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@FabrizioRomano No money for Rashford though eh

🚨🔵🔴 Total agreement reached between Anthony Gordon and Barcelona on personal terms. Barcelona are in direct, official talks with Newcastle to close the deal club-to-club. Barça want to get the deal done quickly to anticipate PL clubs and Bayern, still active behind scenes.

@JohnTheHelmet To be fair, that’s been all over my timeline 🤣

Finally some sensible analysis. Player handles the ball in the box and people are raging that a penalty was given 🤷‍♂️😂 Haven't seen the same fury about 'cheating' and 'corruption' to allow Uniteds goal to stand yesterday after Mbuemo caught the ball?

@drumpfisinsane @Boro A player taking PEDs influences only one individual. The “spying” benefits the full team. So throw all the players out/team. Make sense?

If a player is found to have taken performance enhancing drugs before a semifinal and his team wins through to the final does his team get chucked out or does he get banned? I’m sure the rules say the latter so how is this any different? An investigation will determine who put the kid up to spying and then an appropriate ban can be imposed.

A statement from the club.

@Carra23 He’s gone again 🎣 So aggressive Jamie. Breathe

Not a full u-turn but credit where it’s due to Casemiro for looking after himself properly, while playing for one of the biggest clubs in the world on 350k a week🤯 I’ll await your full u-turn on support for Infantino & his World Cup ticket prices 😅

@piersmorgan 🤣🤣🤣 yeah no teams ever managed to win the league and CL before. Well said, Piers….

We’re 4 games from becoming the greatest Arsenal side in history, confirming my claim we’re the greatest 25-man squad in football history, and establishing Arteta as the best manager on the planet…

@SamJDean @dannybarling1 So has the rest of the Arsenal squad?

@dannybarling1 It's not pertaining to the Premier League. FWA members are allowed to vote for any player in the English professional game

With respect to my colleagues in the football writing industry, I am stunned that Bruno Fernandes has been named FWA Footballer of the Year instead of Declan Rice. Rice has literally won more matches this season (35) than Fernandes has even played (34). telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@talkSPORT All well and good but you’re absolutely fucking shite this year 🤣

Dominik Szoboszlai showed the Premier League winners badge to Man United fans after the 3-2 defeat today... 👀🏆

“Have some of that bruv, you Scouse xxxx” probably…….😂 Not like you to make sure you were in the picture of someone else’s goal 😅 You now carry on this ritual by hanging around mixed zones bothering star players & asking your lackeys to film it!

🚨 Arne Slot on Šeško’s goal: “I think it's a touch on his hand. The curve on the ball changed so there must have been a contact”. “But it's NO surprise to anyone that if there is a VAR intervention then the decision goes against us. It's happened to us ALL season”.

Cheers Rick for the stats… will use DRS tomorrow after that info… 🤝

200/1 is a fucking disgraceful price. They’ll have the 2nd leg at 80/1 but no doubt “boost” it to 90/1, max bet 50p and anyone who wins off it has to provide a photograph of them doing a handstand whilst wearing the Stockport County 96/97 away kit before they can withdraw.

308mph 🤣🤣

@J1SYx @LFC_Tandy Ronaldo was 18 - 24 years old and won the Ballon D'or whilst Salah was playing for Al-Mokawloon and Basel at the same age. Hope that helps

Its not a debate. If you simply compare their time in the premier league, Salah clears him easily. But Ronaldo has so many nut lickers from United and Madrid that it makes it seem like people actually dont believe it. When in reality its just a bunch of forever 12 year old retards that think Ronaldo’s premier league career even touches Salah’s.

How is this even a debate ?

@ChairmanSelig @CFTC @SDNYnews 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’ve been crystal clear: anyone who engages in insider trading in any of our markets will face the full force of the law. Today, the @CFTC took parallel action with @SDNYnews to charge an individual with insider trading involving event contracts. The @CFTC won’t tolerate insider trading in our markets, and our Division of Enforcement will continue to vigilantly police our markets for any illegal actions. Read more ⬇️ cftc.gov/PressRoom/Pres…

@Abz3004 They got beat away at Barrow 🙃

Am i missing something here? Top of the league to win at 3/1🤔

@Coachjv_ If you were using logic you’d get out. Oh wait….

People keep asking me, YES, I am still holding WLFI. I dont make emotional investment decisions based on mud slinging online. If your financial strategy is making moves financially based on X posts, you will end up losing everything in the end. Have a plan, use logic, diversify, and make moves based on conviction, not emotion.

