Gooby Pls
32 posts
Wearing Crocs is like getting a BJ from a man. It feels good until you look down and realize you are gay.
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@TulpaTomb @mann_hodge He pressed the button by accident and let a monster out to kill us. Now we have to have someone press it again for another monster to come out. I wouldn't want to live in a world where more people didn't do this.
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Everyone on earth takes a vote by pressing a red or blue button.
If more than 50% of people press the blue button, nothing happens.
If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button START INFLATING UNCONTROLLABLY.
Which button do you press?
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@InverseGps 100% surviving by YOU pressing one button in one event that YOU Have full control over is statistically, astronomically more likely to occur than 4.15 billion coordinated individual events for a blue button press.
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have red pressers ever considered that a 50% is easier to achieve than 100%?
Maririn~@TopGyaru
Blue button arguments be like: "But what if" "But what if" "But what if" "But what if" Red arguments be like: "Press the red button and you win"
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@wisdomXplorer Yes it's required to be forgiven. Jesus said so and I trust him.
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@jamesjansson Let me just scroll on my fucking phone all damn day and not do a damn fucking thing for anyone's life and tell everyone else how mean they are. Surely my blue button choice has saved everyone by now.
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The thing about the red/blue button theoretical is that it is true that if EVERYONE presses red, everyone lives. But there will definitely be people who don't understand or don't agree. By pressing red, you are guaranteeing the death of people. That sucks.
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@wojakcodes Yes let's let Pajeet decide if you live. He can redeem that gift card in your account while you rot in your back yard.
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@GroyperGreg Isreal got its war from the Republicans. They won't give that up so easily
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@NickJFuentes Quit the politics. You're being hunted because one side is just insane. Get a farm and retire. You got the cash.
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I’m getting really sick of politics honestly
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@BleuSpheres Yeah bro let me scroll my phone all damn fucking day and tell everyone how ill sacrifice myself for the world.
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It's almost comical how bad a choice red is the longer you think about it
MrBeast@MrBeast
Everyone on earth takes a private vote by pressing a red or blue button. If more than 50% of people press the blue button, everyone survives. If less than 50% of people press the blue button, only people who pressed the red button survive. Which button would you press? BE HONEST.
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