any a 🌱

trees are smarter than computers

@uwubombergf Cheese stick

Her name is the last thing you ate

@FoodRageBait nothing I just put them in a pocket and forgot like a hundred of them

@wind_chim What type of art project were you gonna make. 👀 👁 👀

there’s fucking eyeballs everywhere

@Y2K_mindset I am trying to be more cupcake than ever

Is it just me, or have people on here become even more aggressively stupid than ever before?

@FTX_YoungBoy it’s all a joke right

@TPatbat sounds awesome

“Girl dinner” for most of the girls I know

@OrthoJayFrog we are the same

Nothing wrong with me

@TheSpiderLily the only ones

I'm not really a materialist. Fellas, your wallets won't be working overtime with me. I don't waste money on vain things. Well, except for two things (perfumes... and my lipstick collection).

@TPatbat oof

FML 💀

@raaaachelmarie MOIRA!!!!!!!

MOIRA HAS RISEN! i even have insurance again (a scam) now let’s all just pray there isnt a warrant out on the ticket i failed to pay and court date I failed to attend so tomorrow I can finally get my tag renewed (also a scam) It’s looking like we are up girls!!!

I got ghosted by Chili’s

@berber8877 Voice to text but my phone was in my hand

@wind_chim You were texting?

just got a ticket for distracted driving

@UncleToaster1 @redeemed_zoomer I got a ticket for this today

@redeemed_zoomer Speech to text while driving.

Don't text while driving

@raven_2102 @redeemed_zoomer FML

@redeemed_zoomer @wind_chim

@SchorAna I more or less did

@wind_chim I imagined you tweeting this as it happens

@raaaachelmarie Real

A lady’s overall pocket essentials: •A lighter found on the ground outside of the walmart •Pyrite for protection and abundance

@OwenofUpstate I was making a voice note memo but the phone was right up to my face

@wind_chim Don't text and drive next time

@asdkfjasdlfjd National Geographic

I know people are gonna be mad at me for the glue traps, but I've had them bite me while I sleep. Been this way for 6 years, seems to only get worse

@JackWolfgangPI Russian Orthodox! Thank you 🙏

@wind_chim Orthodox or Catholic? Whichever way, God speed. May He be a lamp unto your feet and a light unto your path.

I went to my first catechumen class