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I just want to go on a light brisk walk around my neighborhood and throw up everywhere

@Clevta Don’t know about that! Folded very hard the last few minutes

Lot of anti Mitchell tweets going to be deleted!

@TalkinBaseball_ Against Jose Suarez, doesn’t count sadly

Bryce Harper gives the Phillies a two-run lead in the 10th!

@SpursOfficial You should be ashamed. Useless bunch of idiots running around out there. Totally spineless.

Goalless at the break.

It turns out biomechanics experts are so smart they really are capable of fixing even the shittiest of shots in tennis history

@benmckee14 Happy days I was wrong

@benmckee14 Hmmm I don’t like it. I think we’ve struck out on this one.

Terrence Hill Jr.: "The city of Knoxville has a lot to offer, so coming down here and just seeing what they had to offer was a great experience."

@mlbbowman 107 Acuña laser was an out though so it all evens itself out.

Exit velos of the five balls the Braves put in play during their three-run third against Sanchez: 104.5 (Baldwin single), 80.1 (Albies FC), 43.1 (Riley single), 69.1 (Dubon single), 86 (White groundout)

Frank Ocean has released new 'Blonded' merch 🚨

Welcome to the world The Idler Wheel Is Wiser Than the Driver of the Screw and Whipping Cords Will Serve You More Than Ropes Will Ever Do

@josemorgado Eh call it how it is. This is Fonseca pooping himself in the bright lights so far.

Shelton takes the first set vs. Fonseca 6-3. Playing great so far.

@Ravens 1) PC video game ass graphics. C- for the content team 2) These nike designs have been so bad. Not just for your team don’t worry, although these are ass. 3) Your RB is 40 years old 4) Your QB has the immune system of a toddler 5) Best of luck this year (dressed like ass)

The Next Flight takes off

This is my super bowl

@680TheFan It’s BDSM just let it happen

Braves fans, we need your help! What should Dom Smith’s nickname be? Drop your best ideas below ⬇️

@bennyjohnson He looks far more like Barack than that Jesus outfit looked like a Red Cross doctor uniform lmao

Biden called a black man up on stage and said: “Doesn’t he look like Barack?!” Yikes.

@PSchrags Okay damn then they’ll take the 7th or 8th one at 24 boy hush

All six of these wide receivers should go in the first round. All six could be gone by the time Cleveland is picking up a 24.

@ItsLeland You’re insane if you think it’s anything other than a God complex. You can generally tell how insane a take is by quickly glancing at your like to response ratio on a tweet. Not a lot of people siding with you on this one chief.

You’re insane if you think Trump saw a meme of himself and said “hey I’m gonna post this because I look like Jesus” You can also call him an idiot for not knowing the backlash he would get. Use common sense.

This melody is one of the least catchy tunes I’ve ever heard. I’ve listened 3 times. I can’t even figure out what it is. What is supposed to stick? One of the more convoluted attempts of all time.

@MaxNevermindMe Boyhood is not a bad movie by any means but it gets an eye roll being in a Top 4. Sound of Metal though, incredibly based 🤝

what's the weakest movie in my letterboxd top 4?

@josemorgado Alcaraz looked really bad out there. I’m concerned about my goat

NEW WORLD #1. Jannik Sinner wins the last five games to defeat Carlos Alcaraz 7-6(5), 6-3 and win in Monte-Carlo the biggest clay title of his career. He is back to world number #1. 8th M1000 title (ties Alcaraz), 4th consecutive 27th tour-level title

@Arsenal Uhhhhhhhh guys!

Full-time at Emirates Stadium.