount of nirvana I listened to

😭

What happens to American men as soon as they hit 30?

Actual video of @dogscantwhistle

@Jimmywonton2 Is it getting hot holding this battery?

Be sure to tighten the clamps really, really tight; those big bastards are slick like an eel

@MongooseActual @marklevinshow Tell us how you really feel

@marklevinshow You are a weak, fat, old man. Every single military intervention you have cheered for ended in failure. Hell reserves a special place for weak little pieces of shit like you. Burn

You don’t know anything, actually. We don’t have a draft. We have an all volunteer military.  Brave young men and women who join by choice.  And recruitment is way up under President Trump.  These are great patriots who mostly don’t listen to the likes of you or the cabal of Woke Reich American-haters and your Marxist-Islamist comrades.  I talk to them all the time. I meet them. They are fantastic heroes and patriots. They don’t want your handwringing and fake pity.  And they sure as hell don’t want your anti-American propaganda and trash talk. They want us to support them, especially now. In Israel they do have a draft. It’s a tiny country with a tiny population.  Virtually every family is involved. It’s a matter of life and death. The current Israeli ambassador to the United States lost his eldest son in one of the first battles in Gaza against the Hamas terrorists.  He was a commander of a unit who was killed in a booby trapped building as they sought to clear it out. The prime minister of Israel lost his older brother at Entebbe while leading a special forces unit to rescue Israelis who’d been kidnapped.  He was killed by a sniper.  The PM himself was wounded in battle years ago. But none of this will matter to you. Back to your bullsh*t.  And here come the bots.

@TrashDiscourse @mitchellvii I like that color

@mitchellvii Former BMW & Mercedes owner here. Bought my first truck. Never going back, ever. Maybe for a weekend driver in the future if I get that road driving bug again and if I'm not out up on the mountains, camping or fishing. But this truck has now become everything.

@Sophiesredscarf @Axaxia88 @KillmerCj

@Axaxia88 Rabbits stomp when they’re ticked too. Unbeknownst to them had the exact opposite effect than what they’re intending.

Their angry little stomps are just so adorable 😍💓

@DubzyOnceAgain Would've been worse without the Vax

But is he ok?

I thought it would be festive for Easter…

@Freebaldin You were in the 6th grade in 2001?

Going through some of my old stuff and evidently I was quite the autist in 6th grade 👨‍🎨

@CybernetxViking @chirno_helmet Just learn 25.4 and you can go back and forth all you want

@FreeDuck @chirno_helmet yah, it isn't hard, or, at least it shouldn't be😂 the boss I mentioned went straight from failing highschool > military > a shop that exclusively worked for the gov, so he never had to deal with metric shit out in the real world. I came up in job shops, so I had to learn

アメリカ人へ Xにいる日本人の多くがアメリカに好意的なのはわかってもらえたと思う。 ただ、俺を含めたそういった日本人全員がアメリカに対してどうしても許せないことがある。 ヤードポンド法という悪しき単位だ。なぜ世界標準であるメートル法を頑なに拒み続けるんだ。

I bet @dogscantwhistle had his reasons

GUN CONTROL IS GAY（アメリカ風おはようの挨拶）

@CybernetxViking @chirno_helmet It's easy enough, I just convert their weird dimensions to proper numbers but a lot of common ones I just know after 20 years

psshh just set in ye-ol ways🤣 back when I was a button monkey and could barely read a print I was absolutely wigged out by metric too, but after the conversion rate was carved into my soul (forced to work with metric prints) it became significantly demystified. now that I predominately do product design/prog/prototyping(3dp) I love metric 🤷‍♂️ but worry not, my, now retired, boss(machine shop lead) was completely incapacitated by metric, so I always give people the units they prefer... even if they are WRONG 🤣🤣🤣