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FunkySynapse

@FunkySynapse

I laugh in the face of humor. My brain is large and my forehead is veiny. I think for the thinkless. DM's not needed, I struggle with reading.

Mr. Rogers' Neighbor Beigetreten Aralık 2024
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Serpin Taxt
Serpin Taxt@serpinxbt·
X allowing people to get paid as a “content creator” is the source of all problems it has today
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Dimitri J. Molotov
Dimitri J. Molotov@DimitriJMolotov·
@FunkySynapse @CollinRugg Crazy how the neighbors didn't do anything until they actually got hit. Dude had his gun out for around 10 seconds and shot around 6 shots and the neighbors were just standing around? They had the survival instinct of a paperclip.
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Collin Rugg
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg·
NEW: The neighbor who was allegedly punched by actor Alan Ritchson, explains to TMZ how the incident started, says he told the actor to "slow it down." "I did push him because he was coming towards me on his, on his bike." "He did it again for a second time. I pushed him a second time, and I think the second time he got off his bike and kicked the crap outta me." Video: @TMZ
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Scott Greer 6’2” IQ 187
The other guy clearly instigated the fight by pushing Ritchson, so this is the right call. But it made sense the neighbor confronted him. Ritchson was being a dick racing motorbikes through a quiet neighborhood. That's guaranteed to piss off everyone else who lives there.
Screen Rant@screenrant

#AlanRitchson will not be facing criminal charges after getting into an altercation with his neighbor. Brentwood Police Captain Steven Pepin stated: “After reviewing available evidence, including video footage and witness statements, authorities determined that no criminal charges will be pursued. Mr. Ritchson’s actions were found to be in self-defense." Source: The Hollywood Reporter | Learn More: bit.ly/4rUkUAD

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FunkySynapse
FunkySynapse@FunkySynapse·
@CieloBonit I’m gonna need video before I believe that. (4k if you got it)
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Cielo 🇺🇸🇵🇷
Cielo 🇺🇸🇵🇷@CieloBonit·
The word on the street is that Candace is a carpet muncher. That would explain why she married her queer husband after only knowing him for two weeks. It's all allegedly, but it feels right. My neighbor dreamed about it.
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Frank Michael Smith
Frank Michael Smith@frankmikesmith·
The Pittsburgh Pirates, who finished dead last in runs scored & 30 games back a year ago - are winning the NL Central - Bubba Chandler & Jared Jones added to an already loaded rotation - Payroll jumped from $84 million to $120 million after adding Ryan O'Hearn, Marcell Ozuna, Brandon Lowe and Jake Mangum - Konnor Griffin, #1 prospect in baseball coming up sometime this spring - Division is wide open as Chicago is the favorite at just 86 projected wins
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Dangerous Thoughts
Dangerous Thoughts@DangerousThinkg·
This is an unbelievable find Rush Limbaugh started his career as music DJ going by the name Jeff Christie at WIXZ 1360 AM in Pittsburgh What is below is an 'air check' of 'Christie''s work Thank you to Ellis Feater (original YT post in the comments)
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I Meme Therefore I Am 🇺🇸
🚨BREAKING: Upstate NY TikTok influencer with over 1M followers arrested on sexual abuse charges. Benjamin Gleason (39) faces 18 charges, including three counts of predatory sexual assault and six counts of first-degree rape, including forcible compulsion and physically helpless victims. He also faces multiple additional charges. Authorities determined the alleged abuse spanned a decade and involved multiple victims. On TikTok, Gleason primarily posted music-related content, including videos of himself dancing and playing guitar. His profile bio reads, “I am an American, and your girlfriend’s favorite influencer,” and includes a GoFundMe link seeking donations for dental repairs following a self-reported history of addiction.
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37th Chamber
37th Chamber@37thChambers·
So...a guy with NO ARMS OR LEGS, who apparently is a professional Cornhole player, was somehow driving a vehicle and while shooting the passengers?
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0HOUR1
0HOUR1@0hour1·
GOP staffer in Alaska charged with Child Sex Trafficking. I don’t care what side you’re on death penalty nationwide for all pedophiles.
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AlphaFox
AlphaFox@alphafox·
The smile clinched the deal: 😬
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Buzz Patterson
Buzz Patterson@BuzzPatterson·
I think people stare at her five-head.
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Tom Green
Tom Green@tomgreenlive·
If you’re worried about everything going on in the world put the phone down and go for a walk in nature.
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Alvino
Alvino@LAfromLINY·
What is the saddest TV death of all time?📺😢 The Last of Us
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