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@SoVeryBritish I walked past a pillar in our open plan office and spotted a piece of tape at eye level. Looked closer, it was a pube stuck to the pillar Our Deputy MD was a really funny Aussie guy and thankfully we all had the same sense of humour.

What’s the most anti-social thing someone’s ever done in an office where you’ve worked? I worked somewhere where a bloke microwaved some kippers (of all the fish!). Had to open all the windows for days and dispose of the microwave as it made everything taste of fish.

@Pepperpottys @SoVeryBritish Dealing with BT for 15 years, I had two phones on my desk. My normal phone and my 'BT' phone. They would keep you in queues for so long my colleagues had to live with hours of crappy BT hold music on loudspeaker whilst I got on with work on my other phone. Sorry!

@SoVeryBritish I used to work with someone who would make every single call on speaker phone and would only pick up their phone when the other person answered. It was annoying as hell having to listen to the phone constantly ringing on loud speaker.

@LeeNoble20 @SoVeryBritish To be fair, i wouldn't venture in the men's even to steal loo roll, they are grimmer than grim.

@SoVeryBritish One guy was caught eating his lunch in a toilet cubicle. The women's toilets.

@SoVeryBritish Scone, cream, jam.

Write a sad British story in three words. I’ll go first… Empty biscuit tin.

@FuraPauta @SoVeryBritish Any cricket match 😂

@SoVeryBritish rainy cricket match.

@SoVeryBritish The Queen died.

@SoVeryBritish Warm toilet seat.

@Paulwiltshire @sainsburys Just managed to place my order via the app on the second attempt....

@IelMuir @sainsburys Now tried on three different devices, so please update us asap

@sainsburys do you know how long your online payment service is going to be down, please?

@jcurtisart @sainsburys Just managed to place mine via the app on the second attempt.....

@IelMuir @sainsburys I have the same problem, tried phone and desktop

@sainsburys will the grocery online payment system be back online soon? Trying to checkout to secure slot but it won't let me pay....

@jcurtisart @sainsburys See @sainsburys I'm getting more sure by the tweet that it's not me, it's you.

@sainsburys Sent

@IelMuir Please pop me over a DM musing the link below with your full name, address and email? I'll look into this. Tiff twitter.com/messages/compo…

@sainsburys I've sent it, not sure I've done it correctly...

@IelMuir Could you use the link below to DM us your full name, full address and email? Could you also tell me which operating system, browser and device you're using? I'll look into this for you. Thanks, Hamdi twitter.com/messages/compo…

@sainsburys @Paulwiltshire I've tried a second device. Paul has tried 3 devices.

@IelMuir @Paulwiltshire I understand it's frustrating. If you can try a different device as well. Could you also send over a screenshot using the link below to show me what you're seeing? If none of these options work, let me know I'll forward this to our Tech team for you. Thanks, Hamdi twitter.com/messages/compo…

@sainsburys @Paulwiltshire

@sainsburys @Paulwiltshire has the same issue, three devices tried too....

@IelMuir Thanks, we have no known reported issues on our end. Could you try using another device? Tiff

@Paulwiltshire @sainsburys I've tried two devices, cleared cache and cookies and incognito browser. No luck.

@sainsburys Tried a second device, cleared cache and cookies, and used incognito browser to no avail. Another user here reports the same issue so i definitely think it's a 'you' problem, maybe just starting though.

@sainsburys @Paulwiltshire Tried clearing cookies and cache. Will look for incognito browser - although why would that be necessary?

@IelMuir @Paulwiltshire Hi there, really sorry you're having trouble checking out. Have you tried to clear cookies and cache from your browser as well as using an incognito browser? Thanks, Hamdi

@sainsburys Same error still, I'm afraid.