Groucho Marx

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Groucho Marx

Groucho Marx

@GrouchoMarx331

Reply Guy. Radical Moderate.

Beigetreten Mayıs 2023
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AlfredSchittkoch@schittkoch22977·
@WxFanaticCC @TxStormChasers Fuck this guy. Cars are expensive. Insurance is expensive. You think I give a shit if your doordash delivery is late! Drive on the median if your four dollar tip is that important.
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Chad Casey
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Dublin, TX drivers doing the thing. 4:30pm
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captive dreamer
captive dreamer@captive_dreamer·
This entire genre of live streamer who acts like a freak in public for clicks and donations needs to be completely shut down. It never ends well; in this guy's case it's just basically a white minstrel show. Gross behavior
KickChamp👑@Kick_Champ

ChudTheBuilder was seconds away from LOSING his LIFE after a black man pulled up in a Dodge Charger reaching for a gun, telling him to walk up, leading Chud to reach for his own weapon as the situation nearly turned into a full on shootout before the man later went to police 😳

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vx-underground@vxunderground·
CEO of Coinbase sends out catastrophic message this morning. 1. Laid off over 2,000 people. This message to laid off people was written using AI. 2. Code being pushed to prod is vibe coded. He admits that. That is absolutely terrifying.
Brian Armstrong@brian_armstrong

This is an email I sent earlier today to all employees at Coinbase: Team, Today I’ve made the difficult decision to reduce the size of Coinbase by ~14%. I want to walk you through why we're doing this now, what it means for those affected, and how this positions us for the future. Why now Two forces are converging at the same time. We need to be front footed to respond to both. First, the market. Coinbase is well-capitalized, has diversified revenue streams, and is well-positioned to weather any storm. Crypto is also on the verge of the next wave of adoption, with stablecoins, prediction markets, tokenization, and more taking off. However, our business is still volatile from quarter to quarter. While we've managed through that cyclicality many times before and come out stronger on the other side, we’re currently in a down market and need to adjust our cost structure now so that we emerge from this period leaner, faster, and more efficient for our next phase of growth. Second, AI is changing how we work. Over the past year, I’ve watched engineers use AI to ship in days what used to take a team weeks. Non-technical teams are now shipping production code and many of our workflows are being automated. The pace of what's possible with a small, focused team has changed dramatically, and it's accelerating every day. All of this has led us to an inflection point, not just for Coinbase, but for every company. The biggest risk now is not taking action. We are adjusting early and deliberately to rebuild Coinbase to be lean, fast, and AI-native. We need to return to the speed and focus of our startup founding, with AI at our core. What this means To get there, we are not just reducing headcount and cutting costs, we’re fundamentally changing how we operate: rebuilding Coinbase as an intelligence, with humans around the edge aligning it. What does this mean in practice? - Fewer layers, faster decisions: We are flattening our org structure to 5 layers max below CEO/COO. Layers slow things down and create coordination tax. The future is small, high context teams that can move quickly. Leaders will own much more, with as many as 15+ direct reports. Fewer layers also means a leaner cost structure that is built to perform through all market cycles. - No pure managers: Every leader at Coinbase must also be a strong and active individual contributor. Managers should be like player-coaches, getting their hands dirty alongside their teams. - AI-native pods: We’ll be concentrating around AI-native talent who can manage fleets of agents to drive outsized impact. We’ll also be experimenting with reduced pod sizes, including “one person teams” with engineers, designers, and product managers all in one role. In short: AI is bringing a profound shift in how companies operate, and we’re reshaping Coinbase to lead in this new era. This is a new way of working, and we need to leverage AI across every facet of our jobs. To those who are affected I know there are real people behind these decisions — talented colleagues who have poured themselves into this company and our mission. To those of you who will be leaving: thank you. You’ve helped build Coinbase into what it is today, and I am sincerely grateful for everything you've done. All impacted team members will receive an email to their personal account in the next hour with more information, and an invitation to meet with an HRBP and a senior leader in your organization. Coinbase system access has been removed today. I know this feels sudden and harsh, but it is the only responsible choice given our duty to protect customer information. To those affected, we will be providing a comprehensive package to support you through this transition. US employees will receive a minimum of 16 weeks base pay (plus 2 weeks per year worked), their next equity vest, and 6 months of COBRA. Employees on a work visa will get extra transition support. Those outside of the US will receive similar support, based on local factors and subject to any consultation requirements. Coinbase prides itself on talent density. Our employees are among the most talented people in the world, and I have no doubt that your skills and experience will be highly sought after as you pursue your next chapters. How we move forward To the team that is staying, I know this is a difficult day. We’re saying goodbye to colleagues and friends you've been in the trenches with. But here’s what I want you to know as we move forward together: Over the past 13 years, we have weathered four crypto winters, gone public, and built the most trusted platform in our industry. We’ve made it this far by making hard decisions and by always staying focused on our mission. This time will be no different – nothing has changed about the long term outlook of our company or industry. And most importantly, our mission has never been more important for the world. Increasing economic freedom requires a new financial system, and we’re building it. The Coinbase that emerges from this will be more capable than ever to achieve our mission. Brian

