Jacqui Merriel

@Brocklesnitch Decomposition books! $20ish so expensive for a notebook but they're the best

now she’s hunting for a notebook that doesn’t cost 80 dollars but is up to her standards

My girlfriend

I live in one of Sydney's most connected suburbs, bus, train & light rail all on my doorstop. Yet I had to catch a bus and two trains to my job in Mascot this morning - in mascot! 20 minutes away. #sydneytransport

@Tahls It was MAGIC

Idk if you’ve ever really lived until you hear thousands of people singing to Famous Last Words #mychemicalromance

@CottoneeSocks Oh my gooood that catz game just unlocked a core memory 🥹

Four obscure games I played as a child that had an absolute chokehold on me. The calm before the chaos of discovering Sims 2 ✨🤭

@Tahls Ms G's or Queen Chow!

I'm looking to book somewhere in Sydney for a birthday dinner with the vibe of Chin Chin but not Chin Chin, does anyone have any recs? xoxo

@AndrewPStreet Boourns & everything's coming up Milhouse (once to a very confused doctor 😂)

Important conversation you should immediately stop work to address: what out-of-context Simpsons quote do you deploy with the most cavalier disregard? For me, it remains a tie between "you better run, egg!" and "one with an *untwistable* stomach".

@missrobinson It's also not even new? We had grandfriends day when I was in primary school in the early 2000s!

Imagine being so obsessed with made-up culture wars you think that Grandfriends Day is part of a woke trans agenda and not just a nice way to include kids in school events who don’t have grandparents to invite

There remains no greater joy for elder emos than doing very corporate work (read: designing a major budget presentation) while jamming to MCR

@caitecassidy Thankfully no or I think I'd be even more weirded out

@J_Merriel hand written!?

Homeowners: have real estate agents been sliding into your dms, or letter boxes, recently encouraging you to sell, or have your property assessed? I would love to speak with you. caitlin.cassidy@theguardian.com

eugene was really like “i can’t say how pissed i am with words for legal reasons so let me just say it with my face”

Sharpay was right, this is not what I want, this is not what I planned and I just gotta say I do not understand

"ARIEL IS FROM EUROPE!!!!!" a lot to unpack there but first of she's from THE OCEAN

@nevermonochrome I never buy the seeds!! You often get them when clearing weeds on the farm, I collect the plants around the town and friends have given seeds to me as I've upgraded friendship.😊

the necessity of Clothlets in running Oob, combined with the prices Meed charges for Clothplant seeds... it's highway robbery! I don't even break even on the Plenny's order! #Ooblets #NintendoSwitch

@Defunctland This specific purple ikea lamp

Even more specific, do you remember what lamp you had?

What was on your desk or in your room around 2002-2007? Specifically asking those that grew up in this era.

I very rarely get to watch live but @stevenspohn and @lilsimsie playing animal crossing together is truly my happy place. They have the best banter. Perfect WFH Friday vibes

The interesting thing about the democracy sausage is that we have compulsory voting so there's no need to entice people to vote. Therefore the democracy sausage exists for no political reason. It exists solely because we, as a nation, love putting sausages in bread. #ausvotes

Excuse me how am I supposed to work at my corporate job today when @MCRofficial have dropped new music and I need to revert back to my emo teen self?

@GinaBaldassarre Mine is 'hi does anyone know [name] your parcel/uber eats got delivered to my house on [insert giant street that runs the length of the suburb here]