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@TipsyElmo @MMAJunkie

@Jared_INW @MMAJunkie ….and not have a celebration party with all his newfound buddies the night before. That might help him too.

Justin Gaethje's coach reveals 'big mistake' Ilia Topuria made at UFC Freedom 250 mmajunkie.usatoday.com/story/sports/u…

@RoKhanna A 5%tax on Elon’s net worth would require him to give a portion of ownership of his companies to the federal government. He doesn’t have 5% of his net worth in cash reserves.

Brad, a 5% tax on Elon's trillion net worth would literally pay for free college and trade school for every American. And with the market's growth, he still would be worth over a trillion dollars! You don't think that's worth it?

@japan_nobunaga This reminds me of white people taco night but… with honor(?)

USA. A hibachi restaurant. My American friends brought me here to enjoy the cuisine of my homeland, and I witnessed a ritual I have never seen in eight hundred years of being Japanese. The chef stacked onion rings into a tower. He filled it with oil. And he set it on fire. "THE VOLCANO!" my friends cheered. They knew the ritual. They had seen it many times. In Japan, I have eaten ten thousand meals. No one has ever built me a volcano. I said nothing. A guest does not question the ceremony. "Is this how they do it back home?" my friend asked, glowing with joy. "...The technique is flawless," I said. A samurai may retreat. He may not lie. He may, however, aim the truth very carefully. Then the chef flicked a shrimp through the air at my face. "Catch it!" the table roared. In my land, food is set before you with two hands and an apology for the wait. Here, the shrimp attacks. I caught it. With my mouth. The table erupted. The chef saluted me with his spatula. I have received medals with less pride. "You're a natural," the chef said. "My family has trained for this for generations," I said. It was not technically a lie. We trained. Just not for this. My friends drove me home, full and happy, honored to have shown me my own country. A man does not question the volcano. He catches the shrimp. Whatever this cuisine is, wherever it was truly born — the fire is real, the joy is real, and I caught what was thrown at me. That is Japanese enough.

@nonregemesse Many times violent people attach onto movements they think will offer them the opportunity to be violent… regardless of their belief in that movement.

You’ll see a lot of people complaining about this today but the guy who got three years had nine prior convictions and the guy who got two years and eight months had seven prior convictions including attacking his own mother.

@RonCook_ @ATRightMovies Who told Sarah Jessica Parker she was good looking?

@Will_Tanner_1 @HumbleFlow Can a person effectively digest one book per week? I suppose it depends on the book… There’s also a distinct possibility that I’m a midwit.

If you can read a book a week, on average, you'll be one of the top 1% of book readers in America Teddy Roosevelt found time to read pretty much every day of his life, both as a cowboy and as president Thomas Jefferson had one of the greatest libraries, if not the best library, in the United States...which he sold to the US to form the basis of the Library of Congress There's always time to read, it's finding the right things to read that counts!

@polemoskarios @ModernCeasar Truth! Lack of humility was the real sin

@Jared_INW @ModernCeasar Well, it could not be helped, but never boast about the deed.

Rome fell when nobles stopped reading about their ancestors. Here are 7 biographies every man must read to avoid same fate: - Life of Sulla by Plutarch - Da Vinci by Walter Isaacson - Napoleon by Andrew Roberts - Augustus by Adrian Goldsworthy - The Confessions of St. Augustine - Alexander the Great by Philip Freeman - Morgan: American Financier by Jean Strouse What else would you add?

@gageeason131 @TheRabbitHole We will all be equally miserable… except for the party leaders who “deserve” a little extra because of all the wonderful administration they provide.

@TheRabbitHole Ah yes. The "friendly face" of communism will smile upon us all equally.

Equity means equal outcomes Source: Kamala Harris

@SBlockspy @TheRabbitHole Teachers understand this dilemma. 90% of their energy goes to helping the bottom 10% (even if those 10% don’t want to try).

@TheRabbitHole Equity sounds good in theory, but if everyone has to end up in the exact same place, where do effort, talent, and personal choices fit in?

@Templarpilled Now Moses was a very humble man, more humble than anyone else on the face of the earth. -author, Moses.

@polemoskarios @ModernCeasar And maybe not blind his progeny

@ModernCeasar The Odyssey...You must remember to sacrifice oxen to Poseidon before a sea voyage...

@jayruguitar @Nerdrotics

@Nerdrotics Chaka!

Dupergirl

@TimelessTrvlr Beautiful! Do people really live in such places? Or is this all a part of the matrix?

Some places make you understand why people fall in love with travel. Santorini is one of them.

@natsecboogie @All_Source_News That’s a lot of concrete and other structures above the tunnel. Do we know how deep below the surface it was?

This is a depiction based on our geolocations of both sides of the tunnel underneath the US-MEX border below. We estimate that depending on where the tunnels were in the structures & if it was a straight line it was roughly between 575-690 meters in total length between sites.

@BlakeSNeff @iknowsomestuffs Unwilling

This story is great: During the Biden admin a migrant came all the way to the U.S. from Mauritania, and was immediately allowed in by claimig he needed asylum for being gay. He moved to Indiana, married the (female) daughter of a sheriff, and got a job as a prison guard from his father-in-law. But now the Trump Admin has swooped in, pointed out that since he's not gay his asylum claim is clearly fraudulent, and has arrested him for deportation. foxnews.com/us/ice-arrests…

@nonregemesse There’s no good way. Find a person that’s somewhat closer to the family/friend-group and just ask. Or you could just assume suicide and/or drug overdose and be correct 95% of the time.

What’s the etiquette for finding out how someone died in this sort of scenario?

@TreyYingst The plan

NEW: Israel orders the evacuation of Dahiyeh, Beirut ahead of possible strikes

@WomanDefiner @Scott8835 He’s just trying to make some fake scarcity so someone will actually buy one of his listings.

@Scott8835 Scott I can see the signs while I ride in my car and boat.

The amount of lake property and toys for sale right now in Northern Wisconsin is insane.

This is an all terrain wheeled legged robot that can respond to human commands and navigate challenging terrain