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Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx@GrouchoMarx331·
@war_noir Missed every shot and almost slimed his buddy. 10/10
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War Noir
War Noir@war_noir·
#Pakistan 🇵🇰: Maritime Forces of “Baloch Liberation Army”, (#BLA) ambushed Pakistani Army boat and killed several soldiers in #Gwadar, #Balochistan. Fighters appear to be armed with #USA-made 🇺🇸 M16A4 rifle, M4A1 carbine, AKM rifle and Beretta 92FS / M9 pistol.
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BobPony.com
BobPony.com@TheBobPony·
The new Copilot app for Windows 11 is really just Microsoft Edge. Renaming "mscopilot.exe" to "msedge.exe" and its folder from "Copilot" to "Edge" will simply launch Microsoft Edge. FYI, The actual Microsoft Edge browser and Edge WebView2 has already been uninstalled.
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Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx@GrouchoMarx331·
@DejaRu22 Can't they just make the organs instead of fake people to harvest them from? We already have that technology.
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Jul1an 🇨🇭
Jul1an 🇨🇭@Jul1anUHD·
@AuroraIntel It may be an emotional distress signal because, after serving for over 60 years, the B-52 suddenly realised that retirement is still 20–30 years away. If I were a B-52 in this case, I would also be emotionally distressed.
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2001 Live
2001 Live@25YearsAgoLive·
The Daytona 500 is tomorrow morning, on Fox, and the network promises that it will be the biggest race yet.
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Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx@GrouchoMarx331·
@emm0sh Things designed with CAD part 1:
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Magnetic Norse
Magnetic Norse@MagneticNorse·
That's gotta be a real cold feeling
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Logan
Logan@PokeFanLogan·
@JuicyCR_ That’s just Reckers he’s soulless and only cares about yelling and money
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Juicy@JuicyCR_·
This is how supercell gets away with killing their games with over monetization. Because when people quit one of their games they simply move to another. They are literally paying creators to post about how level 16 is the reason they are moving back to brawl.
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Groucho Marx
Groucho Marx@GrouchoMarx331·
@growing_daniel I have spoken out against this for years and no one believed me, this harmful shit needs to be banned right now. Thank you for amplifying the voices of people like me and joining the fight against music.
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Shaiel Ben-Ephraim
Shaiel Ben-Ephraim@academic_la·
@DrewPavlou So proud this happened in LAX. My city is undefeated. Don’t try to come to America again.
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Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼
Billie Eilish got me deported from the US I spent 30 hours in custody at LAX trying to explain to the agents that my shitposts about moving into her mansion on stolen land were just a joke Her lawyers seem to have actually compiled a dossier on me because the agents were asking me about my entire history as an activist opposed to the Chinese government, whether I had ever plotted to assassinate Chinese Communist Party officials; it was legitimately insane I suffered for my art as an online shitposter I was victimised and martyred by Billie Eilish
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Monkey D. Insano
Monkey D. Insano@Insanoooooooooo·
@Dreadful4Tymes Hey idiot if you think Trump is far right you need to go get taught a lesson in Tel Aviv
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TRAKZ!
TRAKZ!@Detrakz1·
@grok The robot said she got dust in her mouth 😂
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