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miami girls who “don’t really do this anymore” 15 minutes after a bag appears

@Vandelay_Ind__ you sound like a blast at parties

@IronChestCap Making up fake stories about being a dick to interns makes you look so cool and totally not like an absolute loser bro

Day 1 for the intern is officially in the books. Net contribution was negative after she returned with a cappuccino when I very clearly requested a black americano. Were she not a hot Asian woman, HR would already be involved. Cautiously optimistic for Day 2.

@marcusauroneous @SterlingWest this happens to clear

@IronChestCap @SterlingWest The more Asians the better, so some say

The investment committee was split on whether we needed one hot Asian intern or two. After extensive due diligence, we landed on two.

@marcusauroneous @SterlingWest should we hire another?

@SterlingWest @IronChestCap Best things come in threes. Especially Asians

@slapshotcapital holy fuck this is the saddest shit i’ve ever seen.

Do you think she fucks with 24 year old unemployed brown dudes who are good at math and love cashmere sweaters and house music ?

@miamimanmemedia why do i still love both

Miami Beach is a tale of two Britneys.

@Polymarket nope. trump said the war was over, sorry iran.

JUST IN: Iranian military declares the Strait of Hormuz is now closed for all vessels.

@Tsunehme @Polymarket this id def bill gate’s burner

@IronChestCap @Polymarket All the prostitutes that Gates met with were well of age, where are you getting that information from? Is this new information? I haven't seen anything of that sort.

JUST IN: Bill Gates tells Congress that Jeffrey Epstein discovered he had affairs during his marriage & tried to leverage it against him.

@Tsunehme @Polymarket i just joke

@MurrayHillGuy1 generational nonetheless. now would i? no. but if she can fight for our country then this man can repost the most pure natural talent since LeBron came out of high school.

@IronChestCap She’s 18 brickell guy…

My married friend has had this on his reposts thing on Instagram for a few days now No one has told him Surely the wife won’t be upset?

@luxebarbie_ your name must be welch cause you a fruit snack

Just had Welch’s fruit snacks

@jimcramer inverse cramer using his powers for evil to scoop up a greater allocation. you devious boy

Hoping that everyone gets cut back in their SpaceX allocations!

Day 2 objectives: -Correct coffee order -Avoid HR escalation -Continue being hot

@PeterSchiff not seeing the words “gold” or “bitcoin” once so not really sure how to process this information

Since Trump already declared the greatest victory in the history of war, politically there isn't much to gain from actually winning. If the war ends Trump loses his scapegoat. Trump wants to keep pretending the economy would be great but for the war he had no choice but to start.

@OfficialJoelF Miami developers somehow found a way to build a penthouse-only building

Cipriani Residences Miami 👑 Per the floor count labels, they’re starting level 82

@jimcramer @NYSE @kenanthompson omg the spurs are gonna tie the series 2-2.

You never know who you’ll run into at the @NYSE! @kenanthompson

@tinistinii gotta let kodak slide in versatile 2

my type of love song

@EvaLovesDesign @luxebarbie_ stop subtweeting me thru rts @luxebarbie_

I believe it 🕊️👑🦢✨

@Polymarket the reflecting pool is so beautiful it temporarily cured Stephen King’s urge to tweet

NEW: Stephen King praises the newly renovated Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool, calling it “very beautiful.”