Jonathan Parzivand

267 posts

Jonathan Parzivand

Jonathan Parzivand

@JParzz

Beigetreten Nisan 2011
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Teslaconomics
Teslaconomics@Teslaconomics·
So… Elon, is the next-gen Tesla Roadster still going to be unveiled in April? I know there are a lot of things going on in Tesla world, so may not be a top priority vs like the Cybercab, but thought I’d still ask for the people… Thanks!
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Another one bites the dust
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Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷
Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷@farzyness·
Dear @aelluswamy, I would like to be part of the first wave of FSD v14 on Cybertruck. Thank you for your consideration. Signed, Me PS: You're very handsome.
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Taylor Jones
Taylor Jones@MrJonesSTRs·
Wife is 38 weeks pregnant First baby could be here any day now Best tips for a first time dad to survive the first month with a newborn?
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StripMallGuy
StripMallGuy@realEstateTrent·
Hey, can I please have a little help with something? We’re launching the marketing for small office suites we just finished remodeling - and I want to be sure the first photos are the most attention grabbing. When you have moment, can you comment on which to lead with / not? 🙏
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Jonathan Parzivand
Jonathan Parzivand@JParzz·
@elonmusk @cybrtrkguy I have ~8k shares but when I came to Vote through E*Trade it was showing only ~4k of my shares counting towards my vote
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Sam Parr
Sam Parr@thesamparr·
Need a new king size mattress. All the review website's suck. Twitter, what's great?
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Meet Kevin
Meet Kevin@realMeetKevin·
Roast my Phenom 300e #jet takeoff! Always willing to learn and increase safety! (No autopilot until 1:45 with heavy radio comms, I’m PIC with pro SIC helping me learn and perfect). #pilot #flying #KCMA
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StripMallGuy
StripMallGuy@realEstateTrent·
Someone offers you $1 Billion with one condition: You have to move to a city at least 100 miles away from where you live now. Which city do you choose?
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Collin Rugg
Collin Rugg@CollinRugg·
30 years ago today on May 17, 1995, Army veteran Shawn Nelson managed to steal an M60A3 tank and go on a 6 mile rampage through San Diego, CA. Nelson was a local celebrity before the incident. He was known for mowing his lawn in the middle of the night and also dug a 20 foot pit in his backyard looking for gold. On the evening of May 17, 1995, Nelson drove his truck and parked at the local California Army National Guard armory. He then started breaking locks on the tanks before hopping inside the 60 ton tank. For the next 30 minutes, Nelson damaged bridges, fire hydrants, traffic lights, destroyed 40 cars, and left 5100 households with no electricity. Not a single person was injured. After becoming stuck, San Diego police climbed on top the tank, opened the hatch and shot and k*lled Nelson.
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Timothy J. Menefee
Timothy J. Menefee@TimothyJMenefee·
Wife says she wants a Tesla, I say the new Model Y is great and she replies I'm in. Lets go look at the colors and interior. She sits in a Model S and its over. Should we buy an Model S now or wait for refresh? In no hurry. @teslaownersSV @wholemars @SawyerMerritt
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Taylor Avakian
Taylor Avakian@TAYVAY_·
