Howling Replicant Gosling

@TheOnlyDSC Grills with cyanide pills in the shape of diamonds

“Sell them ankle monitors disguised as Jordans”

@howlinghobo0 Finally no one will expect me to apologize for party rocking not that I was ever gonna

🚨🚨🚨Breaking🚨🚨🚨 Rape is now legal.

@Howlingmutant0 Schroendingers rapist where the raped is both in the superposition of raped or unraped until observed

@Americanpschyo2 @HowlingBobaFett @NetflixIndia G

@HowlingBobaFett @NetflixIndia I

starts with N and we all love it 🍿

Saw a young lady on the train look over at me a couple of times and I winked said “Yes. It’s me, ‘Howling Mutant.” And she said “What’s howling mutant” and I told her I hoped her cunt fell out

@Howlingmutant0 Did he force you to be evil or did you decide to do that yourself? Is it like a trauma response to getting turned into a puppet or just fuck it this is what I'm doin now?

I asked the Wishmaster for a Lamborghini and yeah, I knew it would be something bad but he just smiled at me and turned me into an evil puppet? This shit isn’t even ironic man

你好 😁 我一直是一个非常优秀的婴儿 👶🏻❤️ 由于我的饮食要求，我不被允许喝配方奶粉 🍼 我认为这让我只剩下一个选择，那就是母乳喂养😅💦 顺便说一下，我还没有喝过奶 😖🥺🥺

@YarilFoxEren This is what they took from me

The tip of a young man's foreskin has more nerve endings than a woman's whole entire soul.

@YarilFoxEren Buddha weeps when the tengu clips the divine sheath, they do nothing but violate ahiṃsā.

@PubWanghaf There shouldn't have ever been niggas in Paris to let that become a statistic in the first place

First Nigerian to conduct himself with any level of self control and be mindful of others outside The Louvre

@WomanDefiner It's also the education system to be fair. It was intentionally made to cater to thes new students at the expense of everyone above 90IQ. Teachers are complacent and focused on getting paid more to do less instead of addressing the problems in public education policy.

A tale of 2 maps. Stop blaming the education system. It's the new students.

@RapeAlpha @kuronekogroyper This food safe resin? Asking for a friend haha

@kuronekogroyper Even better

can it make me a wife?

RT @stonetoss:

RT @thesego2eleven: 😂

@Howlingmutant0 African chess is actually way more complicated than the traditional game. Since every piece is a kang, nearly every move results in a stalemate. But the stalemate is gun violence.

Me when the Nigerian chess wizard jumps his piece in a zig zag checkers motion over the whole board and looks me in the eye and says “Chess Mate”

@AllahingMutant Real life footage of father testing the stuff he'll use to seal the bull in his labyrinth and calling it a career

Guys, they're now saying it wasn't a ferry at all but a glass bottom boat!

@HowlingMel Not a single fucking hint of labia exposure. What is the point of this softcore queer goyslop?

Pancake nipples