@jenny2x4 Legit I think about this maybe once a week.
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@HTTP_Lovecraft
30s. Left. Tech guy. Lockpicker. Pentester. AK guy. Animal rescuer. Excellent cook. Harmonic oscillator. @HTTPS_Lovecraft
Tennessee Beigetreten Nisan 2018
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@AkasenTheRed It would have to be a verrrry small hand and then verrrry long arm.
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@HTTP_Lovecraft I misunderstood this image and thought you had a small arm
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This is the equivalent of paying 300,000 software engineers, each making like $250K year. Or 50,000 engineers over six years. All supposedly working on a VR chat? That looks like shit? What? Where did the money go?
Polymarket@Polymarket
JUST IN: Meta announces they'll be shutting down the Metaverse, after pouring $80,000,000,000.00 into the project.
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@MandyFrizzle After the camera thing I paid $3K on a whim to build a wooden fence the very next day. I hope they have simultaneous fatal heart attacks.
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@MandyFrizzle They called the cops on me because of a camera pointed at my own backyard. They have harassed me for over a year. I had to file a report about it. They're insane.
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Lawn care services are the biggest scam you do not need to "ready your lawn" for spring, that leftover debris is hiding vital insect organisms for the environment. The natural world around you already knows how to ready itself for spring.
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@roun_sa_ville Dip, BUT report it to your state's labor board. Document everything, bring receipts, and they'll sue them for you and give you a payout. Probably. That's what happens in red shithole Tennessee, so imagine it works even better in your state.
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@divalectics Something about "the coat of a dead man"? It's so good.
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@divalectics His speech about eating fingers in a gulag makes me laugh every time. It's so hammy and great.
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i put jack reacher on TV bc i saw that tom cruise was in it. but i was NOT READY to see werner fucking herzog
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@femaleneckbeard Yeah it sucks. Hopefully I can fix the current issue with steroids but idk what else to do to prevent it happening again. Surgery to shave the spurs, I suppose.
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@fleshsimulator This is really embarrassing, man.
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Izzat Nuke deploying in five minutes
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@divalectics I would legit get my right arm amputated if this lasts forever.
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@HTTP_Lovecraft literally every day of my life i have that knot
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@chiweethedog Works with chicken too, btw. I make it nearly weekly, same recipe.
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this is how I made my delicious beef and broccoli last time I made it it’s so easy you don’t need a wok with a jet engine like he does but you do need to folow the velvetting beef + marinade technique he shows here:
River@RiverWibber
@chiweethedog Post that marinade recipe please I’ve got a good relationship with my butcher and he will probably try it too 👍
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You could not pay me to pretend to care if I caught my partner watching porn. Get a real problem or solve someone else's. Insane take.
🪷@leanindubai
watching porn in a relationship is cheating
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