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@AgudaKay @razorblade300 A Nigerian commenting on Belgium things. 🤦🏽‍♂️ Sorry, they don't need drugs.

“My family comes first before my loyalty to my country. Every husband should understand this.”—Jeremy Doku Do you think he still deserves to be in the Belgium🇧🇪 team?

@chiking_blaqy @WorldCupEra Original post is in English. You respond with jibirish.

@WorldCupEra What kind of a joke is this? Stop that rubbish oo If na play make you stop am abeg ☹️

Breaking 🚨🚨: Lionel Messi fell down in training earlier today and was taken to the hospital and was discovered to have a disease known as THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME.

@kintatobi Messi dribbles and scores 😂🤣

@OGPatsShowYo @Y1D0S @HistoryWJacob I could "circle" but it's an egg 🏈🤣😂

@Itcouldbeus02 @Y1D0S @HistoryWJacob Can you circle the part of my tweet where I claim the super bowl is more popular in South africa

Okay, since you asked, here’s my American opinion. Soccer will never be as popular in America as football for 3 reasons: 1. The Fake Injuries Players are incentivized to flop because the other team is more likely to get a penalty. In football, it is the opposite. If a player has a real injury, play toughs it out and plays through it, it is seen as heroic. Americans like toughness and grit. 2. Chance Goals Many goals are scored by chance as opposed to skill. The chaos at the net when the ball is near is remarkable. Defenders blocking the goalie’s line of sight. The ball bouncing and ricocheting off of random body parts often determines if the ball goes in the net or out of bounds. In football, there are some elements of chance, but because players are allowed to use their hands, the points are primarily scored based on skill. Less is left to chance. Americans like control. 3. Low Scoring In football, it is still challenging to score, but it happens much more often. Also, every play has a chance for gratification and excitement: a first down, a big catch, a big hit, a sack, an interception, etc American like constant excitement.

@CorrayaLeo @kintatobi 🤣 you finished him

@kintatobi Yeah, he only scored three goals without even having to dribble anyone. Messi is so finished.

@DavidAlGregory @Gbemiga__A

@Gbemiga__A The World’s Biggest Waste of Grass… Soccer. Real football is played with one of these 🏈

Worst thing about this World Cup is hearing football opinions from Americans

@HB2552876 @Gbemiga__A Played with hands... Gaylords 😂🤣

@Gbemiga__A It’s pronounced soccer

@HistoryWJacob 🤣😂

@JWier60370 @xxxxbresxxxx @Y1D0S @HistoryWJacob Nobody watches your "foot 🏈" 🤣😂

@xxxxbresxxxx @Y1D0S @HistoryWJacob 1. Audience for the final match in 2022 was 1.5b. 2. Doesn't make a HUGE difference but why use worldwide numbers for the world cup, but only the American viewership numbers for the super bowl? World-Wide viewership for the Super Bowl is closer to 200m.

@OGPatsShowYo @Y1D0S @HistoryWJacob Popular where? Not in South Africa. 😂🤣

@Y1D0S @HistoryWJacob Can you circle the part of the original tweet that says the super bowl is more popular

@JennieHattingh @Mphow_N @cb_doge Who's going to take care of the maintenance? • ensure constant power, given our loadshedding? • cleaning the entire device? • ensure there's always clear los? • failed OTA upgrades? • replacement of faulty devices? And so on.

@Mphow_N @cb_doge Elon is willing to donate Starlink to schools in rural areas. It would change their lives, most of them have no idea how the world has changed. True leaders put the people before themselves. There is so much untapped talent in rural areas. Starlink will change that.

Millions across Africa are benefiting from Starlink, but South Africa is blocking it with its race-based laws. • 13.3 million South Africans remain offline • Only 17.4% of households have fixed internet at home • In rural areas, that falls to just 2.7% Starlink is already operating in more than 22 African countries. • Many African markets are recording Starlink speeds above 100 Mbps • Tens of thousands of African homes and businesses are already connected • Rural clinics are using Starlink for remote medical consultations • Zimbabwe: 67,057 Starlink subscribers (17x growth in 16 months). Starlink delivers 5–9x faster speeds than local providers across the region • Botswana: Average median speed of 106 Mbps • Eswatini: Average median speed of 121 Mbps • Lesotho: Starlink now used in 25+ police stations and disaster response teams South African farmers and rural communities are asking the government to approve Starlink. In many remote areas, people still have no reliable internet and must travel long distances just to get connected. By blocking Starlink, the government is hurting the same people it is supposed to help.

@skelly_za @Ndlmia Your condom size 🤣😂

@Ndlmia Stay poor and stupid wena sfebe

@RealKoenaza @athenkosi591 Lies

@athenkosi591 I don’t trust him

🔴 BREAKING NEWS 🚨🚨 Lord Herman Mashaba has changed his tune when it comes to illegal foreigners, this comes after Jacinta Ngobese wrong Zuma broke his heart and Joined MKP, after she promised to join ActionSA 😭😭

@mnyandu_sindi @CICsideChick Stokvel party is dead

@CICsideChick We're here in numbers and we can't wait to re-dismantle ANC, again, now from 40% to 25%. Destroy EFF yet again, from 7% to 2%.

Jacob Zuma and MKP belong in a Museum not Ballot paper. 🤞

@Am_Blujay He said the thief is trying to steal the millions they brought into the party. 😂🤣

So basically they are just saying the dismissal was unfair and they aren’t going anywhere , and people are trying to hijack MKP

@Maqabaqaba @NhlamuloNdhlela @shabarax Has there ever been such?

@NhlamuloNdhlela @shabarax Why must you break the silence after being expelled? Why were you quiet when you were eating?

It’s time to break the silence…..

@MserchoSechaba @NhlamuloNdhlela 😂🤣

My brother word od advice cancel whatever u are planning it is called political suicide, go home have couple of beers read Sun Tzus art of war book and Macchavielles the Prince ,don't act while u are angry u will regret it is understand how u feel after what u are planning today no 1 will ever work or trust u play ur cards right boi

@realDonaldTrump What happened here?

POLL: ICE has been abused by the Fake News Media at levels never seen before. They are Great Patriots who work hard, and do a fantastic job in a very hostile environment. Much of this hostility is caused by the Dumocrats and the Fake News. The concept I have had for quite some time — A strong feeling that the name of these Patriots, “ICE,” should be changed to, “NICE,” in that it will totally discombobulate Crooked, Dishonest, and Unpatriotic Reporters and Journalists. For them to say, “We went to a NICE Facility today,” as opposed to “ICE” or, “NICE Agents have deported a Violent Drug Dealer,” they won’t be able to handle it, they will go totally crazy! All it means is adding an “N” (“National”) to “ICE (“Immigration and Customs Enforcement”) — A much more prestigious name. Everyone loves it, but I have been told by the legendary Tom Homan that the Agents do not love it as much as the other population. Who thinks that we should add an “N” to change the name of “ICE” to “NICE?”   Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT

@Scocolito_Berry @soflyhovaL @AfricaFirsts @CeeyaNhlapo Let me follow you 🤣😂. 🙆🏽‍♂️

@soflyhovaL @AfricaFirsts @CeeyaNhlapo First world countries, not shit holes🇳🇬🇬🇭. 🤷🏽‍♂️

The Bokke of South Africa 🇿🇦 is the only country in the entire world to have won the Rugby World Cup four times 🏉. No one plays rugby better than the Springboks. #Springboks

@Scocolito_Berry @soflyhovaL @AfricaFirsts @CeeyaNhlapo 🤣😂