X, let's see if this thing works anymore. I have 25 active listings right now. If anyone buys these or brings a buyer, I will personally have you on my podcast ( No Vacancy) and pay a $10K bonus every $1M of sales volume. 125 E 104th St, Los Angeles, CA 90003 List Price = $1,195,000 PPU = $230,000 PPSF = $419.55 Cap Rate (current) = 7.40% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 11.32% GRM (current) = 9.32 GRM (pro forma) = 6.53 8715 Regina Ct (602 W 87th), Los Angeles, CA 90044 List Price = $1,175,000 PPU = $175,000 PPSF = $258.75 Cap Rate (current) = 6.02% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 9.45% GRM (current) = 9.65 GRM (pro forma) = 7.10 10611 S Central, Los Angeles, CA 90002 List Price = $3,100,000 PPU = $250,000 PPSF = $425.89 Cap Rate (current) = 7.04% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 10.72% GRM (current) = 9.83 GRM (pro forma) = 7.05 1152 W 88th St, Los Angeles, CA 90044 List Price = $2,200,000 PPU = $220,000 PPSF = $341.72 Cap Rate (current) = 7.00% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 8.61% GRM (current) = 9.64 GRM (pro forma) = 8.25 3205 Bartdon Ave, Inglewood, CA 90303 List Price = $1,800,000 PPU = $283,333 PPSF = $379.97 Cap Rate (current) = 6.18% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 9.94% GRM (current) = 11.07 GRM (pro forma) = 7.49 1010 E Anaheim St, Wilmington, CA 90744 List Price = $1,500,000 PPU = $187,500 PPSF = $366.21 Cap Rate (current) = 7.33% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 11.06% GRM (current) = 9.04 GRM (pro forma) = 6.49 5274-5278 Ithaca Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90032 List Price = $1,750,000 PPU = $194,444 PPSF = $321.75 Cap Rate (current) = 8.38% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 13.16% GRM (current) = 8.01 GRM (pro forma) = 5.66 200 W Slauson Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90003 List Price = $900,000 PPU = $150,000 PPSF = $228.00 Cap Rate (current) = 7.47% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 16.32% GRM (current) = 8.51 GRM (pro forma) = 4.64 10311 S Figueroa St, Los Angeles, CA 90003 List Price = $1,050,000 PPU = $210,000 PPSF = $433.17 Cap Rate (current) = 6.75% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 13.00% GRM (current) = 10.04 GRM (pro forma) = 5.92 9916 Beach St, Los Angeles, CA 90002 List Price = $995,000 PPU = $165,833 PPSF = $350.85 Cap Rate (current) = 6.93% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 14.58% GRM (current) = 9.53 GRM (pro forma) = 5.27 7317 Parmelee Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90001 List Price = $800,000 PPU = $160,000 PPSF = $677.97 Cap Rate (current) = 7.76% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 13.35% GRM (current) = 8.02 GRM (pro forma) = 5.36 250 E 81st St, Los Angeles, CA 90003 List Price = $800,000 PPU = $133,333 PPSF = $261.61 Cap Rate (current) = 7.29% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 9.18% GRM (current) = 7.84 GRM (pro forma) = 6.76 7408 Elsie St, Los Angeles, CA 90001 List Price = $900,000 PPU = $180,000 PPSF = $712.03 Cap Rate (current) = 6.71% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 9.16% GRM (current) = 9.27 GRM (pro forma) = 7.40 406 S Coronado St, Los Angeles, CA 90057 List Price = $2,495,000 PPU = $191,923 PPSF = $399.20 Cap Rate (current) = 6.31% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 10.23% GRM (current) = 10.39 GRM (pro forma) = 7.19 1439 N Curson Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90046 List Price = $5,850,000 PPU = $292,500 PPSF = $545.10 Cap Rate (current) = 5.82% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 6.75% GRM (current) = 12.54 GRM (pro forma) = 11.15 GIM = 11.98 2360 W Washington Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90018 List Price = $3,450,000 PPU = $172,500 PPSF = $306.39 Cap Rate (current) = 7.23% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 9.36% GRM (current) = 9.07 GRM (pro forma) = 7.49 6536 S Victoria Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90043 List Price = $1,900,000 PPU = $190,000 PPSF = $334.04 Cap Rate (current) = 7.11% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 11.67% GRM (current) = 9.17 GRM (pro forma) = 6.20 602-608 W 75th St, Los Angeles, CA 90044 List Price = $3,300,000 PPU = $194,118 PPSF = $295.91 Cap Rate (current) = 7.17% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 9.98% GRM (current) = 8.19 GRM (pro forma) = 6.53 7900 Avalon Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90003 List Price = $825,000 PPU = $206,250 PPSF = $380.71 Cap Rate (current) = 7.09% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 9.80% GRM (current) = 9.53 GRM (pro forma) = 7.41 559 Sunset Ave, Venice, CA 90291 List Price = $6,400,000 PPU = $457,143 PPSF = $600.88 Cap Rate (current) = 3.84% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 8.49% GRM (current) = 15.76 GRM (pro forma) = 8.73 2749 James M Wood Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90006 