HowlingKnight

@AdolWolf1776 @DeadlessHick Thank you my friend.

@HowlingTemplar @DeadlessHick Might be my favorite howler unless someone makes a howling varangian or howling akritai

Howlers in the replies as soon as Mutant posts:

@wanted4mogging In a perfect world users would have greater influence over their own algo. You can to some extent by interacting with certain posts and putting not interested in others, but it’s far from perfect. Idk.

i was shitting on nikita hard because i hate his reddit politics and how he sneakily imposes them onto the website against its free-speech spirit but i have GOT to say the ONE THING i ALWAYS respected him for was ignoring the drooling mob of retards who were begging him to make the “for you” tab into a “following” tab people are fucking rеtаrdеd and you can’t listen to their demands/criticisms. nobody actually knows what they want. if they did, companies that optimize delivering people what they want wouldn’t be worth billions/trillions. people want the answer given to them, they are too stupid to figure it out themselves and their intuition and self awareness is non-existent UNFORTUNATELY nikita fucked up so badly yesterday that he had to do PR damage control or risk actually having his position under threat from how much everyone on this website hates his draconian reddit mod policies, so he has to give the people the worst possible thing: what they asked for NOW THE TIMELINE IS FUCKING RUINED. I DON’T WANT TO SEE THAT MUTUAL I HAVEN’T INTERACTED WITH IN 7 MONTHS POSTING A PICTURE IF THEIR LUNCH, I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOUR FIVE FIGURE TOPPER CA, I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU POST “bruh 😭” FUCK OFF FROM MY FEED I WANT TO SEE THE TRENDING POST THAT IS SPARKING INTERESTING DISCUSSION, THE RETARDED POST INSPIRING FUNNY QUOTE TWEETS, THE NEW UNKNOWN POSTER HITTING THEIR FIRST BANGER, THE LATEST TRANSGENDER SELFIE THAT EVERYONE IS MAKING FUN OF I DON’T WANT TO SEE YOU BORING ASS NIGGAS ON MY TIMELINE respectfully of course nikita please fix

trying to get into dirty talk by whispering “fuck me wike a wittle baby” to which he pulled out in disgust. as he left, i panicked, clutched his leg, and tried to stuff his now flaccid penis into my mouth while screaming “BABY WANT BINKY!” but he hit me and everything went black

@chaimarieee @Howlingmutant0 So he can hit a child but not love one? For shame.

How my squire looks at me when I tell them to ready themselves for an amphibious assault upon the enemy’s stronghold.

@BecomingCritter Alright take your updoot and get out

Why don’t hunters kill the most chad bucks? They figure their meat would taste hypergamy

@browasright They all dream of “makin it out the hood” for a reason.

Statistically the least safe place a black person can be is somewhere there's other black people.

@dash_r_media BBW Bryce Dallas Howard soon as you click it is a delightful jump scare lol

@HowlingTemplar It's stuff I think is good, anyway Whether it is or not, IDK

TODAY'S INSTRUCTIONS: Click my profile and visit the Highlights tab. Discuss your three favorites below!

@Howlingmutant0 @LeninStarWars69 @HotelLiquid “Wow, who knew being a gay pedophile was so lucrative!”

@HotelLiquid I know they be googling me after I leave see who that balller is

I don’t think bank tellers should be allowed to see how much money I have

@DrewVento Put her ass to work king

Im bored and decided to troll reddit.

@HowlingCalvin0 Welcome back Calvin. I hope your journey was enlightening.

@MyNameIsntEffy Send him my way sister.

Meanwhile

How it feels to work as a high school janitor.

@JoeHallenbeck17 @RobertL89659574 @Howlingmutant0 An all timer

What’s your favorite @Howlingmutant0 post? I’ll start:

@Howlingmutant0 If anything hold the van door while they throw the illegal in the back.

They are welcome though, this is what we voted for, not Marxism

@Michaeldudufudu To hold the hand of a maiden so fair…

@aerendian A separate website for Asian books called Gookreads.

A separate website for women’s books called Goonreads

@HowlingAnderzin @HowlingBateman2 Every good chef tastes his own recipe

Me after jacking off