HowlingKnight

I was hesitant when she first mentioned the bull, but seeing her blindfolded and writhing with lust, I’ve never felt less a fool. An eternity of ecstasy is written on her face, forever transfixed, as the Minotaur’s spear length phallus blooms through her cervix.

@illegalth0t If I let that stop me I’d never go anywhere, which may be a kindness to the citizenry.

Do you ever not go out because you’re really ugly?

This whole thread is a howler gem mine. Some of our best wok.

@DrewVento Biological fact

Imagine the smell

@BigBoris_2 Yes the air heats the oil up fast for frying

Been seeing a lot of air fryer posts lately. Do people put oil in them to fry stuff? Are you supposed to do that? Cause that sounds very wrong.

@hot_cocoa_girl Insane but I respect it, like tonging out the center of a Reese’s cup.

I order pho with no noodles because I refuse to eat a calorie that does not serve me.

@Delicious_Tacos Happy for you tacos

You think without some agitating deadline you can't work. Without a job she won't think you're a man. But it's not true. Bad things go away and your life simply improves. Suffering does not build character. An easy life builds character. You feel good enough to be kind. Suffering warps you into a hideous cheap man-goblin with no dick. I'm reading my old stuff. I was miserable and clenched. It was always gotta quit my job when can I quit my job. When will I get a girlfriend. And I'll say it again. Allegedly wise people kept telling me it's you. If things change you'll still be the source of your suffering. Things changed. They gave me what I wanted. I am no longer suffering.

@justalexoki I doubt the penalties matter if you just post good.

man i post like 30 times a day i have no idea how i keep blowing up. i don't think these kind of posts are actually true

@aidannonx All I ever wanted was to be wanted

Wow thanks for adding me to another group chat man when I grew up I said I want to be in a group chat Now look at me I’m in a bunch of group chats

@rkitchencels Much more wholesome then how I found out

@DrewVento 007: Troonraker.

I got an idea

@blacknredtext @shrek2fanboy Test subject

submission from @shrek2fanboy

@HowlingPervert Powerful

Anime girl feet. Heil Hitler. Send tweet.

@HowlingGlomgold Just got so horny I fainted on the freeway

@hot_cocoa_girl Rare cocoa girl L. Fat men can be jolly like Santa Clause, or John Candy. Fat women have grotesque proportions and kinda just become a sexless blob.

Fat men are so much grosser than fat women. Fat can go to nice places on a woman. Not the case with men.

@owenbroadcast They learn at a very young age to commit to a bit.

a parenting thing i was unprepared for is kids doing things that are both catastrophic and funny. kid hides my shoes, then forgets where they are. horrific. i say, “stop”, but to her, its hilarious. too young to reason with. i am just terrorized by a tiny cackling flesh dumping.

The town crier today: “She left me! The stupid bitch took the kids and left! Fifteen years gone like a whisper on the wind!” He wipes the tears from his eyes, the snot off his lip. “Four for three special on horseshoes at Dave the blacksmith’s!”

@Babygravy9 @AntholKinasneed You’d think just being Chinese would enough.

Oh my God, I can’t stop laughing at this.

@sigilante @owenbroadcast I consider that high praise my friend.

@HowlingTemplar @owenbroadcast sounds like an 80s one hit wonder banger tbh

average library experience: hey, looking for a book about a bear for my daughter, she’s 2. “we have narcan”. uh no just need a book about a bear. “we have a book about depression”. anything with a bear. “stinky toilet monster?” any bear. “uhh well heres bears first depression”