Robert Lovelace

@ashleypaddila Just a few Republicans who have hosted or been on SNL. Donald Trump. Elon Musk. Nikki Haley. Dan Crenshaw. Sarah Palin. John McCain. Steve Forbes. Gerald Ford. Rudy Giuliani. Mike Huckabee. Bob Dole. George Bush. Chris Christie. Ron Nessen (Ford’s press secretary). George Shultz.

I doubt SNL would invite Republicans just like that

@jakepaul Fake American? Like an American rooting for a Dutch speed skater?

Purposefully turning off the halftime show Let’s rally together and show big corporations they can’t just do whatever they want without consequences (which equals viewership for them) You are their benefit. Realize you have power. Turn off this halftime. A fake American citizen performing who publicly hates America. I cannot support that.

@CirrocL Good to see you back in the fold, amigo. 🖖🏼

Thank you Starfleet Academy for honoring the legacy of Captain Benjamin Sisko. Avery Brooks will always be my hero! Thank you to everyone who made this moment happen… especially Tawny Newsome❤️ This is for all the fans who have watched and loved Deep Space 9 over the years…

@emilyaustin That’s one of the great things about America. You can be an absolute nobody, and still act like a flaming cunt.

Live reaction to Billie Eilish going on a “Fuck ICE” rant 🤮 Painful to listen to.

@FlWomanMAGA @robertjeffress @JackPosobiec @FLOTUS @POTUS Are they praying for the underage girls Donald Trump raped?

@robertjeffress @JackPosobiec @FLOTUS @POTUS That’s a beautiful prayer team! Amen and God bless! 🇺🇸❤️

Some of our “church ladies” at the new movie MELANIA that includes my prayer for the President and First Lady! @FLOTUS @POTUS

@RobSchneider @PamBondi Rob gonna shill for Tears of She Left.

When will @PamBondi arrest someone?

@MaxMillerOH @clevelanddotcom

If you think local media is any less biased than national media, you are mistaken. Instead of reporting the incredible news that fentanyl deaths are dropping like a rock, @clevelanddotcom criticizes me in a misleading anti-ICE story. Do you think it is a coincidence that this comes the day after ICE Deputy Director Madison Sheahan announces her congressional run for OH-09? Doubtful. News outlets should inform, not inflame.

@SenFettermanPA That stroke made you retarded and you need to resign.

I believe Greenland has massive strategic benefits for the United States. I do not support taking it by force. America is not a bully. Ideally, we purchase it—similar to our purchases of Alaska or the Louisiana Purchase. Acquiring Greenland is a many decades old conversation.

@EricRWeinstein Trump posted an AI video of him dumping shit on people from a jet plane. Where was the clutching of pearls then?

This is what pure Evil looks like from an institution. There are no words. Governor.

@rockhall Add Mercury on vocals

If you had to assemble an all-inductee supergroup, who would you include?

@TheCalvinCooli1 That would be a shame. If the Miracle Mile Shopping Center in Chicago actually existed. It does not. It’s not a thing.

🚨New: President Trump says the Miracle Mile Shopping Center in Chicago has a 28% vacancy and is ready to call it quits unless something happens soon with the crime in Chicago

@redditstatus There it is. Yeah, things are, to use the technical term, all jacked up. At least on the app.

Investigating: We are aware that users are seeing increased error rates when browsing reddit and are currently investigating. stspg.io/dl9yk35p9fxt?u…

@yrnational Nah, you’re just angry cause you got caught. These texts were over a seven month period. You did nothing to stop it.

We are appalled by the vile and inexcusable language revealed in the Politico article published today. Such behavior is disgraceful, unbecoming of any Republican, and stands in direct opposition to the values our movement represents. Those involved must immediately resign from all positions within their state and local Young Republican organizations. We must hold ourselves to the highest standards of integrity, respect, and professionalism. - Board of Directors

@JennyJohnsonHi5 We just gonna ignore the Kay Corleone character arc in Godfather 1 & 2?

In honor of the amazing Diane Keaton (RIP), I will be watching one of her films for MOVIE WATCHING DAY. Vote!

@EndWokeness Oh no! A man wearing a dress!

This is who was just picked to lead the 2026 Super Bowl halftime show

@CristinaOnChain @Cobratate I think you meant bored meeting

@Cobratate Only Tate can make a lecture on ‘fun’ look like a mafia board meeting.

Andrew Tate on "Fun"

We'll provide the tortillas.

Mets lose 8th straight. Destiny now out of their control.

@IntegralAnswers @morgfair “Hundreds of times over the DNA limit”. That’s just extra spiciness. 🤤

1/ So, a new paper is being touted as proof that mRNA COVID vaccines are “contaminated” with DNA. Let’s walk through what it actually found, what it didn’t, and why its conclusions don’t hold up. 🧵

I just aired an @AlyssaMGoard package on Robotaxis in my show and it made my damn day!!!