HowlingNorm

How it feels to finally come out as a Howler

“You think Howling is just some joke amongst middle aged men living in the past? Well, in a way it is. But it is also so much more. Howling is the manifestation of the struggle of day to day life being expressed in a beautiful, esoteric fashion that very few can understand. It is also about indiscriminate rape. It’s mostly about that, actually, homie.”

@HowlingMel @MichaelSykesJr Got dangit Mel you had to bring it up on a Friday night

Missing bobbo

Deleted the first tweet because I forgot to quote HS. Fixed it but forgot to add the clip. Drank too many Busch apples mowing the grass. Can’t be fucked to do it a third time

ALL THE STARS ARE HERE! We’ve got @howlingserf, @mythotrad, @LowkeySchizo, @HowlingKanye, @HowlingTemplar, @Howlingmutant0, @HowlingWhiskey, and the man of the hour, @HowlingGlep!

TOP 7 HOWLER GEMS OF THE WEEK 7. @mythotrad We're the fucking Howlers x.com/mythotrad/stat…

@HowlingBeagle0 @HowlingGlep @YammyLand @howlingserf @HowlingBobaFett @vcr2424

@HowlingNorm0 @HowlingGlep @YammyLand @howlingserf @HowlingBobaFett @vcr2424

🚨NEW SONG🚨 "They roofied each other" @YammyLand @howlingserf Ur welcome @HowlingBobaFett and @vcr2424

@HowlingGlep @HowlingBeagle0 @YammyLand @howlingserf @HowlingBobaFett @vcr2424 This fucking thing never works for me &elonmusk fix your bot

@HowlingGlep @HowlingBeagle0 @YammyLand @howlingserf @HowlingBobaFett @vcr2424 Grok how do you like a post more than once

@PsyopBound Hell yes. Like my grandma always said: when they rape low, we rape lower.

@HowlingNorm0 Just gotta roll with it. It’s nice seeing the howlers lifting each other up in these gay nigger times

I’ve had three or four reply tweets do numbers the past couple days. When do I get to start complaining about shadow bans and monetization policies and bigger accounts stealing my stolen jokes?

@PsyopBound Sorry you’re getting raped bro. This place is definitely better than it was but the shenanigans they pull with no customer support is bullshit. For me though it’s numbers shlumbers. As long as I’ve got the Howlers giving me asspats for my shitty jokes all is right as rain.

@HowlingNorm0 When the numbers stop and your posts become previously more coal. That’s where I am

Even in death the glorious Fuhrer has interceded with the Great Buffalo to grant me control of my limbs, though the firewater of the jews weakens me. Look how he gives me strength to raise my arm higher, that I might throw Romans more perfectly!

Making love to a woman only for her to wake in the dead of night to find me perched on her fire escape like a gargoyle and I whisper “Dont tell the world about my penis” before I extend my arms like the Crow and drop backwards, breaking every bone in my body on the pavement below

Taking small puffs from my tobacco pipe, I stand five hundred and one yards away and stare at the elementary school with the same glossy forlornness of eye an old fisherman has when looking longingly at the sea.

@JefferyDoomer @HowlingBR2049K India seems so magically backwards. Streets are for pooping, restrooms are for rape, the ground is for garbage, the trains are for killing, and it’s traincars for rape, the public fountains are for dying, power lines are for frying… and the roadways? You guessed it: for rape.

I was really nervous about doing well in bed after a date and I had just rewatched Ratatouille. So my idea was to grab my pet rat and have him control the love making part. Long story short, women don't like it when they find a rat in your bush.

@HowlingDiddyBld Two wrongs don’t make a right don’t scare me like that

HELP ME FIND MY FRIENDS

@ForcingMove @9mmsmg Would you vote for a non white republican candidate

@HowlingNorm0 @9mmsmg They absolutely do not. Non-white Republican candidates lose all the time.

Running a guy named Vivek Ramaswamy for governor in middle America was a really brilliant move. I'm sure the GOPs voter base can empathize with him lecturing about Jesus from a Hindu point of view and taking your shoes off during interviews. Great timing too, since one of the biggest points of contention younger GOP voters have with Republicans are H1b visas. Republicans love to lose. It's a great way to raise funds for the next election, where they're really "gonna take the country back."

@HowlingMel Have no fear, for he is with us

They’re currently trying to ban me but my guardian angel ain’t having it