List Price = $1,100,000 PPU = $1,100,000 PPSF = $438.60 Cap Rate (current) = 3.36% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 5.91% GRM (current) = 23.19 GRM (pro forma) = 14.10 8441 S Main St, Los Angeles, CA 90003 List Price = $1,000,000 PPU = $166,667 PPSF = $339.21 Cap Rate (current) = 8.30% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 9.63% GRM (current) = 8.07 GRM (pro forma) = 7.08 4355 Avalon Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90011 List Price = $1,000,000 PPU = $166,667 PPSF = $312.50 Cap Rate (current) = 6.42% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 10.81% GRM (current) = 8.89 GRM (pro forma) = 6.12 1061 W 57th St, Los Angeles, CA 90037 List Price = $1,900,000 PPU = $158,333 PPSF = $271.54 Cap Rate (current) = 6.42% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 10.81% GRM (current) = 6.12 GRM (pro forma) = 8.89 886-894 E 43rd Pl, Los Angeles, CA 90011 List Price = $1,600,000 PPU = $228,571 PPSF = $245.85 Cap Rate (current) = 8.37% Cap Rate (pro forma) = 12.78% GRM (current) = 5.87 GRM (pro forma) = 8.41 Let me know if you want full details or marketing packages on any of them. **Legal Stuff** Lyon Stahl | Taylor Avakian – CA DRE Lic. #02060040 Information contained herein is deemed reliable, but not guaranteed. Prices, terms, and availability subject to change or withdrawal without notice. **Broker‑to‑Broker Bonus:** $10,000 paid through escrow for every $1,000,000 of closed purchase volume on the properties listed above. Offer is valid only to California‑licensed real‑estate brokers or salespersons who are the procuring cause of sale, is fully disclosed to all parties, and must appear in the purchase agreement and closing statement. No representation or warranty, express or implied, is made as to the accuracy or completeness of financial metrics (CAP, GRM, PPSF, PPU, etc.); prospective purchasers must conduct and rely on their own investigations. This post is not intended to solicit clients who are currently under contract with another broker. Equal Housing Opportunity. Podcast invitation subject to scheduling availability.
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Jonathan Parzivand
Jonathan Parzivand@JParzz·
Get an au-pair live in that watches cooks and cleans after your kids. They’re obligated to work 45 hours a week w 1.5 days off a week but most of them are willing to work overtime for a fair hourly rate specially if you’re willing to compensate them in cash. This combined with a cleaning lady for a full day once a week has seem to work well for us. Assuming we can cleanup after our own shit for about 15 mins every night before going to bed but after putting our kids dow. Both my wife and I work full time with with two kids under 2
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StripMallGuy
StripMallGuy@realEstateTrent·
Been chatting with my wife about an issue I want to solve, but am a bit stumped -- so thought I would ask the question here, and maybe get some ideas: We both work full-time, and have two young kids at home. Our nanny leaves at 5pm, and then I get home a bit after that. We play with the kids for about an hour (while my wife makes them dinner), have dinner, and then we each give one of them a bath, and help put them to bed. By then it's around 7pm, we're both completely exhausted. We would like nothing more than to enjoy some downtime the rest of the night after a long day, but the work is just beginning. The kitchen and dining areas are now a mess from dinner, the dishes need to be done, and food needs to be prepared for the kids for the next day. By the time all of it is done, it's after 9pm, we are beyond exhausted, and the day is essentially over. We have a cleaner that comes to the house twice a week, but of course wraps up well before 6pm. What do other people do to solve this issue? How do you win back your free time after the kids go do bed, without leaving a mess overnight and ensuring they have food ready for the next day?
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Meet Kevin
Meet Kevin@realMeetKevin·
It’s official; I passed my final test. 0 to jet pilot in <100 days. I can now legally fly this jet solo. (I’ll be duo with pro for a while for extra safety and learning, but I’m rated and 100% legal solo!)
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