Melissa Eldritch Horrors

@politico @realDonaldTrump Recent news really casts a new light on this post

.@realDonaldTrump: “If Hillary Clinton can’t satisfy her husband what makes her think she can satisfy America?” politi.co/1LvAHwJ

@beabonnet29 👑

A princess btw

@sambaschutte 👀

Hello again old friend. Such iconic memories here🫶🏴‍☠️✨ #ourflagmeansdeath #ofmd

@octopuscaveman Jeb is my dog’s name.

Every time I get a message request on here I gather my children and we say a little prayer that it might be their new stepmom but every time it’s another crypto scammer. The boys tell me to hang in there but the light has gone from Jeb’s eyes. I can tell his hope is lost.

@octopuscaveman yeah, honestly, no complaints.

@Jabberwonkeye Cool guy

@BYUsupersoaker can someone add “like a g6” for ya girl

please, add yours open.spotify.com/playlist/3QHFd…

whenever someone tells me they got a DUI i ask them what song they were listening to & i’ve compiled a playlist with everyone’s song so far

@MissedtheFence @Imani_Barbarin He’s talking about Buzz Peterson, not Buzz Aldrin. Easy mistake to make. 😂

@Imani_Barbarin Didn’t realize that the desert was “another planet.” And which planet did Aldrin and Armstrong set foot on? I’m sure Buzz would love to know, since he’s been to the moon but not a planet.,

Lmao. WHAT?! They were up there for less than 10 minutes.

@SonOfThePlains @PinstripeBungle That poor guy is going to die of alcohol poisoning when he gets out because I would also like to buy him a beer. So would half of the country.

@PinstripeBungle I’d like to buy him a beer, I can’t buy him a beer if he is in jail.

okay what's the "Luigi didn't do it" case aside from vibes and CRAZY lack of specific evidence/discovery by the prosecution?

@sspiriorum Like bro, say killer klowns from outer space or something.

out of every movie u could use..::2/:?..?.)../)).?,?,

@KalansPhantomFF Lucius what the F

140. Lucius POV (I PROMISE HAPPY ENDING) Note: Mating bites are at the nape of the neck, a very erogenous zone and a no go for casual hook-ups because of the risks of actually biting hard enough to leave a claiming bite on an omega.

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@KalansPhantomFF Checkov’s arm

109. Ed's POV

@KalansPhantomFF Lucius across the parking lot with his binoculars

105. Ed's POV

@KalansPhantomFF Lucius, my hero

97. Meanwhile in Stede And Ed's Apartment Building

@KalansPhantomFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

89. Stede's POV

If you need help choosing who to cheer for during the Super Bowl just remember one team WILL be going to the White House and one won’t because they declined last time that man was in office soooo go birds baby

@AmericaExpanded Who is Columbia? Do you mean Colombia?

Columbia doesn’t understand how this works.

@KalansPhantomFF Me

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@KalansPhantomFF This is so good. (K)Not me getting back into SMAUs

51. Stede POV

@bonnypitty Yes. Gimme

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