Zara 💞

@VirginAtlantic Hi! I made a purchase of £24 onboard yesterday for a cosmetic. I was not asked my membership number, how can I earn points on this?

@No1Lounges @HolidayExtras why can I book a lounge for 4pm then when I try to check in I’m told it cannot be until 3 hours before my flight. I don’t want to spend 3 hours before my flight at the lounge as I won’t be here for the last hour so you’re ripping me off!

@thesonicyouth please. Just one show anywhere in uk. I only found out about you because of nirvana and I love you more. Please fulfil my life long dream to see you in concert. Just one show in uk. No biggie, just one show. I’ll die happy.

@thesonicyouth will you ever tour again? Please just do a tour including UK!

@AldiUK my mouldy lunch 🥲 meant to have another week yet

This is how creative people interpret "connecting the dots"

@Criminalsimpson U-R-GAY

What’s the one word you would use that every Simpsons fan would recognize you as one of our own?

What’s your favorite Homer face?

@Criminalsimpson Smelling the flowers walking down the stairs in Marge’s wedding dress 🤣

@TheGymGroup your Gillingham gym Fitquest is totally inaccurate today! Saying 55kg but the real scales in the office say 66kg! Never been so disappointed. Please get it checked 😏

A conversation I had with a waiter recently, about a cooked breakfast. “Excuse me, I’m sorry, I’ve just noticed my fried egg is missing” “Okay, so you’d like an extra egg?” “Yes, please. Well, actually, no, not an extra egg, just the missing egg” “Okay, so just one egg? Or two eggs?” “Just one egg… the missing egg” “It’s okay, we can do you an extra egg, no problem” Through gritted teeth: “Thank you” and then under my breath once they’d gone: “but it’s not an extra egg, it’s THE egg”

@Tesco Sorted in a couple of hours. Thank you, Tesco

@HandsClean Good morning, thanks for getting in touch. I'm sorry to learn of the quality issues with your grated mozzarella. In the meantime can I kindly ask you to reply back by clicking the DM link below, and can you provide me with your transaction, and customer info plz. Thanks, Ian. twitter.com/messages/compo…

@Tesco unopened packet has been kept in the fridge and in date. Full of mould! Please can I get a refund?

It’s Operating Department Practitioners Day! #ODPDay Our highly-skilled ODPs are a vital part of our theatre teams, responsible for preparing the theatre environment, including the instruments and equipment for anaesthetic, surgery & recovery. #ExceptionalPeopleOutstandingCare

The husky’s reaction 😂

He accepted his fate

@marksandspencer delicious Colin the Caterpillar cake for my birthday! A thumbs up from us 😆

@CostaCoffee cannot get my birthday cake or my Diet Coke offer for the 3rd day running. Sort it out

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@Shell hi, can I use a car wash voucher brought from you at a different branch? The car wash stopped working before my turn when I brought the ticket and expires Friday but I won’t be in the area before then. Or can I get a refund? Thank you