Freebaldin

Before any of you try to disagree with my takes you should know I just got 97% on my IQ test, so there's only a 3% chance you're actually right 💪🧠

Christina Koch has officially become the farthest any woman has ever traveled from the kitchen.

@Freebaldin You were in the 6th grade in 2001?

Going through some of my old stuff and evidently I was quite the autist in 6th grade 👨‍🎨

@im4evergrateful Maybe could've prevented it if I knew which rabbi I was trying to draw 🤔

@Freebaldin Predicted the twin towers way before it happened

@Freebaldin dat sum powerful shitmagic

Veengardjum Fecesosa 💩💩💩

@FreeDuck @3DPrintNick You don't prefill this kind of filter because this kind of filter goes on poor people cars so nothing you do actually matters

@3DPrintNick @Freebaldin I've seen arguments both ways but I don't do it

I cringe when I see them use a wrench to tighten an oil filter @Freebaldin

@Freebaldin 😴

Take a break. Go to bed.

Buncha fags fr

@FreeDuck Depends how much I like the guy and whether or not I think he'll come back

@Jedinightwing1 @ManicCannibal The algorithm put it in front of me for whatever reason, but it's not my fault you've been wrong for 4 years homie

@Freebaldin @ManicCannibal Nice digging up a 4 year old post 👍🏻

When I was 18 I took male hormones so I could fit in better with my group My group encouraged me to take TRT and ruin my body, and it destroyed me This is not uncommon #DetransAwarenessDay #DetransitionAwarenessDay Me at 18, trans // me at 24, detrans It does get better

Happy March 32nd, Human Beings

@Grand_handsomer That's fine, because women's opinions don't actually matter in any context

Your wife will never tell you this because she loves you but your ribs aren’t the best she’s ever had and if truth be told she prefers Applebees riblets

@kokesi_nojob I'm fine with whichever option gets rid of the most commies and tr00ns

うるせえよ。アメリカが日本の48番目の県になるんだよ

@jeebis_1 very visible indeed !

@MelonieMac Why go Greendale?

I dub thee the butthole flag

@Jedinightwing1 @ManicCannibal No, shut your dumb mouth idiot

@ManicCannibal 😆 honestly, Shoe looks good with short hair.

@FreeDuck I think so, I fell asleep before seeing much more of the episode

@Freebaldin Did it have Yasmine bleeth and Pamela Anderson?

I was yesterday years old when I witnessed the episode of Baywatch featuring Geraldo Rivera as a huge fuckin dork (being himself) with the goofiest montage I've ever seen put to film of David Hasslehoff trying to teach him how to be cool. 30ish years later it's pretty obvious that despite the Hoff's best efforts, ol Gerry learned absolutely nothing. Goes to show that if even David Hasslehoff can't teach you swagger, you're beyond any hope.