Jonathan Parzivand
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Dear @aelluswamy,
I would like to be part of the first wave of FSD v14 on Cybertruck.
Thank you for your consideration.
Signed,
Me
PS: You're very handsome.
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@elonmusk @cybrtrkguy I have ~8k shares but when I came to
Vote through E*Trade it was showing only ~4k of my shares counting towards my vote
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I use Robinhood and Vanguard and can’t find where to vote on either platform.
I also have not received any communications re: this vote.
How are normies supposed to vote on this one without 1. Access or 2. Awareness?
Tesla@Tesla
Tesla shareholders: We need your vote! Our next chapter will help create a world we’ve only begun to imagine & put the world on a path towards sustainable abundance for all. To make this future a reality, we need your support. We are asking shareholders to vote with our Board’s recommendations on *all* proposals. You should now have received your control numbers that will enable you to vote. For instructions on how to vote, please refer to your proxy materials or visit votetesla.com
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How did this take longer to build when a supercluster was built in 19 days..
Any thoughts?
The Tesla Newswire@TeslaNewswire
Latest pic of the Tesla Diner, opening soon in Hollywood
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@realMeetKevin I’m based in KVNY let me know next time you’re there would love to meet you
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30 years ago today on May 17, 1995, Army veteran Shawn Nelson managed to steal an M60A3 tank and go on a 6 mile rampage through San Diego, CA.
Nelson was a local celebrity before the incident.
He was known for mowing his lawn in the middle of the night and also dug a 20 foot pit in his backyard looking for gold.
On the evening of May 17, 1995, Nelson drove his truck and parked at the local California Army National Guard armory.
He then started breaking locks on the tanks before hopping inside the 60 ton tank.
For the next 30 minutes, Nelson damaged bridges, fire hydrants, traffic lights, destroyed 40 cars, and left 5100 households with no electricity.
Not a single person was injured.
After becoming stuck, San Diego police climbed on top the tank, opened the hatch and shot and k*lled Nelson.
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@TimothyJMenefee @teslaownersSV @wholemars @SawyerMerritt Wait for the refresh get a model y in the intermin
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Wife says she wants a Tesla, I say the new Model Y is great and she replies I'm in. Lets go look at the colors and interior. She sits in a Model S and its over. Should we buy an Model S now or wait for refresh? In no hurry. @teslaownersSV @wholemars @SawyerMerritt
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X, let's see if this thing works anymore.
I have 25 active listings right now.
If anyone buys these or brings a buyer, I will personally have you on my podcast ( No Vacancy) and pay a $10K bonus every $1M of sales volume.
125 E 104th St, Los Angeles, CA 90003
List Price = $1,195,000
PPU = $230,000
PPSF = $419.55
Cap Rate (current) = 7.40%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 11.32%
GRM (current) = 9.32
GRM (pro forma) = 6.53
8715 Regina Ct (602 W 87th), Los Angeles, CA 90044
List Price = $1,175,000
PPU = $175,000
PPSF = $258.75
Cap Rate (current) = 6.02%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 9.45%
GRM (current) = 9.65
GRM (pro forma) = 7.10
10611 S Central, Los Angeles, CA 90002
List Price = $3,100,000
PPU = $250,000
PPSF = $425.89
Cap Rate (current) = 7.04%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 10.72%
GRM (current) = 9.83
GRM (pro forma) = 7.05
1152 W 88th St, Los Angeles, CA 90044
List Price = $2,200,000
PPU = $220,000
PPSF = $341.72
Cap Rate (current) = 7.00%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 8.61%
GRM (current) = 9.64
GRM (pro forma) = 8.25
3205 Bartdon Ave, Inglewood, CA 90303
List Price = $1,800,000
PPU = $283,333
PPSF = $379.97
Cap Rate (current) = 6.18%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 9.94%
GRM (current) = 11.07
GRM (pro forma) = 7.49
1010 E Anaheim St, Wilmington, CA 90744
List Price = $1,500,000
PPU = $187,500
PPSF = $366.21
Cap Rate (current) = 7.33%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 11.06%
GRM (current) = 9.04
GRM (pro forma) = 6.49
5274-5278 Ithaca Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90032
List Price = $1,750,000
PPU = $194,444
PPSF = $321.75
Cap Rate (current) = 8.38%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 13.16%
GRM (current) = 8.01
GRM (pro forma) = 5.66
200 W Slauson Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90003
List Price = $900,000
PPU = $150,000
PPSF = $228.00
Cap Rate (current) = 7.47%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 16.32%
GRM (current) = 8.51
GRM (pro forma) = 4.64
10311 S Figueroa St, Los Angeles, CA 90003
List Price = $1,050,000
PPU = $210,000
PPSF = $433.17
Cap Rate (current) = 6.75%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 13.00%
GRM (current) = 10.04
GRM (pro forma) = 5.92
9916 Beach St, Los Angeles, CA 90002
List Price = $995,000
PPU = $165,833
PPSF = $350.85
Cap Rate (current) = 6.93%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 14.58%
GRM (current) = 9.53
GRM (pro forma) = 5.27
7317 Parmelee Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90001
List Price = $800,000
PPU = $160,000
PPSF = $677.97
Cap Rate (current) = 7.76%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 13.35%
GRM (current) = 8.02
GRM (pro forma) = 5.36
250 E 81st St, Los Angeles, CA 90003
List Price = $800,000
