Thee Magnificent Bastard ™

If your Twitter bio includes, “I am a Jesus freak…”, I am not the person you want to follow. Don’t do it to yourself.

@enoonmai11 @JebraFaushay Bitch, they work in a STORE. You ok?

@JebraFaushay She came in acting all ghetto, why would they help her?

The employees at Chanel/Saks Fifth Avenue in NYC treated her poorly, so she returned, much like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, to shame them for their disrespect. I added this goddess to the video so you could see who was speaking.

@MoonbeamBoxer @JebraFaushay Chanel isn’t sold at Wawa.

@JebraFaushay I don't care if the gorilla is filthy rich, I just don't want any gorillas in my store.

@stoppfeenin Meanwhile, he looks like a thumb. He can stay over there. We’re good.

This is why Black gays need to stay off Grindr 🫩

@trumps_kitten @WildMediaOnly Alimony, much like child support, cannot be discharged by declaring bankruptcy. At best, he can look to have it reduced by a bankruptcy, not wiped away completely.

@WildMediaOnly Isn’t she a lesbian?? Btw, I heard her husband Simon is filing bankruptcy so Porsha won’t be getting any money after all

After divorcing 15 months into the marriage, Multimillionaire Simon Guobadia says he regrets marrying Porsha Williams. He stated he is required to pay $40,000 per month and said he believed he was targeted financially. 💸👀

@AnthonyTrackII @itsbhavuk Found the racist piece of shit.👆🏾👆🏾

@itsbhavuk Back to India bye bye 👋

Still can't believe that this is actually happening.

@peace_igho He’s *71*. That’s what happened to him. Let’s see how you’re holding up *if* you live to be the age he is now.

What happened to Denzel Washington?? 🥺

@GANGLANDDOMO @notcapnamerica Yup. hopcroftfuneraldirectors.com/obituaries/kel…

@notcapnamerica Just googled her she died in 2017

In a classic Judge Judy case — woman gets dragged for filth after running an eBay scam 💰

@notcapnamerica Kelli’s d€ad now. Ooooops. 🤷🏾‍♂️ hopcroftfuneraldirectors.com/obituaries/kel…

There’s one thing that can happen that would make this Black History Month extraordinary.

@charmbracelet20 @kewchiy Shush. You’re no prize, ma’am.

@kewchiy and hes still ugly

rhinoplasty, buccal fat removal, facial fat grafting, chin reconstruction + implant, jaw reconstruction, veneers, gum reconstruction, a belly button tightening and his fans say it was just weight loss 😭

@Janeanon13 @kewchiy It’s no loss. He has no idea you exist. Weirdo.

@kewchiy Am I the only person who thinks he’s not at all attractive?

@TheQuietOneCan @CBJumaCB @B1TuckerCarlson Bitch, shut up. Fetal alcohol syndrome looking ass.

@CBJumaCB @B1TuckerCarlson yes yes very beta and cuckish to be scared of an old feeble man. 🤣 its expected of you all to act this way.

The liberals are getting fed up with MAGA 🥊 😂

@BPolasik78102 @B1TuckerCarlson Girl, please. Typical keyboard warrior. 😂

@B1TuckerCarlson Try that with me lol

@cupid_now @izthisJudah Keep your hands to yourself. Because if you touch me, your gender doesn’t matter. Equals rights gets equal lefts. 👏🏾👏🏾

@izthisJudah She’s still a woman tho, there could’ve been better ways to solve this💀

Woman Assaults a Minor Then Starts Crying When He Hits Her Back

@y2kpopart Words still have meaning.

Kelly Osbourne stuns in new pictures ✨

@S0ft_Whispers @KeruboSk If he was a serious person, he would have confirmed LAST NIGHT. Not the day of. If your intentions aren’t good, leave people the fuck alone. It’s not all that hard.

@KeruboSk Too early. You posted this at 9:30 am, and your date is for 5 pm. If he doesn't reach out with a confirmation and venue by 3 p.m., then I think you can cancel. If there is no valid explanation, then I think you can block him forever. This life is not difficult.

I texted this guy this morning at 8:03am. We’re supposed to have a first date today evening at 5pm, yet there’s been no confirmation, no time, no place, just unanswered messages and too much room for overthinking. I know I already reached out. And I also know I don’t want to chase clarity from someone who isn’t offering it freely. Still, it’s hard not to feel unsettled when you’ve made space in your day for someone and they haven’t met you halfway. I guess I’m just venting, sitting in that awkward in between where you’re trying to be understanding without abandoning your own needs. I want to be patient, but also want effort. At this point, is it fair to assume the date is cancelled?

@TrulyyRaee @rahsh33m I know the inside of your head whistles when it’s windy outside. Whew! 😂

@IamRomanWatson @rahsh33m bc i’m not going to let my autistic child terrorize a house i pay for and cause me fear?

Bless all of their hearts

@BigVicSA @Soulful1865 Ask the GOP. Or…simply go back to sleep.

@Soulful1865 If America's wealth was obtained on the backs of slaves, why are the old slave states generally poorer than the states who never had slaves?

LET THE UNCUT 🇺🇸 TRUTH BE TOLD....Shame the Devil.

@westcoastrighty @Soulful1865 No one said you were to blame but to act as if you haven’t benefitted from systems built to exclude Black and brown people is intellectually dishonest.

@Soulful1865 Some white people did some bad stuff to some other people 200 years ago and somehow I'm to blame because I'm also a white person and I owe something to other people because they share the same skin color as the victims 200 years ago? What?

@JasonBergen12 @Soulful1865 Black Americans fought in wars…and then were excluded from GI bills. White men were not. Try again.

@Soulful1865 Yea but they fought in the war for America for the land they got from the homestead act so…. 🤷🏼‍♂️