FunkySynapse

@serpinxbt I’m just jazzed to be included in something.

X allowing people to get paid as a “content creator” is the source of all problems it has today

@DimitriJMolotov @CollinRugg I always wondered about that. Did he miss? Were they hyped up so much they didn’t know they were shot?

@FunkySynapse @CollinRugg Crazy how the neighbors didn't do anything until they actually got hit. Dude had his gun out for around 10 seconds and shot around 6 shots and the neighbors were just standing around? They had the survival instinct of a paperclip.

NEW: The neighbor who was allegedly punched by actor Alan Ritchson, explains to TMZ how the incident started, says he told the actor to "slow it down." "I did push him because he was coming towards me on his, on his bike." "He did it again for a second time. I pushed him a second time, and I think the second time he got off his bike and kicked the crap outta me." Video: @TMZ

@ScottMGreer @JackPosobiec Wait till y’all find out this was orchestrated.

The other guy clearly instigated the fight by pushing Ritchson, so this is the right call. But it made sense the neighbor confronted him. Ritchson was being a dick racing motorbikes through a quiet neighborhood. That's guaranteed to piss off everyone else who lives there.

@CieloBonit I’m gonna need video before I believe that. (4k if you got it)

The word on the street is that Candace is a carpet muncher. That would explain why she married her queer husband after only knowing him for two weeks. It's all allegedly, but it feels right. My neighbor dreamed about it.

@ThoNg676733 I think we all know why I’m here.

A great song from the 80s.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates, who finished dead last in runs scored & 30 games back a year ago - are winning the NL Central - Bubba Chandler & Jared Jones added to an already loaded rotation - Payroll jumped from $84 million to $120 million after adding Ryan O'Hearn, Marcell Ozuna, Brandon Lowe and Jake Mangum - Konnor Griffin, #1 prospect in baseball coming up sometime this spring - Division is wide open as Chicago is the favorite at just 86 projected wins

@DangerousThinkg McKeesport? Bro rolled hard.

This is an unbelievable find Rush Limbaugh started his career as music DJ going by the name Jeff Christie at WIXZ 1360 AM in Pittsburgh What is below is an 'air check' of 'Christie''s work Thank you to Ellis Feater (original YT post in the comments)

@sloane_bob20442 @FAFO_TV

@FunkySynapse @FAFO_TV Thought he learned well, from the Master 👇👇👇

@ImMeme0 Is that Joey Breaux's evil twin?

🚨BREAKING: Upstate NY TikTok influencer with over 1M followers arrested on sexual abuse charges. Benjamin Gleason (39) faces 18 charges, including three counts of predatory sexual assault and six counts of first-degree rape, including forcible compulsion and physically helpless victims. He also faces multiple additional charges. Authorities determined the alleged abuse spanned a decade and involved multiple victims. On TikTok, Gleason primarily posted music-related content, including videos of himself dancing and playing guitar. His profile bio reads, “I am an American, and your girlfriend’s favorite influencer,” and includes a GoFundMe link seeking donations for dental repairs following a self-reported history of addiction.

@historyinmemes I think we all know why I’m here.

@37thChambers Bro rolls hard.

So...a guy with NO ARMS OR LEGS, who apparently is a professional Cornhole player, was somehow driving a vehicle and while shooting the passengers?

@0hour1 Is that Ricky? From Better off Dead?

GOP staffer in Alaska charged with Child Sex Trafficking. I don’t care what side you’re on death penalty nationwide for all pedophiles.

@alphafox She was born with big gums.

The smile clinched the deal: 😬

@BuzzPatterson Best estimate - Largest aircraft you could land on that?

I think people stare at her five-head.

@tomgreenlive Nice try fed.

If you’re worried about everything going on in the world put the phone down and go for a walk in nature.

@goofy1148 @rogerclemens Second best.

@FunkySynapse @rogerclemens Also had the BEST bar in town!

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@Not_Woke_Enough @rogerclemens

@FunkySynapse @rogerclemens

@LAfromLINY I’d go with Glenn.

What is the saddest TV death of all time?📺😢 The Last of Us