PPU = $133,333
PPSF = $261.61
Cap Rate (current) = 7.29%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 9.18%
GRM (current) = 7.84
GRM (pro forma) = 6.76
7408 Elsie St, Los Angeles, CA 90001
List Price = $900,000
PPU = $180,000
PPSF = $712.03
Cap Rate (current) = 6.71%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 9.16%
GRM (current) = 9.27
GRM (pro forma) = 7.40
406 S Coronado St, Los Angeles, CA 90057
List Price = $2,495,000
PPU = $191,923
PPSF = $399.20
Cap Rate (current) = 6.31%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 10.23%
GRM (current) = 10.39
GRM (pro forma) = 7.19
1439 N Curson Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90046
List Price = $5,850,000
PPU = $292,500
PPSF = $545.10
Cap Rate (current) = 5.82%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 6.75%
GRM (current) = 12.54
GRM (pro forma) = 11.15
GIM = 11.98
2360 W Washington Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90018
List Price = $3,450,000
PPU = $172,500
PPSF = $306.39
Cap Rate (current) = 7.23%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 9.36%
GRM (current) = 9.07
GRM (pro forma) = 7.49
6536 S Victoria Ave, Los Angeles, CA 90043
List Price = $1,900,000
PPU = $190,000
PPSF = $334.04
Cap Rate (current) = 7.11%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 11.67%
GRM (current) = 9.17
GRM (pro forma) = 6.20
602-608 W 75th St, Los Angeles, CA 90044
List Price = $3,300,000
PPU = $194,118
PPSF = $295.91
Cap Rate (current) = 7.17%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 9.98%
GRM (current) = 8.19
GRM (pro forma) = 6.53
7900 Avalon Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90003
List Price = $825,000
PPU = $206,250
PPSF = $380.71
Cap Rate (current) = 7.09%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 9.80%
GRM (current) = 9.53
GRM (pro forma) = 7.41
559 Sunset Ave, Venice, CA 90291
List Price = $6,400,000
PPU = $457,143
PPSF = $600.88
Cap Rate (current) = 3.84%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 8.49%
GRM (current) = 15.76
GRM (pro forma) = 8.73
2749 James M Wood Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90006
List Price = $1,100,000
PPU = $1,100,000
PPSF = $438.60
Cap Rate (current) = 3.36%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 5.91%
GRM (current) = 23.19
GRM (pro forma) = 14.10
8441 S Main St, Los Angeles, CA 90003
List Price = $1,000,000
PPU = $166,667
PPSF = $339.21
Cap Rate (current) = 8.30%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 9.63%
GRM (current) = 8.07
GRM (pro forma) = 7.08
4355 Avalon Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90011
List Price = $1,000,000
PPU = $166,667
PPSF = $312.50
Cap Rate (current) = 6.42%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 10.81%
GRM (current) = 8.89
GRM (pro forma) = 6.12
1061 W 57th St, Los Angeles, CA 90037
List Price = $1,900,000
PPU = $158,333
PPSF = $271.54
Cap Rate (current) = 6.42%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 10.81%
GRM (current) = 6.12
GRM (pro forma) = 8.89
886-894 E 43rd Pl, Los Angeles, CA 90011
List Price = $1,600,000
PPU = $228,571
PPSF = $245.85
Cap Rate (current) = 8.37%
Cap Rate (pro forma) = 12.78%
GRM (current) = 5.87
GRM (pro forma) = 8.41
Let me know if you want full details or marketing packages on any of them.
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**Broker‑to‑Broker Bonus:** $10,000 paid through escrow for every $1,000,000 of closed purchase volume on the properties listed above. Offer is valid only to California‑licensed real‑estate brokers or salespersons who are the procuring cause of sale, is fully disclosed to all parties, and must appear in the purchase agreement and closing statement.
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Get an au-pair live in that watches cooks and cleans after your kids. They’re obligated to work 45 hours a week w 1.5 days off a week but most of them are willing to work overtime for a fair hourly rate specially if you’re willing to compensate them in cash. This combined with a cleaning lady for a full day once a week has seem to work well for us. Assuming we can cleanup after our own shit for about 15 mins every night before going to bed but after putting our kids dow. Both my wife and I work full time with with two kids under 2
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Been chatting with my wife about an issue I want to solve, but am a bit stumped -- so thought I would ask the question here, and maybe get some ideas:
We both work full-time, and have two young kids at home.
Our nanny leaves at 5pm, and then I get home a bit after that. We play with the kids for about an hour (while my wife makes them dinner), have dinner, and then we each give one of them a bath, and help put them to bed.
By then it's around 7pm, we're both completely exhausted. We would like nothing more than to enjoy some downtime the rest of the night after a long day, but the work is just beginning.
The kitchen and dining areas are now a mess from dinner, the dishes need to be done, and food needs to be prepared for the kids for the next day.
By the time all of it is done, it's after 9pm, we are beyond exhausted, and the day is essentially over.
We have a cleaner that comes to the house twice a week, but of course wraps up well before 6pm.
What do other people do to solve this issue?
How do you win back your free time after the kids go do bed, without leaving a mess overnight and ensuring they have food ready for the next day?
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Jonathan Parzivand retweetet

Definitely not, as they are murderous thugs. This is so crazy!
Mike Lee@BasedMikeLee
Is there a good reason to keep Tren de Aragua in the U.S.? I can’t think of one
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