The Prognosticator

@mrexits Seriously, how does the scale top out at 60 on this chart?

Absolute legend

@paya_paya_kun As an owner of many large gas guzzling vehicles, a huge house, acres of land, and an oversized office building in Texas, I would feel claustrophobic in most Japanese cities.

日本には土地がない。小さな家に住んで、小さな車に乗る。 通勤は満員電車。どこ行っても人だらけで、心が少しずつ削られていく… だから海外の友人よ、頼む。 でかい家を見せてくれ。 でかい車を見せてくれ。 広大な大地と綺麗な自然を見せてくれ。 俺たちの心を癒してくれ…！

@HydraRare I'm in. Where do I buy one?

they should invent whoop but for actually living and having fun it should track your nicotine + blood alcohol levels and then you could compare them with your friends on a leaderboard

@BRICSinfo Netanyahu is dead. Don't attribute any more quotes that he supposedly said...because he's dead.

JUST IN: 🇮🇱🇮🇷 Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu says Iran no longer poses a threat to Israel's existence.

@BradleyGrey_ I've been with too many women, and have sex multiple times a week. Most women are whores, if you know the right buttons to push.

The way you talk about women reveals exactly what you believe about yourself. These aren’t critiques of women. They’re confessions. "Women are whores!" = "Women don't sleep with me." "Women only care about money" = "I have nothing to offer but money." "Women only care about looks" = "I don't think I'm attractive" "Women always cheat" = "Women always cheat on me" "Women initiate most divorces" = "I'm the kind of guy a woman would want to divorce" None of this is who you are. It’s who you became when life didn’t go the way you wanted. The man underneath those beliefs is still there. Go find him.

@Gainesvillegur1 @mandyarthur @grok Many believe that you are retarded, and they are correct.

@mandyarthur @grok Many believe, as do I, that we are being protected by The Lord because we are protecting Israel. Many, many scriptures agree.

Hey @Grok, please list the top 5 countries the US sends aid to and the full all-time dollar amount. Directly next to that, list the number of times each has sent troops to fight alongside us in war. Simple list. Be very concise.

@nickimoraa One involved logic and analytics. One involves memorization. I've got a $5 flash drive that can store a lot, but it can't process much.

Why is that students who are smart in math and science are considered smarter than students who are smart in English and history?

@LibertyCappy Tell her that "my ex would not have gotten mad about this".

Any tips that actually work?

@DCinvestor The politicians are all playing for the same team, and take orders from the ones pulling the strings. The ones pulling the strings do not care if a politician has an R or a D next to their name, because they own both parties.

what’s the best, grand unified theory on why Republicans seem totally OK with losing the House and possibly the Senate in the 2026 midterms, getting their POTUS impeached, and probably losing the next presidential election in 2028?

@ettwalee You forgot to add in blacks, Indians, and Jews. Nobody likes them either.

Enfaite depuis que X est international on se rend vraiment compte que PERSONNE aime les arabes les muslims etc Ça me fais tlm rire j’adore mdrrrr

@realthoughtsfem For women, would you prefer muscular, cut, lean 6'-0" 180 pounds 9% body fat, or jacked 6'-0" 220 pounds 16% body fat?

If he's jacked, it's more the discipline than the body that's sexy. A jacked body is sexy though.

@Matt_Pinner Both Ayrton Senna and Michael Schumacher at a small private party after the F1 Adelaide in 1993. I wasn't a race fan, but just happened to be there.

Who’s the most famous person you’ve ever spoken to? Not “seen from far away” — actually talked to, even for a minute. A quick hello, a handshake, a normal conversation… and you still remember it. Who was it?

@midamgolfhq I was next to him on the range at Royal Oaks in Dallas early in his career (working with Randy Smith), and it was crazy how much speed he had.

Played behind Gary Woodland in college once. He waited for a 370 yard par 4 green to clear. He backed up the tee box with groups waiting. Everyone was annoyed until he proceeded to fly the green with his tee ball 🤯 Guy has another gear when it comes to speed

@FWPlayboy This is the "how I got your mother" story I tell my boys. Running a 3 to 4 rotation and every hot girl now wants to be with you.

When you’re running 3 to 4 girls in a rotation. Girls basically will start showing up in your life out of nowhere.

@Kalshi Two days turns into two weeks turns into two months turns into two years turns into two decades. Our government thinks we are dumb and hates us.

JUST IN: US reportedly planning ground invasion of up to 2 months into Iran

@Zodi_Am Indians have arranged marriages, lowest divorce rates, and highest incomes in our country. All are related. Stay together if you want financial security and kids that over achieve.

I hate that the US is so attached to this 2-parent household nuclear family bs. Mothers are miserable this way and always have been. It was never as beneficial as it was marketed. Women were drugging themselves to get through the day. Become neighbors with your best friend. Co-parent with your cousin. Alternate weekends with a school mom. Idgaf. But think of something else outside of thinking your marriage alone is enough support for you, your spouse, and your children.

@123skely Hate everyone equally, but hate some more due to their stereotypical ethnic disfunctions.

It’s hard to explain but in order to be a really good racist you have to low key love every race.

@DrChrisCombs Proper answer if you assume the two sticks are equal. Since the pics aren't to scale, you can't assume that.

Dog = d Stick = L d = L - 200 L = 300 - d >> d = 300 - d - 200 >> 2d = 100 >> d = 50 😁

Evan you might want to ask for a refund

@itsrubyizumi 5 million would buy about 5000 of you, and I'd still have enough cash for a nice house and a fast car.

Me or $5 mill?

@marriedmn @bedroomking2 100% true. No matter how far you push things, to the point where you think you've crossed the line, in their deep dark fantasies, it's not far enough.

@bedroomking2 All women want to be dominated in bed

Women will tell you they want a gentleman. Then get mad when the gentleman doesn’t pin them against the wall and ruin their makeup.