@RickShielsPGA Titleist or the Qi4D. The plastic top line on the Calloway 🤮

What is the best looking driver of 2026 in your opinion 🤔

I have three monitors on my desk. The left one shows the order book. The middle one shows Truth Social. The right one shows the investigation queue. On April 21st, the left screen moved first. I am a Senior Surveillance Analyst at a commodities exchange. I have held this position for nineteen years. My job is to monitor trading activity for suspicious patterns and generate compliance reports. I am employee of the quarter. I have a mug. At 19:54 GMT on April 21st, someone placed 4,260 sell orders on Brent crude futures. They did this during post-settlement. The window after the market closes when daily volume is typically in the dozens. Sometimes single digits. Sometimes I watch the screen and nothing happens for forty minutes and I think about whether my daughter is happy. On April 21st, someone placed $430 million in directional bets in 120 seconds during that window. One hundred and twenty seconds. I timed it on my watch because the system clock rounds to the nearest minute and I have found, in nineteen years, that precision matters to no one but me. At 20:10 GMT, the President posted on Truth Social that he was extending the Iran ceasefire. Brent dropped from $100.91 to $96.83. I flagged the trade. I flag a lot of trades. I want to tell you what happens to my flags. My flags go into a system called TRACE. Trade Review and Compliance Evaluation. I did not name it. The system generates a report. The report goes to a committee. The committee has a name I am not allowed to share but I can tell you it meets quarterly and the conference room has a credenza with bottled water that is sparkling because someone once put still water in the room and a managing director sent an email about it that was longer than most of my surveillance reports. The committee reviews my flags. The committee has reviewed all of my flags. Here is the complete record of actions taken on my flags in 2026: Reviewed. That's it. "Reviewed" is a status. In compliance, a status is the absence of an action that has been given a name so it looks like one. Let me show you my flags. March 9th. Someone bet millions on oil falling at 18:29 GMT. Forty-seven minutes later, a CBS reporter posted that the President said the Iran war was "very complete, pretty much." Oil dropped 25%. Forty-seven minutes. I flagged it. March 23rd. Someone sold 5,100 lots of Brent and WTI crude futures between 10:49 and 10:50 GMT. Fourteen minutes later, the President posted on Truth Social about a "COMPLETE AND TOTAL RESOLUTION" to hostilities. Oil dropped 11%. Over 13,000 contracts traded in sixty seconds after the post. Fourteen minutes. I flagged it. April 7th. Someone established a $950 million short position in oil futures at 19:45 GMT. Three hours later, the President declared a two-week ceasefire. Nine hundred and fifty million dollars. I flagged it. April 17th. Someone placed $760 million in bearish bets twenty minutes before Iran's foreign minister confirmed the Strait of Hormuz would reopen. Seven hundred and sixty million. I flagged it. April 21st. The $430 million. Fifteen minutes. I flagged it. That is $2.1 billion in directional oil bets in April alone. Every one of them landed on the correct side of a presidential announcement. Every one of them was placed in a window so narrow you could measure it in bathroom breaks. I flagged every single one. The CFTC chair told a Congressional committee that his organization has "zero tolerance" for fraud and insider trading. I wrote that quote on a Post-it note and stuck it to my right monitor. The one that shows the investigation queue. The investigation queue has not moved since March. Zero tolerance. Zero staff. Zero budget. Zero prosecutions under the STOCK Act since it was signed in 2012. Fourteen years. The law has existed for fourteen years and has been enforced zero times. In compliance, we call that a compliance rate of one hundred percent. No cases filed means no cases lost. You cannot fail an audit you never conduct. We call that excellence. Last month the White House sent an internal email to staff. I was not on the distribution list but I have read reporting on it and I need you to sit with what I am about to say. The email instructed White House staff not to use insider information to place bets on prediction markets. The White House had to send a memo telling its own employees not to insider-trade. I want you to read that sentence again. Not because the instruction was unclear. Because the instruction was necessary. Because someone in the building looked at the same pattern I have been flagging for months on my three monitors and decided the appropriate response was an email. The President's son sits on the advisory board of Kalshi. He is an investor in Polymarket. Both are prediction markets. Both saw accounts created days before U.S. military action. One account. I cannot stop thinking about this account. It was called "Burdensome-Mix." It was created in December. On January 2nd, it placed $32,500 on Venezuela's president being removed from power. On January 3rd, Maduro was seized by U.S. special forces. Burdensome-Mix collected $436,000. Then it changed its username. Then it disappeared. One account is a coincidence. But there were six. Six accounts were created on Polymarket in February. All bet on U.S. strikes on Iran by the 28th. When the President confirmed the strikes, the six accounts collected $1.2 million between them. Five of the six never placed another bet. The sixth went on to correctly predict the ceasefire date and made another $163,000. My surveillance system logged all of this. My system logs everything. My system does not have opinions and neither do I. I generate reports. The reports go to committees. The committees meet quarterly. Between meetings, the windows get shorter and the bets get larger. March 9th: 47 minutes. March 23rd: 14 minutes. April 17th: 20 minutes. April 21st: 15 minutes. The window is compressing. In March, you had time to make coffee between the trade and the announcement. By April, you had time to send a text. By summer, at this rate, the trade and the announcement will be the same event. The spokesman said any implication that administration officials are engaged in insider trading is "baseless and irresponsible reporting." Then the White House sent the email again. I have been in compliance for nineteen years. I have seen insider trading run out of strip mall offices by men who could not spell "derivative." I have seen pump-and-dump schemes coordinated over WhatsApp by people who used their real names. I have seen a man try to manipulate soybean futures from a Panera Bread. I have never seen $2.1 billion in perfectly timed trades across five presidential announcements in a single month go uninvestigated. But I have also never seen a compliance system work this beautifully. Every trade flagged. Every report filed. Every committee briefed. Every quarterly meeting attended. Bottled water: sparkling. Minutes: distributed. Zero prosecutions. As long as the flags go up and the cases don't, my performance review says I am meeting expectations. I am meeting expectations. The system is meeting expectations. The $2.1 billion is meeting expectations. The fourteen-year-old law with zero prosecutions is meeting expectations. The left screen moves. The middle screen moves. The right screen stays perfectly, immaculately still. In my field, we call this price discovery.

@Keir_Starmer Don’t pretend to support the flag one day a year you helmet

St George’s flag stands for unity over hatred and decency over division. Those are the values I will always fight for. Some try to hijack our flag to spread hate, I reject their plastic patriotism. mirror.co.uk/news/politics/…

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC They still think they’re on a champions league push? 🤣🤣😭😭

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea part company with head coach Liam Rosenior. #CFC wanted to give 41yo much longer but results dictated otherwise. FA Cup + CL push key factors. Calum McFarlane to take interim charge before permanent appointment in summer @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/72186…