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@pilateswife Cancel that request computah; show me PW’s biggest and most embarrassing secret while you’re at it too

Computah make these girls supa gay and touch each others cannons

Viewing my tweets from the cuck chair all alone beautiful?

@pilateswife What have you learned?

@cryingischic His ideas are the happiest and most hopeful for those who are/will be eternally sad

me explaining how Kierkegaard is the answer to literally all my problems while my life is on fire

@kuchisakeonnax The whimsy has never been more dead

Grown man just messaged me “Hiiiiii”

@pixelangel69 @itsbreezyweezy I’m a Titans fan too. Where my hug at

@itsbreezyweezy Hiii queen 🥺🩵🤍

Tried to do that cute stadium trend but ai decided to give me linebacker shoulders

@hearts4heartz Back on edtwt

what causes erectile dysfunction 🤔

Mike Elko is absolutely embarrassing Steve Sarkisian and #Texas.

@cityg0rl Dude has always been a perv

Yoooo what is sam levinson on???

@Dwayne42005782 Just can’t game at everyone’s house

This is absolutely disgusting. That PS5 going to get right back like that once it's back in that house or apartment. How are you not ashamed of this!!!!!!!!?

@passtherocke Sleeping with her to get back to the movie faster

Kissing her just to shut her up

@sillykittypawz 😭

can yall see my tweets? or js hate me or smt😭😭😭or am i shadowbanned feel like im tweeting into the void

@ifrydarice I LOVE BLACK LICORICE

making him try black licorice for the first time as payback for breathing the same air as another girl

@ethiopiancheri She told me in the morning she don't feel the same about us in her bones

smth about desexualization of harry styles makes me v uncomfortable

Please put me out of my misery. Please…

@coleteau A little bit of chicken gator. Cold beer on a Friday night 🎶

not enough songs about alligators

@LibertyLudens @SydSteyerhart Do you know where the post-author material can be found? I’m sure he had to have left behind an idea where it was going

@SydSteyerhart I love it to the very end. Though haven’t touch post author death stuff yet That said golden age is the beating heart of the story yes

@wind_chim @TPatbat Why spend $5 on a pizza cutter when I have a giant butcher knife

@TPatbat I love cutting pizza with scissors

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